What happened about Yaya Toure, and what question should we be asking?

Tech note: Sorry about this article.  It was published and then vanished as we are still upgrading the whole of Untold Arsenal to https:// and other unfathomable places.  Here is a quick rundown…


The Yaya Toure story came and went in a flash and our tale in the midst of it

“What technical ploy could Arsenal use to buy Yaya Toure this week? Everything you need to know”

was published and vanished into air that was extremely thin due to the technical whatnots of https:// we mentioned above.

But the essence of the piece was this:

Yaya Toure was out of contract and thus had no club.  But the inward transfer window in England had closed.  So if in the world of total bonkersness he was coming to Arsenal what funny rule changing thingee could Arsenal be using to getting him in, while staying inside the rules?

The simple fact is that Toure being out of contract makes no odds – the PL rule is that after the early closure of the window no more incoming players could be registered and used by the club.  But that would not have stopped Toure coming to Arsenal, signing a contract and then sitting about doing nothing – except maybe some training and some PR work – until January 1 when the jolly old window flies open again.

But few if any said that.  They just took their readers for being mugs and kept on pumping out the same old gibberish.  You could almost hear them saying, “They’re only football fans.  They don’t know anything.”

So still the tales emerged

Arsenal? West Ham? Crystal Palace? The surprise club Yaya Touré is joining after London medical 

City Watch

Arsenal news: Journalist on Yaya Toure rumours, Lacazette exit, Leno feels he’s ‘perfect’ 
Daily Star
Arsenal, Fulham, QPR – The London clubs Yaya Toure could potentially join after passing medical 


Yaya Toure next club: Could Arsenal, Chelsea or Spurs sign him? What has his agent said? 

Daily and Sunday Express

Arsenal’s stance on Yaya Toure deal revealed as former Man City star ‘passes medical’ in London


Yaya Touré completes Arsenal medical: ‘Transfer imminent’


Report: Arsenal closing in on Yaya Toure signing 

Sports Mole

Yaya Toure’s agent rules out two London-based Premier League clubs – but remains tight-lipped… 

Daily Mirror

Yaya Toure: Arsenal linked with shock move as journalist provides transfer truth
Daily and Sunday Express11:19

So was it fun?  Were they laughing at us however.  Certainly none of the articles I saw through the morning mentioned this little detail about an English transfer being impossible if it included him actually playing – just as none of the sites that said he was coming to Arsenal have actually managed to issue an apology.

In the end the story changed to

Arsenal Linked Yaya Toure Agrees To Join Olympiacos 

which Inside Futbol ran and which was quite possible since the Greek window remains open for business.

and quick as a carrot (if vegetables can be said to have speed), iNews followed suit with

Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs? Why a move never made sense for Yaya Toure 

Of course in the meanwhile Football London, desperate for its 40 stories a day tried to play both sides against the middle as they always do with

‘It’s actually comical – Better than Xhaka!’ Arsenal fans clash over Yaya Toure rumours

Yes we have all been taken for mugs yet again, treated with contempt, laughed at by organisations whose only interest is in how many times we actually click on a advertisements to earn them another penny.

One Reply to “What happened about Yaya Toure, and what question should we be asking?”

  1. its actually unthinkable because sincially yaya for what? when we didn’t buy him when he was entrested to join us and after becoming tired in city what will he do to this DMC arsenal team?

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