With nearly everyone going digital and talking and communicating in computer lingo and binary bullshit , the average young fan is not able to understand the beauty and the richness of the written word, and is now limited only to reading SMSes or Texting; Wassupp? messagings; moronic Twatting, chirppings and Fakebooking postings .
Unable to comprehend basic language and not able to decipher simple messages and postings by the manager, the club and the the board, they are reliant on the bent media and stupid ex-players and even more stupider YouTube posters. That they are able to put up banners and posters the right side up is to me a surprise!
So with that being said and most of the bile having being spent, here is a very, very simple article on why we the AKBs think that AW is on the right path .
“THERE IS ONLY ONE ARSENE WENGER,” – You must have heard it sung in good voice by its loyal fans at the Ems, and before that at Highbury . That IS a great truth.
We AKBs believe that when the club upgraded its system from the old, bung infested and truly boring, boring previous GG format, we were hoping for a great leap forward for the club. We were not disappointed with the new upgrade. Not an iota!
The Arsene Wenger Operating System –
This was introduced to England from France via Japan, where the teachings and virtues of the Bushido Code was forever and deeply embedded into its psyche, consciousness and into every fibre of its being, matrix and system.
The Bushido Code consists of the following
- Rectitude or justice
- Benevolence or Mercy
- Honesty and Sincerity
- Character and Self control.
‘ Bushido teaches that men should behave according to an absolute moral standard, one that transcends logic. What’s right is right, and what’s wrong is wrong. The difference between good and bad and between right and wrong are givens, not arguments subject to discussion or justification, and a man should know the difference. Finally, it is a man’s obligation to teach his children moral standards through the model of his own behavior…’ from …… http://www.artofmanliness.com/2008/09/14/the-bushido-code-the-eight-virtues-of-the-samurai/
Got that ? The press and other sceptics did not get it’s logic at all and kept asking ‘ Arsene who?” And what does a Frenchman know of our system?” They were answered soon enough! And further stumped by the, “What rumours ?” quip that left them red faced, smarting and furious. They haven’t forgotten it still .
Being unique and original in essence, AW cannot be duplicated, diluted or discombobulated.
AW has no limited or expiring warranty – but is a lifetime gift and that goes on giving on and on. Thank you, Lord!
AW comes with the definitive promise of beautiful, awe inspiring, uninterrupted and satisfying performances .
AW has an inbuilt superior system of trustworthiness and faithfulness. AW will never quit on you, but rather will troubleshoot and be reliable .
AW automatically disregards all and every inferior interference and unworthy influences . Stupidity stops at the door.
AW cannot be slowed, infected or be disabled by any attacks – either concerted or personal. Black scarves banners and bin bags are in no way red flags!
As AW is fluent and functional in all languages, the world has understood and embraced the beauty of the system.
AW was the precursor of new and revolutionary programmes like the Anelka, the Petit and the Vieira in 1998. That they didn’t last is their own failings. Neither did the Cole , the RVP, the Ade, the Cesc and the rest of that blurred past .
AW gave new life, zest and zip to the old and fast floundering and sinking floppy ‘famous defensive five ‘. And Seaman was rescued!
AW revitalised and rebooted spectacularly the failing programme of the TH 14 from The Old Lady of Turin in 2000, who was lost on the wing and a prayer.
AW reinvented, readjusted and changed some key components and gave us the very satisfying Second Double in 2002.
AW introduced the now famous ‘Invisible Wall ‘ DM from Brazil, to protect our defence and help in offence with great performances .
AW reached the zenith in 2004 becoming the only unbeatable system of the century called The Invincibles , which is probably never, ever going to be surpassed .
Shifting to a spanking new home showed that the system has stepped up a notch , and in ambition although new investments had to be kept to a bare minimum.
AW may seem to have slowed some but 3 FA Cups awarded since 2005 , shows us that the all is well. Good times and upturns are coming with yearly improvements in standings.
As we await the restart, we AKBs are of the one opinion that great times are just around the corner and our system will once again be again hailed as the front runners in our field. So do follow us as we WOO HOO, HOO, our way to the top . Up the Gunners!
I’ve tried to be as computerary as possible with the terms, but if you don’t get it, fret not – Gord will be along soon (after his nap !) to translate it all to Binary Code or whatever.
- 31 August 1909: the FA agreed that professional players could be members of the Association Football Players Union and a dispute between players and the FA came to an end allowing the season to start on the following day.