Arsenal beat Man U to Vidal; public duel on Holloway Road a draw

  On a blustery afternoon among the green pastures of the Holloway Road, a duel was fought between the publisher of Untold Arsenal, Tony Attwood, and the website’s special spoof correspondent, Sir Hardly Anyone. The origins of the dispute are thought to be the slowness of the publisher in putting up a report submitted by …

Top midfielder finally confirmed to sign for Arsenal in next few days. Not spoof!

By Sir Hardly Anyone, listening to football’s chatter, rumour, and mindless gibberish. [First, apologies for the late publication of this article this morning.  Tony went dancing last night, didn’t get back to the early hours, and failed to press the button for the 8am piece.  The issue will be resolved with swords drawn at noon.] …