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  1. Fair play gooner
    07/08/2018

    This is hilarious!???? Good one Sir Hardly Anyone! My ribs are hurting…

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  2. Marc B
    07/08/2018

    Funniest stuff i’ve read in ages and trust me I read a lot. Brilliant!

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  3. Menace
    07/08/2018

    Never mind the rib tickling, Kronke is attempting to take over total control of our club!

    Mr Corbyn, it is time to ensure our sporting heritage remains in the hands of UK citizens. Get a move on & save our national game from these greedy foreign money sellers.

    SOG Save Our Gunners

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    • Tony Attwood
      07/08/2018

      Be fair Menace, it can take a couple of hours to prepare and proof an article and when this piece was published the Kroenke story hadn’t broken – although I have written on it a little in the past.
      But there will be a piece about it at lunchtime-ish. Meanwhile, didn’t one little comment somewhere in Sir Hardly’s piece give you a smile? He’s been working up to this through the whole wretched transfer window newspaper gibberish.

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  4. Aaron
    07/08/2018

    Untold-arsenal and all the brilliant humans behind its existence, you are the only football publication I have any interest in these days.

    Completely hilarious whilst providing ammo for pointless pub talk speculations. Bravo! I hope people buy you beers from time to time!

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    • Tony Attwood
      07/08/2018

      Very kind Aaron. It is good to know we have readers like you, as well as those who throw abuse our way most days.

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  5. Gord
    07/08/2018

    From what little I know of Arsenal and Kroenke, I don’t think anyone (shareholders outside of Usmanov) has a choice. I don’t think the worst part is that Kroenke could saddle Arsenal with debt or remove the independent directors or other similar things. The worst is that Kroenke could decide to walk away, selling the whole thing to Dangote.

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  6. Musinguzi
    07/08/2018

    Let’s wait, Arsenal must shine!!

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  7. Randy lahey
    07/08/2018

    Way to many words in this article it seemed like hours before i got to the actual point of it and even then you did a terrible job of reporting the news…maybe you were trying to be funny i dont know but yeah …bad job, better luck next time

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    • Tony Attwood
      07/08/2018

      It really must be tough to live in a world where you can’t appreciate other people’s humour. It must be, well, so boring.

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    • omgarsenal
      08/08/2018

      Randy…………I know words of more than 2 syllables escape you and anything longer than a fortune cookie script is beneath your elevated status but they can transplant a sense of humour now so try asking for one. By the way, do learn to spell and write properly, please!

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  8. Clive Conway
    08/08/2018

    Pure genius from Sir ‘Ardly! If he hadn’t already been recognised by the Queen ‘erself, I’d be calling for her sword to come out, not for the smitin’ but for the dubbin’.

    And as for the humourless ravings of Randy ‘my surname has no capitals’ lahey and the deep insights of Musinguzi ‘my surname has no, er, surname’, go back to Breitbart, Fox or some other suppository of single-entendre and leave us be.

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  9. Brickfields Gunners
    08/08/2018

    Great piece SHA , keep it up. This ought to rile some people up , you know being oh, so close to the truth on how football news is being made up and reported !

    Just wish we could get our man inside to stir the plot , ..I mean the pot,.. further. Oh the things he could make up and mess their heads with.

    I think that we ought to have a regular ‘ What Martin Keown Knows ..’ question at the end of every article . It may be rather repetitive as most of the time the answer to that question would probably be one of the following below –
    -Zilch
    -Fuck all
    -Zero
    -Crap
    or ..
    – Who the fuck is Martin Keown ?

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