So Vidal is going to sign for us I hear. Just after Copa America they’ll announce the signing. Any time. Oh! therz a setback there. Hah. Now therz not.
Also Higuain they say. And that guy from Southampton, Schnai (err…) Morgan. And our Suarez fetish never seems to end.
Apparently Cech was checked for anomalies and viruses and nuclear radiations and hidden microphones and spy cams, you see Jose is not, well do I need to say anything about him. He rides a little horse! Heartless @#$%&.
And Puma also had an issue with his cap, er mask, errr turban, whatever. Cechs medical went on for ever until Gazidis shouted “enough Shad”. Now that he signed for us, usual Wenger was instrumental in my signing, ambition, vision blah blah blah.
Poor Ooooooooossspina is on his way out. Thanks to a cheque. Wait a minute. Hows this transaction done. Cheque or cash?? Or do they use PayPal?? Anyway, Hez on his way out. And ARSENAL have raised his price after his heroics against Brazil. And hence the door slammed shut. Idiots, there was a man walking through the door. Dont be too surprised if you see Ospina with a mask. Or Sasasheshnie, all depends on the coin toss.
Ryo is gone. And Diaby (sad face smiley please). Hope he gets fit and into ARSENAL again. One last charge Abou.
Rambo is wanted by the Catalans. And they have watched him 10 times!!!. Apparently, we watch him every week, so by logic we want him more. Speaking of the Catalans….Oye, he has a welsh blood you DNA matching scumbags. But Rambo has signed an extension and so did Kathorrla. A quick re-read and this story is from 2014 (stupid twitter baits).
And citizens, no mention which, want our Jacky buoy who smokes shisha. I can’t get over this news. Shisha!!. Shisha means glass in Hindi. If Jack smokes glass, that makes him super human. Stan Lee should have a look at him not citizens. Oh my! Even his girlfriend smokes Shisha now!!
And the Spaniards want Kosc to boss the defence. Funny place that. They sack a manager who got them the champions league and then get a guy who leads his team to 5th position in the Italian league!!!. Progression made!!!.
Poor Vlad, no one mentions him. Vlad, we are glad that you signed for us lad. Another home-grown player to add to the squad in coming years. Hope he progresses well and as expected.
And speaking of progression, I hope to see Akpom, Zelalem, Hayden, Chambers, Bellerin, Crowley, Gnabry, Jack, Rambo, Gibbs, Ozil, Alexis, Giroud, Ox, Coq …..all progress into world beaters. Come on you Gunners. Can’t wait for season to start again. And to see the Untold Banner on TV. Anyone willing to place a bet???. I say TV guys will not show the banner. Anyone countering that??
Did I miss out someone? Yeah. Prince Poldi. He says, he shouldn’t have gone to Inter. Turks want him they say. Ask me Poldi. You shouldn’t go there either. Joel Campbell!. Ah, Some team is Spain wants him. One of them managed by Moyes. Sanogo. No team in Spain wants him.
And then there is this Silva. Our own Silva. He’s got a work permit!!!.. Finally. We have our very own Brazilian. After, errr…. Gabriel ie. And then we are preparing a bid for PEA. That guy from Dortmund, who scored against us, remember. Stupid transfer window. Nothing has changed in years (other than players linked to us).
Gone are the days of Parkers and Mulumbus and Sambas. Sometimes, names like Berahi Noooooooooooo do creep up. But thats a rarity than the norm. Thanks to Ozil and Alexis.
All craps talks. So much that even meself whoz remotely interested in transfer talks managed to shit out half a page of it. You guessed it right, Watching Pirates of the Caribbean as I write this, multai tasking aye. No wonder the people appointed to do the job indulge in so much of a shit-fest. All they need is a change in scenery. Refreshes things inside the pot above their shoulders. So when my friend informed me of a trekking plan, I decided to go without a second thought.
The plan is to trek (2 days) to a few waterfalls in the mountains. People who are familiar with geography of India will know it as western ghats. This area receives about 30cms of rain a day in the peak monsoon season. This area ranks among the top 5 in India for avg rainfall received every year (among the wettest regions in India). And June-July, it rains elephants, mammoths and dinosaurs. Hope mammoths don’t fall on me and the dinosaurs don’t eat me, and the leeches don’t suck me dry. Should I be worried about the leeches??? more than the Gunnersaurus.
Anyway, back to ARSENAL. We have been offered Lucozade. ??!!.. But we already have Gatorade!! Sorry Sorry Lacazette it is. Generous gesture there, whoever is offering him to us.
Also we are keen on signing some Napoli defender. And Vidal has been signed for 21 million. Also Higuain. And that guy from Southampton, Schnai (err…) Morgan. And our Suarez fetish never seems to end. Apparently Cech was checked for anomalies and viruses and nuclear radiations wait. Wait. Am I going in circles!! Eerrrr….stupid transfers.
- The Untold Banner that will be on display inside the Emirates Stadium in the coming season will be delivered this week
- 30 June 1905: The Kentish Independent published a list of season ticket prices at Woolwich Arsenal – showing a price of £2 2s – about two thirds of the weekly wage of a skilled artisan. At same time Woolwich Gazette revealed that Arsenal did not run the bars in the Manor Ground but leased them to others.