The Twelve Days of Arsenal –
Don McMahon
In keeping with the season’s festive and joyous appreciation of all things Arsenal, I would like to present all UA and true Gooners worldwide with my revised version of an old seasonal favourite, direct from the home of Football. My apologies to our Gooner fans of other faiths or beliefs, but I couldn’t find poetry that would fit better than this:
On the first day of Gooners
Wenger sent to me:
A dead duck called AVB
On the second day of Arsene
Gazidis sent to me:
2 of Ozil & Santi
and a dead duck called AVB
On the third day of Soccer
Bould sent to me:
3 solid fullbacks
2 of Ozil & Santi
and a dead duck called AVB
On the fourth day of EUFA
Riley sent to me:
4 useless twats
3 solid fullbacks
2 of Ozil & Santi
and a dead duck called AVB
On the fifth day of Fusbal
Kroenke sent to me:
5 dividend free years
4 useless twits
3 solid fullbacks
2 of Ozil & Santi
and a dead duck called AVB
On the sixth day at the Emirates
Bergkamp sent to me:
6 great prospects
5 dividend free years
4 useless twits
3 solid fullbacks
2 of Ozil & Santi
and a dead duck called AVB
On the seventh day of Wenger
Thierry sent to me:
7 Swans a suffering
6 great prospects
5 dividend free years
4 useless twits
3 solid fullbacks
2 of Ozil & Santi
and a dead duck called AVB
On the eighth day of Football
Sept Blatter sent to me:
8 FIFA bribes
7 Swans a suffering
6 great prospects
5 dividend free years
4 useless twits
3 solid fullbacks
2 of Ozil & Santi
and a dead duck called AVB
On the ninth day of Woolwich
Platini sent to me:
9 forged financials
8 FIFA bribes
7 Swans a suffering
6 great prospects
5 dividend free years
4 useless twits
3 solid fullbacks
2 of Ozil & Santi
and a dead duck called AVB
On the tenth day of Gunners
Scudmore sent to me:
10 League game suspensions
9 forged financials
8 FIFA bribes
7 Swans a suffering
6 great prospects
5 dividend free years
4 useless twits
3 solid fullbacks
2 of Ozil & Santi
and a dead duck called AVB
On the eleventh day of Champions
Sir Alex sent to me:
11 bags of haggis
10 League game suspensions
9 forged financials
8 FIFA bribes
7 Swans a suffering
6 great prospects
5 dividend free years
4 useless twits
3 solid fullbacks
2 of Ozil & Santi
and a dead duck called AVB
On the first day of Arsenal
The board sent to me:
12 trophies shining
11 bags of haggis
10 League game suspensions
9 forged financials
8 FIFA bribes
7 Swans a suffering
6 great prospects
5 dividend free years
4 useless twits
3 solid fullbacks
2 of Ozil & Santi
and a dead duck called AVB
Seasons greetings and the best to all our wonderful UA faithful and Gooners worldwide!!
On the 23rd of December
Great Gunners sent to us
23rd minute deciding goal.
Merry Xmas Arsenal! I have asked Santa for a 7 goal thriller. And the second wish was to score them all. Santa said, ”you have asked for a difficult, but not impossible thing. Your wishes would be granted if ‘Santi’ plays”.
Arsenal 7 – Chel$ki 0…wait after the match to comment if Im dreaming or not.
I’m looking for a hard fought win, any kind of win!
BTW, it’s my birthday today… I want a win over the Russian mob for a gift!
Happy birthday Sammy!
While hoping for a win today, I’ll take any result as long as our boys play well. Of course, I’m very likely to get what I hope for if the team play well. Any kind of win will do.
An old uptempo Indian seasons greetings !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-5ar30_tgg
Hope you celebrate your birthday with 3 points today ,Sammy !
That’ll be very many happy returns of the day !
Happy Birthday Sammy. 3 points from all of us at Arsenal to you today.
MERRY CHRISTMAS – KEEP LAUGHING ! KEEP THE FAITH .
http://www.flixxy.com/12-days-of-christmas-with-americas-funniest-home-videos.htm