Re arranged Arsenal Squad Announced!!!
By Countdown Brian
Ahh Jaeeeysus
I am tired of all the rumour and intrigue and gossip and scandal surrounding my glorious club and fresh from imagining what it would be like to take some well earned rest nestling in Sara Beeny’s glorious décolletage I have decided to rearrange the squad myself.
What qualifications do you have I hear you shout?
A Pool Frog 2 twenty five meter Breast Stroke certificate earned in 1986 I reply with not a little pride. This by my reckoning makes me better qualified than most of the oily pundits out there. At least I didn’t leave a slick after me when I swam.
So here goes, here is the squad I have rearranged. See if you can guess who they are, answers at the bottom.
1 Renege Answer
2 Erratic Pick
3 As Adz I Rig Van
4 A Dividend!
5 Scarf Ace Begs
6 Raises Vain Realism
7 Cagily Lech
8 The Total Cow
9 Danger Sex Loan
10 Ban Overripe Sin!
11Recent Blank Sin
12Darn Heavy Rain
13Hey, Just A Lone Mamma
14Inlays Burn Her
15 Move Them Arsenal!
16Cows Enjoy Catechisms zzz
17Aha! Mama Cure Honk
18 I Jerk His Claw
19 A Nicely Token Slur
20Gays Can A Bra
21Say Ream, Ronan
22Hovering
23Nil Jerks Canon
This may take you mind off the mayhem for a moment or two and I am sure the more imaginative of you can come up with an alternative or two. Some are strangely appropriate.
Scores.
Fewer than 10 and you are just not trying
Over 10 great.
Over 15 Magnificent.
Over 20 and you are a true Arsenoholic.
And here are the answers
1 Arsene Wenger
2Patrick Rice
3Ivan Gazardis
4David Dein
5Cesc Fabregas
6 Samir Nazri Leaves (sorry)
7Gael Clichy
8Theo Walcott
9Alexander Song
10Robin Van Persie
11Nicklas Bentner
12Andre Arshavin
13Jay Emmanuel Thomas
14Henri Lansbury
15Thomas Vermaelen
16Wojciech Tomaz Szczesny
17Marouane Chamakh
18Jack Wilshire
19Laurent Koscielny
20Bacary Sagna
21Aaron Ramsay
22 Gervino
23Carl Jenkinson
Til the next time…
Brian x
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Dude! Grt stuff.hw lng did it tk u 2 make dis whole name thng up…..buh its rily hard.
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ha ha very funny
Hope next season’s results are re arranged
Nice one!!
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1. Ryo Miyachi
2.Abou Diaby
3.Kieran Gibbs
4. (sorry didn’t get it)
5. Johan Djourou
6. Lukasz Fabianski
7.Armand Traore
8. Carlos Vela