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Crazy stats, junk headlines, upcoming youngsters and the return of Ron Manager.

By Tony Attwood

There is a strange stat that truly is worth of Ron Manager doing the rounds to the effect that Arsenal hasn’t been ahead at half time this season in the League.   In a Sky Sport piece that is titled “Your PL season in a stat” that is the headline story.  And yet it is a curious statistic because it doesn’t seem to influence anything.  There are no points for a half time lead, and if the situation were different and we scored goals in the first half rather than the second half, it wouldn’t take us further up the table.

Although I am a great lover of statistics, it seems to me that this is the sort of statistic we should always be wary of since it is one that makes no odds at all.  We can have stats that really tell us something (most obviously how many points we have and where we are in the league) and stats relating to goals for and goals against, since these influence how many points we get, and can indicate in the broadest sense which part of the team is working well and which not, but which half we score in????

An alternative approach to our progress could come by looking at the players who are up and coming and could make it in the future.   We have touched on this before of course because it is such a promisiing area at the moment.

Julio Pleguezuelo came in for a league cup game and Emile Smith Rowe has already started breaking through in games.  We’ve got Maitland-Niles already established, along with Guendouzi, who although a transfer in, is still only 19 and was incredibly low priced given his talen.

Joe Willock is yet to explode on the scene, but he could well follow the footsteps of Reiss Nelson but seizing his opportunity once regular games come along.  That’s six, and there are undoubtedly some more that I have missed.  I don’t have the knowledge about other teams to know if this is an exceptional number, but it feels like it to me.

Now that would be a stat worth seeing – how many youngsters are breaking into the first team squad this season among other clubs?  Anyone got that, and a way of measuring what breaking through actually means, please do write in.

Whether players have improved or not is a much harder stat to argue because where some fans get it in their heads that a player is useless it is very tough to shake that belief, and the old “you can prove anything with stats” phrase is then often trotted out.

Take Xhaka.  Rave reviews for his international appearances during the interlull, so maybe a great improvement?  Or maybe he was never as bad as people said.  Mustafi, as we noted, got included in the top rankings by statisticians for the past month, but is still listed as the man we really must move on.  (Still at least we are down to one or two, rather than the whole team as it was in the summer).

So now the press don’t know whether to do a 1984 type reversal and pretend that they have thought Xhaka was a great player all the time, or suggest that he has taken notice of their criticism and improved.

But of course we are just coming out of the interlull so there is a paucity of real news and instead we do have some rather droll pieces.  Take this one for example

“Arsène Wenger Explains Why He Had A Problem With Zipping Up His Coat At Arsenal”   That one is in Sportbible, a site I have not come across before.  And perhaps I can see why.

And they weren’t the only ones as 101 Great Goals chimed in with “Arsene Wenger opens up about his Arsenal zip problems.”

Which does somehow outdo “Arsenal fans are treating Ramsey like the girlfriend you know is going to dump you anyway” from Just Arsenal News.

Plus of course there are the headlines we really didn’t need at all like the Daily Star, “Arsene Wenger: Arsenal legend reveals he stopped team bus to vomit after defeat” 

But some headlines leave one thinking, well, yes, and, so what?  As with “Ray Parlour predicts this Unai Emery decision might make or break Arsenal’s season” from Arsenal Fever.   Indeed it might, whatever it was, or it might not, whatever it happens to be.  That’s the beauty of football headlines.  You never really know, do you?

Or as Ron Manager used to say, “Mantle with aplom, sure as eggs is eggs, mantle with aplomb, isn’t it, marvellous, paragon of, unprescedented in the modern game never been booked wasn’t he, rarely wears a tie, isn’t it?”  And I think we can still agree.

 

 

 

 

5 comments to Crazy stats, junk headlines, upcoming youngsters and the return of Ron Manager.

  • Ben

    Those recent Wenger headlines came from his recent bein sports interview. I think Untold would love his last answer when he was asked, “when you are in Heaven what will you ask God?”

    His reply was “where are all the referees?”

  • Gord

    I don’t believe I’ve ever seen Ron Manager, or any of the other skits that this topic comes from.

    But, I did run across an interesting statistics joke.

    If you choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance you will be correct?

    A) 25%
    B) 50%
    C) 60%
    D) 25%

  • Brickfields Gunners

    @ Ben – 19/11/2018 at 3:00 pm – Where indeed !
    AW has lost none of his passion and honesty . A very nice interview .

  • Brickfields Gunners

    In the meantime, if the PIGMOB refs are not worthy of heaven , where do you think they will end up ?

    My guess would be that they will be reborn with the same characteristics that the had exhibited in life , but as some lower life form.
    That would be brainless, spineless , yellow bellied and idiotic!

  • Brickfields Gunners

    OR…….

    George Bush dies and goes to hell.

    Satan is already waiting for him.

    ‘Well, I don’t know what to do. See, you’re on my list, but I have no free rooms for you. But you, you definitely have to stay in hell, so I’ll have to find a solution. There are a few people here who aren’t as bad as you are… I guess I’ll let one go and you’ll take their place. However, you can choose whose place you want to take.

    ‘Oh, that sounds okay I guess’ says Bush.

    Satan leads him to the first room and opens the door. In this room, there’s a huge swimming pool. In it, Reagan is drowning. He goes down, then up, then down, then up, and he’s gasping for air all the while.

    ‘Oh, no,’ says Bush. ‘That’s not for me, I’m a poor swimmer.’

    Satan opens the second door. The room is full of rocks and they see Nixon trying to break up the rocks with a wooden hammer.

    ‘Nah, I have problems with my shoulders and my back, that’d be such a painful thing to do day after day.’

    So Satan opens the third door. In the room, they see Clinton lying on the floor, all tied up. Monica Lewinsky is lying on top of Clinton, giving him a blowjob. Bush stares at the scene with a wide smile and says:

    ‘Ah, that I could endure!’

    ‘Alright,’ laughs Satan. ‘Monica, you’re free to go!’

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