Satire: The 59 players tipped by the media to be coming to Arsenal and 21 leaving

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1. It tickled me that you feel you now have to put “Satire” in the title.

2. Arsenal who are reported to be in for the signings of William Saliba from St Etienne and Kieran Tierney from Celtic are the only 2 looking credible Arsenal summer incoming transfer rumours in the media out of the impossible 59 they have linked with Arsenal to sign so far this summer window. And Arsenal could after all succeed to sign both Saliba and Tierney who in particular they have reportedly submitted a bid of £15m to Celtic to get him signed during this current summer transfer window exercise.

   Despite all the opposition from certain quarters opposing Arsenal to sign Kieran Tierney from Celtic this summer, Arsenal should not be discouraged in their pursuit to get the Celtic left-back signed. But be encouraged unabatedly until they sign the Scottish left-back this summer and put all Arsenal haters to utter shame and unrecoverable disappointments.

   As for Saliba signing this summer, Arsenal should continue to pursue the St Etienne young centreback signing to a logical conclusion to sign him this summer unfailingly against the odd of loaning him back immediately to St Etienne after they’ve signed him. Which of course Arsenal will reject after paying so much money to his current parent club side – St Etienne to sign him. But would Arsenal and St Etienne agree to a straight swap deal of William Saliba coming to the Gunners and Henrik Mkhitaryan at Arsenal going the opposite direction to St Etienne this summer but no cash involved? It a viable business possibility both Arsenal and St Etienne should explore to bring to fruition this summer. I think it’ll be good for both clubs and players if it’s explored and brought to fruition. For, I believe they will all be happy at the end it has come to pass. And Mkhitaryan could revive his somewhat looking to be dead football at Arsenal last season in Ligue 1 at St Etienne if he transferred there.

3. Arsenal’s £15m bid for Kieran Tierney this summer window has been rejected by the player’s parent club – Celtic according to media reports. But why will Celtic not become emboldened to reject the Arsenal’s bid to sign the player after the Arsenal haters have instigated an instigation that made Celtic to reject the bidding for their player by Arsenal. A player who is reported to be recovering from a henia procedure that could make it difficult for him to pass an Arsenal medical? But still Arsenal want to take the gamble to sign the player this summer haven scout him last season or thereafter.

   Before now, no one has heard of the name Kieran Tierney in football circle globally. But as soon as Arsenal who is a global name and brand in world football submitted a bid to sign Tierney, his stock has risen considerably in the transfer market making him known worldwide more than he was ever known before now which restricted him to been known locally at Celtic, in the SPL and in Scotland. So, Tierney unintended sudden association with the name of Arsenal FC has given him a global appeal in name in the football world right now.

   Anyway, Arsenal should not be deterred in their efforts to sign Tierney this summer window that is now looking could become a Thomas Lema of AS Monaco s kind of signing saga for us if care is not taken to handle the business end of the singing confidentially henceforth to prevent the would be Arsenal players incoming transfer spoilers from spoiling the transfer of Tierney to Arsenal for us this window. For, it’s Arsenal FC that has discovered this player whose lef-back top quality has largely remain obscured from Man City, Man Utd, Liverpool, Chelsea (who could be banned) and Tottenham Hotspur views but until now that Arsenal have unearthed his name to transfer to us. Therefore, Arsenal should hold on tightly to Kieran Tierney signing this summer who they alone have discovered his quality from outside the SPL so as to not allow his transfer from Celtic to us turn to a saga for exploitation to high jack him by the other big top 5 Pl clubs who are rivals to Arsenal.

4. Arsenal’s £15m bid for Kieran Tierney this summer window has been rejected by the player’s parent club – Celtic according to media reports. But why will Celtic not become emboldened to reject the Arsenal’s bid to sign the player after the Arsenal haters have instigated an instigation that made Celtic to reject the bidding for their player by Arsenal, a player who is reported to be recovering from a henia procedure that could make it difficult for him to pass an Arsenal medical? But still Arsenal want to take the gamble to sign the player this summer haven scout him last season or thereafter.

   Before now, no one has heard of the name Kieran Tierney in football circle globally. But as soon as Arsenal who is a global name and brand in world football submitted a bid to sign him, his stock has risen considerably in the transfer market making him known worldwide more than he was ever recognised before now which restricted him to been known locally at Celtic, in the SPL and in Scotland. So, Tierney unintended sudden association with the name of Arsenal FC has given him a global recognition in name in the football world right now.

   Anyway, Arsenal should not be deterred in their efforts to sign Tierney this summer window that is now looking could become a Thomas Lema of AS Monaco kind of signing saga for us if care is not taken to handle the business end of the singing confidentially henceforth to prevent the would be Arsenal players incoming transfer spoilers from spoiling the transfer of Tierney to Arsenal for us this window. For, it’s Arsenal FC that has discovered this player whose lef-back top quality has largely remain obscured from Man City, Man Utd, Liverpool, Chelsea (who could be banned) and Tottenham Hotspur views but until now that Arsenal have unearthed his name to transfer him to us. Therefore, Arsenal should hold on tightly to Kieran Tierney signing this summer who they alone have discovered his quality from outside the SPL so as to not allow his transfer from Celtic to us turn to a saga for exploitation to hijacking him from us by the other 5 big top Pl clubs that are rivals to Arsenal.