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February 2021

The Arsene Wenger operating system made easy for dummies.


With nearly everyone going digital and talking and communicating in computer lingo and binary bullshit , the average  young fan is not able to understand  the beauty and the richness of the written word, and is now  limited  only to reading  SMSes or Texting;  Wassupp?  messagings;  moronic Twatting,  chirppings and Fakebooking postings .

Unable to comprehend basic language and not able to decipher simple messages and postings by the manager, the club and the the board, they are reliant on the bent media and stupid ex-players and even more stupider YouTube posters. That they are able to put up banners and posters the right side up is to me a surprise!

So with that being said and most of the bile having being spent, here is a very, very simple article on why we the AKBs think that AW is on the right path .

“THERE IS ONLY ONE  ARSENE WENGER,”  – You must have heard it sung in good voice by its loyal fans at the Ems, and before that at Highbury . That IS a great truth.

We AKBs believe that when the club upgraded its system from the old, bung infested  and truly boring, boring previous GG format, we were hoping for a great leap forward for the club.  We were not disappointed with the new upgrade. Not an iota!

The  Arsene Wenger Operating System –

This  was introduced to England from France via Japan, where the teachings  and virtues of the Bushido Code was  forever and deeply embedded into its psyche, consciousness and into every fibre of its being, matrix and system.

The Bushido Code consists of the following

  1. Rectitude or justice
  2. Courage
  3. Benevolence or Mercy
  4. Politeness
  5. Honesty and Sincerity
  6. Honour
  7. Loyalty
  8. Character and Self control.

‘ Bushido teaches that men should behave according to an absolute moral standard, one that transcends logic. What’s right is right, and what’s wrong is wrong. The difference between good and bad and between right and wrong are givens, not arguments subject to discussion or justification, and a man should know the difference. Finally, it is a man’s obligation to teach his children moral standards through the model of his own behavior…’  from ……

Got that ?  The press  and other sceptics did not get it’s logic at all and kept asking ‘ Arsene who?”  And what does a Frenchman know of our system?”  They were answered soon enough!   And further stumped by the, “What rumours ?” quip that left them red faced, smarting and furious. They haven’t forgotten it still .

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Being unique and original in essence, AW cannot be duplicated, diluted or discombobulated.

AW has no limited or expiring warranty – but is  a lifetime gift and that goes on giving on and on. Thank you, Lord!

AW comes with the definitive promise of beautiful, awe inspiring, uninterrupted and satisfying performances .

AW has an inbuilt superior system of trustworthiness and faithfulness.  AW will never quit on you, but rather will troubleshoot and be reliable .

AW automatically disregards all and every inferior interference and unworthy influences . Stupidity stops at the door.

AW cannot be slowed, infected or be disabled by any attacks – either concerted or personal. Black scarves banners and bin bags are in  no way red flags!

As AW  is fluent and functional in all languages,  the world has understood and embraced the beauty of the system.

AW was the precursor of new and revolutionary programmes like the Anelka,  the Petit and the Vieira in 1998. That they didn’t last is their  own failings. Neither did the Cole , the RVP,  the Ade, the Cesc and the rest of that blurred past .

AW  gave new life, zest and zip to the old and fast floundering and sinking floppy ‘famous defensive five ‘. And Seaman was rescued!

AW  revitalised and rebooted spectacularly the failing programme of the TH 14  from The Old Lady of Turin in 2000, who was lost on the wing and  a prayer.

AW reinvented, readjusted and changed some key components and gave us the very satisfying Second Double in 2002.

AW introduced the now famous ‘Invisible Wall ‘ DM  from Brazil, to protect our defence  and help in offence with great performances .

AW  reached the zenith in 2004 becoming the only unbeatable system of the century called The Invincibles , which is probably never, ever going to be surpassed .

Shifting to a spanking new home showed that the system has stepped up a notch , and in ambition although new investments had to be kept to a bare minimum.

AW may seem to have slowed some but 3 FA Cups awarded since 2005 , shows us that the all is well. Good times and upturns are coming with yearly improvements in standings.

As we await the restart, we AKBs are of the one opinion that great times are just around the corner and our system will once again be again hailed as the front runners in our field.   So do follow us as we WOO HOO, HOO, our way to the top . Up the Gunners!

I’ve tried to be as computerary as possible with the terms, but if you don’t get it, fret not –  Gord will be along soon (after his nap !) to translate it all to Binary Code or whatever.


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26 comments to The Arsene Wenger operating system made easy for dummies.

  • OlegYch

    i have nothing to add to this brilliant article
    except COYG

  • Richard

    Well it’s a great tongue in cheek piece and made me laugh. However, I am glad transfer window shuts in a few hours . It means the legends match on Saturday is closer and the season starts proper. Well we have done some great business maybe overpaid for mustafi but considering what stones cost city it’s a bargain. The big hope is the international break won’t have interrupted our progress.

  • I hope you have an anti-virus coz most if not the aaa program will crash trying to decode all been said.


    in arsene we trust!!

  • bushido

    what a great uplifting feeling and a proud history reminder of Arsene Wenger era as (the most successful) manager of The Arsenal. got me buzzing with excitement and full of confident for Arsenal fresh and kind of new squad for the new season. i hope the spirit of merdeka (yesterday was my country independent day) will get this team play with new kind of attitude (never say die) this season. com’on Arsenal

  • Andrew Crawshaw

    Nice one!

  • adetayo

    Smiles….there can never be a ARSENE I TRUST!

  • Lanz

    What a perspective! Thanx!

  • Samuel Akinsola Adebosin

    A good eccentric adoration of.Monsieur Le Prof. Keep it.

  • Samuel Akinsola Adebosin

    By the way, I haven’t heard of any club bidding for the signature of the Welsh international attacker – Hal Robson-Kanu who can be signed on the free. Or have I missed the news of any club who has signed him? When I advocated his quality to Le Prof, to sign him, I thought he will resign him for Arsenal since he has now become a top quality forward. But my plea has appeared to have fallen on the deaf ears of Le Prof as he did not listen to me.

    It’s now 22:28 pm on my handset as I am typing this comment and I’ve not heard of any bidding by Arsenal for any player during this deadline day transfer saga. Apparently, Le Prof has decided to stick to his guns not to do anymore incoming transfer during this deadline day. But sell and loan out some Gunners who have become surplus to requirement or didn’t make the grades at Arsenal.

  • Samuel Akinsola Adebosin

    Breaking! Everton have jettisoned their interest on Sissoko. But why? Has he failed his medical or still Newcastle high fee demands before they will let him has made Everton to baulked off. I known Arsenal will not make a last few minutes ditch effort to sign him because our midfield number is already completed. Don’t mind me on this one, I am only exercising my thoughts on the internet.

  • Samuel Akinsola Adebosin

    Breaking! Everton have jettisoned their interest on Sissoko. But why? Has he failed his medical or still Newcastle high fee demands before they will let him go has made Everton to baulked off. I known Arsenal will not make a last few minutes ditch effort to sign him because our midfield number is already completed. Don’t mind me on this one, I am only exercising my thoughts on the internet.

  • Samuel Akinsola Adebosin

    I have never had a great interest on the transfer deadline line like the one I am having today and it’s all because of the unavoidable Arsenal squad reinforcement this summer. The clock is ticking down to 00:00 to close this summer transfer deadline day window till another one is opened in January next year. And Arsenal have participated in this one fairly enough to loan out and sell but they haven’t bought any as I’ve hoped they would.. It’s time arrrgh. Whoa!!!

  • Gord

    Hmm, I missed my homework assignment. Instead of binary, I’ll use hex (base 16 aka hexadecimal) this time. Two versions:

    41 52 53 45 4E 45 20 57 45 4E 47 45 52 20 46 4F 52 45 56 45 52 21 21

    0041 0072 0073 C3A8 006E 0065 0020 0057 0065 006E 0067 0065 0072 0046 006f 0072 0065 0076 0065 0072 0020 0021 0021

    The first is ASCII (which of course lacks diacritics). Brickfields original is all UPPERCASE, so this is as well.

    The second is UTF-8 with explicit leading 00 for characters coming from ASCII. We have a single letter with diacritic, so there is only a single character with the most significant bit of the first byte set, and I used mixed case.

  • Gord

    At some point, Tony may need this list. Courtesy the Bumbling BBC
    Chelsea have 38 on loan

    Posted at 00:00

    Thirty-eight players on loan from Chelsea. THIRTY-EIGHT!

    Here goes: Tammy Abraham – Bristol City, Nathan Ake – Bournemouth, Bekanty Victorien Angban – Granada, Christian Atsu – Newcastle, Baba Rahman – Schalke, Lewis Baker – Vitesse Arnhem, Patrick Bamford – Burnley, Nathan Baxter – Metropolitan Police (until January), Mitchell Beeney – Crawley (until January), Jamal Blackman – Wycombe (until January), Jeremie Boga – Granada, Isaiah Brown – Rotherham, Andreas Christensen – Borussia Monchengladbach, Jake Clarke-Salter – Bristol Rovers, Charlie Colkett – Bristol Rovers, Dion Conroy – Aldershot (until January), Juan Cuadrado – Juventus (three-year loan), Cristian Cuevas – Sint-Truidense, Alex Davey – Crawley (until January), Matej Delac – Royal Excel Mouscron, Islam Feruz – Royal Excel Mouscron, Michael Hector – Eintracht Frankfurt, Jordan Houghton – Doncaster (until January), Tomas Kalas – Fulham, Kenedy – Watford, Alex Kiwomya – Crewe (until January), Matt Miazga – Vitesse Arnhem, Charly Musonda – Real Betis, Nathan – Vitesse Arnhem, Kenneth Omeruo – Alanyaspor, Kasey Palmer – Huddersfield, Danilo Pantic – Excelsior, Mario Pasalic – AC Milan, Lucas Piazon – Fulham (until January), Loic Remy – Crystal Palace, Jhoao Rodriguez – Independiente Sante Fe, Bertrand Traore – Ajax, Wallace – Gremio.

  • Brickfields Gunners

    Thanks guys , do hope that it put a smile on your faces and gladness, pride and hope in your hearts . And cheered you of all the present boredom !

    And for the record , the AW Operating System and this blog have inbuilt protection from all viruses , vermin , maleficence malware , pests and turd slingers , as well as the superior and loyal AKB Praetorian Guard in place. Its called Intelligence Insnide .

    No shit or slime is ever going to stick here . Sticks and stones will be returned tenfold !

    You have been warned !

  • Brickfields Gunners

    @ Gord – September 1, 2016 at 1:28 am – Thanks for re-scrambling my brain , Gord ! Just when I thought I had it all figured ! Any way here is some more information , to wile away the days till the next game .

    Never let it be said that each visit to Untold Arsenal will not leave you uninformed or not having gained or learned something new .

    Do you know the full form of these common terms?

    1.) *GOOGLE* – Global Organization Of Oriented Group Language Of Earth.
    2.) *YAHOO* – Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle.
    3.) *WINDOW* – Wide Interactive Network Development for Office work Solution.
    4.) *COMPUTER* – Common Oriented Machine Particularly United and used under Technical and Educational Research.
    5.) *VIRUS* – Vital Information Resources Under Siege.
    6.) *UMTS* – Universal Mobile Telecommunicati ons System.
    7.) *AMOLED* – Active-matrix organic light-emitting diode.
    8.) *OLED* – Organic light-emitting diode.
    9.) *IMEI* – International Mobile Equipment Identity.
    10.) *ESN* – Electronic Serial Number.
    11.) *UPS* – Uninterruptible power supply.
    12. *HDMI* – High-Definition Multimedia Interface.
    13.) *VPN* – Virtual private network.
    14.) *APN* – Access Point Name.
    15.) *SIM* – Subscriber Identity Module.
    16.) *LED* – Light emitting diode.
    17.) *DLNA* – Digital Living Network Alliance.
    18.) *RAM* – Random access memory.
    19.) *ROM* – Read only memory.
    20.) *VGA* – Video Graphics Array.
    21.) *QVGA* – Quarter Video Graphics Array.
    22.) *WVGA* – Wide video graphics array.
    23.) *WXGA* – Widescreen Extended Graphics Array.
    24.) *USB* – Universal serial Bus.
    25.) *WLAN* – Wireless Local Area Network.
    26.) *PPI* – Pixels Per Inch.
    27.) *LCD* – Liquid Crystal Display.
    28.) *HSDPA* – High speed down-link packet access.
    29.) *HSUPA* – High-Speed Uplink Packet Access.
    30.) *HSPA* – High Speed Packet Access.
    31.) *GPRS* – General Packet Radio Service.
    32.) *EDGE* – Enhanced Data Rates for Globa Evolution.
    33.) *NFC* – Near field communication.
    34.) *OTG* – On-the-go.
    35.) *S-LCD* – Super Liquid Crystal Display.
    36.) *O.S* – Operating system.
    37.) *SNS* – Social network service.
    38.) *H.S* – HOTSPOT.
    39.) *P.O.I* – Point of interest.
    40.) *GPS* – Global Positioning System.
    41.) *DVD* – Digital Video Disk.
    42.) *DTP* – Desk top publishing.
    43.) *DNSE* – Digital natural sound engine.
    44.) *OVI* – Ohio Video Intranet.
    45.) *CDMA* – Code Division Multiple Access.
    46.) *WCDMA* – Wide-band Code Division Multiple Access.
    47.) *GSM* – Global System for Mobile Communications.
    48.) *WI-FI* – Wireless Fidelity.
    49.) *DIVX* – Digital internet video access.
    50.) *APK* – Authenticated public key.
    51.) *J2ME* – Java 2 micro edition.
    52.) *SIS* – Installation source.
    53.) *DELL* – Digital electronic link library.
    54.) *ACER* – Acquisition Collaboration Experimentation Reflection.
    55.) *RSS* – Really simple syndication.
    56.) *TFT* – Thin film transistor.
    57.) *AMR*- Adaptive Multi-Rate.
    58.) *MPEG* – moving pictures experts group.
    59.) *IVRS* – Interactive Voice Response System.
    60.) *HP* – Hewlett Packard.

  • Brickfields Gunners

    A little fun economics to lighten the passing of the TW !

    Wife to her Accountant husband: ” What is inflation? ”
    Husband: ” Earlier you were 36-24-36. But now you are 48-40-48.
    Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.”
    This is INFLATION .[?]

    Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
    Interviewer: ” What is Recession? ”
    Candidate: ” When “Wine & Women” get replaced by “Water & Wife”, that critical phase of life is called Recession!![?]”

    Accountancy fact:
    What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
    A drunk friend is liability. But, A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset. [?]

  • Bloggs

    Second double???? I thought it was our third or did Arsenal not exist before Wenger

  • Justin Chinedu

    @Samuel, you moan too much. You are a gunner, don’t be a moaner. The club has done some decent deals, the next level, which i think is the most important is to bed them in, look at Liver(less)pool and spuds, buying their toys and throwing them away because they have become useless. It is not time to regret about who we should’ve bought or not, it is all about who adorns the shirt, who is at the dugout and those at the beach….TOTAL SUPPORT.
    Out of point; Now that Serge Gnabry is gone, with his dual personality, can we still have him on bench for the U21s? just a wish…..Enjoy a wonderful match winning months Gunners

  • fabrechenko

    errhm, herr brickfields, if you could kindly avail mankind(man-unkind) with an avenue to tap into your great well of wits whenever we pay a visit to the mariana trench, if you know what ah mean.

  • Norman14

    Considering the players out on loan/sold, what exactly was the reason Arsene blocked a move from Leeds for Sanogo?

  • Gord

    Just curious Norman14. What is your proof that such a move was made? An article in the medja or a blog?

  • Gord

    Searching for corruption news, some new things.

    Der Kaiser (Beckenbauer) is now under investigation by the Swiss.

    And UEFA looks to be settling on a particular candidate for president. Whether he plans to fight corruption by collecting brown paper bags where ever they might be found is not known. But that seems to be the most popular way to fight corruption. “If we accept money often enough, the people driving corruption will eventually run out of money.”

  • Brickfields Gunners

    @ fabrechenko – September 1, 2016 at 12:15 pm – Ill probably be over my head and all at sea in that region ! And seasick to boot !
    And not at all welcome for all those ” I am the king of the world !” and ‘Richard Parker ‘ jokes I may have made ! But you could always raise the Kraken for a laugh !

  • BigV

    I wanted to call my business Bushido distribution but my business partner thought it was a type of meat ??
    True story