I came on here the other week and started reading what you cockneys had to say about us when you came up to Old Trafford.
Me names Darren, I come from Oldham, and I support Man U,I don’t get much to the games, but see myself as a kind of armchair fan.
Ive got that Man U TV. Me favourite is beef and onion crispy pancakes, beans and chips and then to off watch ManU in the pub unless I’m somewhere else.
I hate Arsenal.I mean even the names crap, what the hell does it mean, Arsenal? Who do you think you lot are? What’s the matter with you cockneys?
Ive never been to London, too many scousers down there on the make from what Ive heard. And southerners, Ive seen it all on Eastenders its all “Gaw blimey”.
I went on holiday to Magaluf though with me mates Tegs and Manny.It were dead great, except Mannys a tw*t from Bury and follows City. Cant say I like Manchester that much, its full posh bars and students these days, at least that what I see from the evening news.
Best for me is going round me Grans house when Coronation street’s on and when shes off in the bog during the commercials I sneak a few quid from her purse, I mean it wont hurt no-one right?- any case she’ll soon be dead, so better to grab what you can while you can, that my motto.
When she was a lass a few years after the war she had some German lover,some ex-POW who stayed on,so we call her Granny Furter. She a right laugh. She hates you cockney bastards too. She met Sir Alex once and Lou Macari and she’s met that Bruce Forsythe.
She used to have a picture on Norman Whiteside up her room along with the Busby Babes.I went in there once looking for some cash, it smelt all musty there was even a potty under the bed, it was hanging but I said naught.
Granny Furters got Man U TV too.
Here, how comes you lot calls us Manure? Cheeky beggars! And you lot are the Arse! Anyway, I came on here to say what bunch of soft whinging whiners you lot are! Cant sing to save your lives, cant beat us neither. I hope you lot lose the final, you don’t deserve to be there. If Uncle Mike was reffing then we would have won it at Old Trafford, and you know it.
Van Purseys been a waste of money since you lot cast him off, you had us on that one. That Wengers a right crafty wing nut. I bet you lot cant beat Villa, you could hardly beat Hull. I hate them Yorkies too. And scousers.
But I hate Arsenal the most, know what mean?I mean, who do you lot think you are?Vieira to Giggs that’s all I can say.You lot are a load of suits, fir coats and no knickers as Granny Furter would say, full of yourselves, posh folk who like golf and vegetarian bacon and them weak Italian beers like Sol. Mind you I like a pint of Becks every now and then, its right bob-on.
I seen you lot, half of you hate the team and the other half are a bunch of soft gets what sort of support is that? Always moaning. French manager too.
I went to France once, Dad, me and Mam took me niece to that Euro-Disneyland, it did me head in, but we stopped off in a motorway cafe and the coffee it were right strong. I prefer Granny Furters cup of mellow birds- proper coffee that is. Mellow birds with home made supermarket cake nothing like it except when United are playing in mid- week against some foreign euro outfit and then its me Granny eating rag pie and chips for supper. You posh cockneys dont know what that is do you?
How come you lot think that your new stadium is great? Not as good as ours, and how come you call our stadium Old Toilet! Cheeky gets. And you lot always leave early- cant be mithered with your team? Typical southerners! And what this banner you lot are making “Wenger stadium”.Half you lot will get the hump about that though, you cockneys cant even stick together like us northerners.
Mind you he is good that Wenger. Not as good as Sir Alex though.I mean when was the last time you won the league? I mean Sir Alex was right Wenger knows nothing about football and should keep his opinions on Japanese football. I didn’t even know there a league in Japan until Sir Alex said so. I always thought Japan was some tw*t band that wore make-up that my older sister liked. Crap music that were too.
Anyway Granny Furter will be cheering on Villa for the cup, I hope you cockneys lose. I’ll be down the pub though with Manny and Tegs watching it. You wait till next season.
Untold welcomes serious and significant comment from supporters of all clubs.