Lionel Messi planning a move to Arsenal this summer.

By Billy the Dog McGraw Let me assure you this story about Lionel Messi is not from a bloggetta.  No.  It  comes Untold’s English newspaper of choice (although we give them the occasional bashing for forgetting the evidence and printing silly things).  (In our opinion). But today that is what it says in the Guardian.  Messi …

Do the first 12 games tell us just how the rest of the season will go? Apparently yes.

By Tony Attwood If we take a look at the league table at this point last season (that is, after 12 games – the 12th game last year coming after rather than before the interlull last year) and then compare with the final league position of the club (the last two columns) we can see …

Its the big debate (well ok a small debate). Take the Europa League seriously or win the Double?

By Tony Attwood Well ok, not quite a big debate, but it is getting a bit of an airing. In the coming weeks we will find out whether we are playing in the Champions League, the Europa or neither.  And the question is, should Arsenal play to their strengths in every game and try and …

Ref Review: Sheffield Wednesday – Arsenal

By Usama & Walter SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY vs. ARSENAL COMPETITION: League Cup FOURTH ROUND DATE: 27th October 2015 VENUE: Hillsborough Stadium (Sheffield, England) MATCH OFFICIALS: REFEREE: Graham Scott 1st LINESMAN: Jake Collin 2nd LINESMAN: Mick McDonough 4th OFFICIAL: Nigel Miller First Half Fouls, Advantages, Cards, and Penalties Time Foul by Foul For Description & Decision Points …

The perfect transfer story: Arsenal’s approach for two new players

By Tony Attwood What makes a perfect transfer? First, you have to abandon plausibility.  There has to be no link with reality, no link with what the team needs, who is available, who might come to the club, whether the player has said no, whether the player is in prison on suspicion of blackmail, whether …

Scores of Spurs supporters suspected of suffering from severe Solastagia

An  in-depth  and historical study of solastalgia in North London .     PART 1 . From – The  Brickfields Gunners Blog . Before you of the other lot start to comment or click the dislike buttons, hear me out . While admitting to a somewhat perverse pleasure in baiting Spuds  fans , I do …

For the first time ever… Ref Review: Swansea – Arsenal and look – A major decision in Arsenal’s favour! A historic moment.

By Usama & Walter Note: we have taken out the list with all the goal kicks, corners and throw ins to make the reviews better readable. From now on about these decisions we will only mention the wrong ones. SWANSEA CITY vs. ARSENAL COMPETITION: English Premier League MATCH NO. 11 DATE: 31st October 2015 VENUE: Liberty …

Why Chelsea won’t sack Mourinho

By Tony Attwood Naturally we focus on Arsenal, and sometimes the Wenger out mob – the aaa, their allies in the AST (who do those “surveys” each year in which people are asked questions in a funny way which gets answers such as 94% want the increased revenue from broadcasting and commercial deals to help …

Why did the footballer cross the road? An in-depth study of the mental state of managers.

  By Ian Jose Mourinho – we were down to 10 men, you can’t have chickens just crossing roads, we need them on the pitch. The chicken will never play for us again. Harry Redknapp – he saw Rosie in the park, they are close friends. Chicken asked me once for some tax advice, I …

A tale of two artists – how analysis and learning can transform the way a game is played

A TALE OF TWO ARTISTS……….Don McMahon If you are a regular reader of Untold you may recall my earlier writings, and from those find me something of a football fanatic, former professional referee and marginal footballer.  But as with most Canadians, my first and principal love is ice hockey.    Football became a passion to …

Now even the media is starting to recognise just how amazing this Arsenal team really is

By Tony Attwood Let us never forget, let us never ever forget, let us never, ever, ever, ever forget that through this summer the manic hysteria of demented wildcats howling under the full moon told us constantly that Arsenal had to buy-buy-buy-buy etc etc.  We were the only THE ONLY team this side of Lesser …

Welcome to the new world: Football 2030/31 season

. By Stephen Wales . Football 2030/31 season . Welcome to the start of the 2030/31 season in the new Super Euro Premier League, last season’s Super Euro League division A was disbanded after corruption allegations were made against a number of Russian clubs. This season we are proud at BT Fox sports to give …

Do the people who leave the ground early also leave the sofa before the end of a TV match?

By Tony Attwood There have always been some people who like to leave the ground early, but this strange and eccentric habit seems to have got worse and worse and worse in recent years. I suppose it was harder to get out when we had a ground that had large standing sections, and for those …

Ramsey, the unsung hero of this team

By Walter Broeckx I have recently seen a very interesting stat on the internet about the presence/absence of Ramsey for Arsenal and what it means statistically if he is playing – or not. And the numbers are really amazing to be honest. I have been a big fan of Ramsey since he arrived and defended …

Tony being quoted and Özil the assist-master

By Walter Broeckx When I was doing my match report of the match against the tiny totts something strange happened. Now I must explain a bit how I do my match reports. I start before the match with the teams and then just type things that I see or that I think are important to …

Wenger confirm(s) super signing will be made; Mourinho sacked; Blogetta roundup

By Sir Hardly Anyone; Our Head of Blogetta and Spoof-man of the century is down the pub. GOOD NEWS: Wenger Reveals Return Date For 6 of the Injured First Team Players So shouts “GunnersCity” who helpfully print the list 21st November – Bellerin, Oxlade Chamberlain, Ramsey. 29th November – Walcott. 13th December – Wilshere. But then we …

Why Arsenal players are getting injured. Finally we are getting some insights.

By Tony Attwood So it wasn’t just me who picked up on Damien Comolli’s suggestion that the injury crisis in football is not all down to Arsenal, but is down to nationality. The Telegraph today tells us that more than a quarter of the Premier League’s 142 English players unavailable for international selection because of …

Referee Review: Arsenal – Everton : the dead sparrow review

By Usama and Walter ARSENAL vs. EVERTON COMPETITION: English Premier League MATCH NO. 10 DATE: 24th October 2015 VENUE: Emirates Stadium (London, England) MATCH OFFICIALS: REFEREE: Lee Mason 1st LINESMAN: Simon Beck   2nd LINESMAN: Andy Garratt 4th OFFICIAL: Anthony Taylor First Half Fouls, Advantages, Cards, and Penalties Time Foul by Foul For Description & …

Did Wenger owe his success to George Graham, as we are often told?

. By Proudkev It seems a day doesn’t go by when someone, somewhere tries to discredit Arsene Wenger’s record. How many times has it been repeated that George Graham handed Arsene success with that back 4? This is a regular weapon in the armoury of the Wenger Out Brigade and is often repeated in the …

A very good day for Arsenal, a disappointment for Tiny Totts, excellent Armistice commemoration, extraordinary injury revelation

By Tony Attwood I really do want to start with my thoughts about the Armistice commemoration at the Ems yesterday.  I have stood for so many moments of silence to show sympathy, understanding and thanks, that in the end the silence can (for me) start to lose its meaning.  Not always, of course: when I …

Arsenal – Tiny totts : 1-1 and now for some rest to some players

By Walter Broekx The question that Tony asked this weekend was answerd by Wenger. Koscielny did start in the team for this Norh London Derby. For the rest no changes for this last math before the interlul. On the bench we saw Ospina back for the first time since his injury he got in the …

Arsenal v Tottenham: how many Tott managers have beaten Arsène Wenger more than once in the league?

By Bulldog Drummond Mesut Özil does ‘the hardest part of football’… has the Arsenal star finally silenced his doubters? That was a headline in the Daily Mail this week followed by the usual bullets… Mesut Özil has more assists, and chances created, than any other player in the Premier League this season Chris Waddle says …

Arsenal v Spurs Sunday 8 November – the Officials. Are you reading Mr Atkinson?

Arsenal v Spurs Sunday 8 November – the Match Officials by Andrew Crawshaw   No updates to the Table of Shame for this week. Wrong Important Decisions Favouring Arsenal Favouring Opponents 2nd Yellow Cards 0 11 Red Cards 0 7 Penalties 0 8 Goals 0 3 Total 0 29 Possible Cost in Points 0 6 …

Robert Pirès’ Ultimate Arsenal XI selection, memories of a departed friend, and Ducks Can’t Tackle.

by Tony Attwood I know many fans have a whole plethora of pictures of Arsenal in their homes.  I’ve got a lot of books, which of course I use as reference material for the Arsenal History Society articles I write, but there is only one Arsenal picture. It is the cover of a Highbury programme, …

The Koscielny dilemma: play him or keep him out of the international week?

By Tony Attwood As we all know Laurent Koscielny could have played against Bayern but was left on the bench.  It is a fairly obvious conclusion given that if he was on the bench he could have played.    That’s that, nice and simple, although it didn’t stop the inevitable “Koscielny could have played against …