How Marc Overmars Could Help Arsenal Progress

    A lot of the criticism levelled at Arsene Wenger and the Arsenal board over recent times has been for their lack of ambition or skill in taking the club into its next era. From the outside looking in it seems Wenger has always controlled most things, if not them all, as manager of …

The wildest transfer rumour yet causes another meltdown, so what is likely to happen?

Sir Hardly Anyone. Try this one for size: “Arsenal Fans Lose Their Sh*t After What Arsene Wenger Has Just Said” Now first off we need to work out what that little asterisk means.  Is it an a, e, i, o, or u?  I think we can all guess, which raises question one.  Why not write …

The trouble with international football is there just isn’t enough of it. So now there will be more.

By Tony Attwood International football.  Isn’t it wonderful!  Don’t you want more?  Of course you do!!  So let’s have not just one international tourney (the World Cup, or WC as its known in the Untold Penthouse) or even two (adding the Uefa European Championship.)  Any idiot can see that is nowhere near enough. After all …