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Revealed: the secretive group who could build a perfect team, but refuse to do so

by Tony Attwood

There is a headline that I saw on Yahoo! Sport today which reads, “Arsenal 3-3 Liverpool: Both sides showcase obvious flaws in a classic” which intrigued me.   If, as the writer says, the flaws in each side were “obvious”, the question arises: why don’t the two managers correct these obvious flaws?

That question, as with most “why” questions which arise as a result of journalistic writing, is not answered.  Which also made me wonder why.  But by then I was asking why about a why and that gets confusing so I decided to take a step back.

The whole essence of football journalism appears to have become one in which the writer knows exactly how to do it, (whatever it is) and if given the chance could do it, but for reasons best known to him or herself has chosen not to become a football manager.

Which is a bit odd really.  Football management pays very well.  Sportmaza published a list of managers and their salaries at the start of this season which read

Even if we taken the Burnley manager who is pretty much at the foot of the payment table in the PL, he is getting £8,076.92 a week, which is quite a lot.  After tax that works out at about around £5000 a week.

That is quite a bit more than the average journalist’s salary, so why is it that the journalists and punditary both of whom know everything, stick with their task rather than becoming managers?

The obvious answer must be that they actually haven’t got a clue how to manage, but they can write a few lines of text.  Which sets out what I guess most of us knew anyway, that the pundits, journalists and writers in bloggettas, have no idea about running a club, but are quite good at telling other people where they have got it wrong.

What makes this particularly interesting is that across the last two summers Untold has gone out of its way to trace the accuracy of the the way in which these self-same pundits reveal the details of what is going to happen in terms of transfer dealings.  The result has been, in each of the last two summers, 3% success rate, 97% inaccuracy.  Not good enough scores to get a pass at GCSE Maths or English.  Indeed not good enough to get a pass at fortune telling in any school that Harry Potter might fancy sending his children to.

Dealing in facts of course is consider a bit too dull, too ordinary, and too obvious for the bloggettas and the newspapers that by and large own them.   And yes, facts are often quite hard to get.  For example, we have the fact that for Nacho Monreal there is “no return date” specific yet – although it would be fun if we could get some doctors to give us on line diagnostics with the same level of insight as people who talk about transfers and what’s wrong.

We have a suggested return date for Ramsey, but for Giroud, like Monreal, there is no date.

However it is not all doom and gloom.  Today there is the headline:

‘If He Asks To Live In The Buckingham Palace, The Queen Has To Go!’

What is interesting is that this comes from TurkishFootball.com – clearly someone hasn’t told them that a spot of humour isn’t actually de rigueur when it comes to football commentary.

But hey, things are changing.  Sky Sports Saturday announced that “it is another dubious, dubious, dubious penalty,” although within 90 seconds this had changed to a commentary about how difficult life is for the referee.   Does PGMO actually have a permanently open hot line to Sky Sports?  I suspect they might.

One more to keep you amused

Monaco vice president delivers Arsenal blow.   “Monaco vice-president Vadim Vasilyev insists that the Ligue 1 club aren’t looking to sell Thomas Lemar in January, which is mildly annoying but predictable.”
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If it was so predictable, why didn’t the blog predict it?

 

 

1 comment to Revealed: the secretive group who could build a perfect team, but refuse to do so

  • porter

    Sad case of Eboue , perhaps he should have a chat with Ray Parlour about how to bounce back from acrimonious divorce.