Just because its different, doesn’t mean its wrong

Wenger is building a very young team – and every day on the radio, on TV and in the press there are screams that he has to buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy. You’d think that somewhere an editor or a producer might say, “Hang on guys, we’ve run the story about Wenger …

Those who boo Ade simply support the Daily Mail anti-Arsenal campaign

I don’t have any doubt that the Adebayor summer show was run by a pimp (aka “footballer’s agent”) trying to get more money for his slave (ie “player”). Knowing that football journalists will print anything they are given and that clubs like WC Milan and BarBarBarcaSheep will grab at anything to divert attention from their …

How much did Wenger really know

Summertime – when football journalists remind us just what total prats they are.  They make up stories, rubbish our club, and then… play the pretend game. Ade will sign for Barca tomorrow, screams the dribbling little child, and then when Ade turns up ready to sign his new contract, they say, “while some sources predicted …

A once-in-a-lifetime experience that doesn’t come along that often

I love Mr McClaren. He is my favourite twirp. He’s also a turnip, and several other vegetables as well. And today, the wonderful magnifico Mr Mc said, and I quote here directly without any little extra words added or subtracted, he said… “It will be a once-in-a-lifetime experience that doesn’t come along that often.” Isn’t …

Tiny Totts ready to give Arsenal £5 million bonus money

As we all know, The Great Lord Wenger did not want silly-billy Bentley to leave Highbury and trot his stuff around the rest of the EPL. (Actually although we know it no football journalist knows this, or if he or she does know it, he or she keeps very quiet about it.) But the Bentley …

Cesc to write column for Daily Mail

In an amazing about turn Cesc Fabregas has agreed to write a regular column for the Daily Mail.  In it he will reflect upon life as a professional footballer.  It is thought he will discuss his longing to return to Spain, and the way in which professional players talk to each other and encourage each …

Do you like being treated like an idiot?

Every day the newspapers of England (and for all I know, the rest of the world too) create stories.   Like… Peter Crouch will join Arsenal  (I always quote that one because it is so funny) Cesc is about to leave – ok maybe not today, but next year certainly. Hleb calls Cesc selfish Toure will …

A special thanks for kind words expressed

When I started this blog and opened it up to comments I thought that the best thing to do would be not to reply to comments – unless someone was expressly asking for extra information. My thinking was that otherwise I’d end up justifying myself over and over again – and the reason I didn’t …

Mail on Sunday reveals Arsenal fraud shock

There is a story in the Mail on Sunday 27 July which says that Senderos is wanted by Newcastle United, and that they have bid £4 million. More, it says that Mr Wenger doesn’t want to sell him, but that the Board are interested in letting him go, especially if they can edge this up …

Has Wenger lost the plot, or is it just some fans?

Let’s try the arguments and see where they go. Against Wenger: We ain’t won nothing since the FA Cup. Quite true, although since then we’ve got to our first ever Euro Final, built a completely new team and were looking for a while last year like we could win it.  Only a bad run of …

Wenger plays a master stroke

Manchester Bankrupt go to South Africa. Now they are looking at India to spread their evil message. Where the Bankrupts go, so go CSKA. Spread the word, sell the t-shirt, get an audience. The whole approach was probably started by Real Mad, at least that’s the first big attempt to grab an audience by artificial …

Absolutely nothing about Arsenal is true (including this headline)

So, what we know is that Kolo has got the plague – (big full page spread in The Standard yesterday saying that this was going to be an utter disaster and instantly means that Arsenal will be relegated to the Conference by Christmas). But he hasn’t, he’s got little plague, probably because he was taking …

But then it just gets messier for Ade

There is a story doing the rounds that the whole world of football transfers is going to unlock, and vast amounts of money is going to change hands any second now. The big event that will start all this happening is the transfer from AC Milan of Kaka to CSKA Fulham or somewhere else for …

Wenger raises an interesting point

… which is that he hasn’t actually discussed any of the Adebayor summer issue with Adebayor. At lot has been made this summer of the fact that “Sir” Alex F-word would not return from his summer holiday to have a natter with Ronaldodo but little comment on the fact that Wenger likewise let the player …

It’s good to laugh at those less fortunate than ourselves

Now I want you to sit down and relax.  Take some deep breaths.  If you don’t I can’t possibly be responsible for the result. This is a quotation from that awfully nice Mr Ramos of the Tiny Totts reported in the Guardian. “Tottenham have a clear philosophy and have had for years.  We are on …