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The Twelve Days of Arsenal

The Twelve Days of Arsenal –

Don McMahon

In keeping with the season’s festive and joyous appreciation of all things Arsenal, I would like to present all UA and true Gooners worldwide with my revised version of an old seasonal favourite, direct from the home of Football. My apologies to our Gooner fans of other faiths or beliefs, but I couldn’t find poetry that would fit better than this:

On the first day of Gooners
Wenger sent to me:
A dead duck called AVB

On the second day of Arsene

Gazidis sent to me:
2 of Ozil & Santi
and a dead duck called AVB

On the third day of Soccer
Bould sent to me:
3 solid fullbacks
2 of Ozil & Santi
and a dead duck called AVB

On the fourth day of EUFA

Riley sent to me:
4 useless twats
3 solid fullbacks
2 of Ozil & Santi
and a dead duck called AVB

On the fifth day of Fusbal
Kroenke sent to me:
5 dividend free years
4 useless twits
3 solid fullbacks
2 of Ozil & Santi
and a dead duck called AVB

On the sixth day at the Emirates
Bergkamp sent to me:
6 great prospects
5 dividend free years
4 useless twits
3 solid fullbacks
2 of Ozil & Santi
and a dead duck called AVB

On the seventh day of Wenger
Thierry sent to me:
7 Swans a suffering
6 great prospects
5 dividend free years
4 useless twits
3 solid fullbacks
2 of Ozil & Santi
and a dead duck called AVB

On the eighth day of Football
Sept Blatter sent to me:
8 FIFA bribes
7 Swans a suffering
6 great prospects
5 dividend free years
4 useless twits
3 solid fullbacks
2 of Ozil & Santi
and a dead duck called AVB

On the ninth day of Woolwich
Platini sent to me:
9 forged financials
8 FIFA bribes
7 Swans a suffering
6 great prospects
5 dividend free years
4 useless twits
3 solid fullbacks
2 of Ozil & Santi
and a dead duck called AVB

On the tenth day of Gunners
Scudmore sent to me:
10 League game suspensions
9 forged financials
8 FIFA bribes
7 Swans a suffering
6 great prospects
5 dividend free years
4 useless twits
3 solid fullbacks
2 of Ozil & Santi
and a dead duck called AVB

On the eleventh day of Champions
Sir Alex sent to me:
11 bags of haggis
10 League game suspensions
9 forged financials
8 FIFA bribes
7 Swans a suffering
6 great prospects
5 dividend free years
4 useless twits
3 solid fullbacks
2 of Ozil & Santi
and a dead duck called AVB

On the first day of Arsenal
The board sent to me:
12 trophies shining

11 bags of haggis
10 League game suspensions
9 forged financials
8 FIFA bribes
7 Swans a suffering
6 great prospects
5 dividend free years
4 useless twits
3 solid fullbacks
2 of Ozil & Santi
and a dead duck called AVB

 

Seasons greetings and the best to all our wonderful UA faithful and Gooners worldwide!!

 

 

 

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