By Tony Attwood.
There is a story that says goldfish have a memory span of about 2 seconds. It isn’t true as anyone who has studied experimental psychology will tell you – there’s a classic experiment through which one can prove that goldfish can be trained that their food always comes down the yellow tube not the blue or red tube (no matter how the tubes are lined up), thus showing they have the ability to learn – which implies a memory span long enough to remember learned facts.
But as we can see, from the way transfers are reported, football fans are treated as having less memory than goldfish by the mass media, the bloggettas and indeed the whole Commentariat. Which reveals just how deep is the contempt with which us regular card carrying supporters are actually treated by them all.
And yes, I know the window opened yesterday and I am a day behind things, but what with Untold being closed for a few days it has taken a little while to catch up. But here we on 2 July with 60 days left to go and Arsenal have been “linked to” or are “set to” (or whatever phraseology you want) sign a whole 70 players.
This is running above last season’s total by this point, and is “set to” climb to well over 100 in the next 60 days, and I’m sure beat last season’s total overall.
So here is the latest list of players coming in. And here’s a health reminder. Some of these predictions might not happen.
Part 1: The players coming in
No | Player | Club | Position | Notes |
1 | Tammy Abraham | Chelsea | Striker | Currently on loan to Bristol City |
NEW | Aguero | Man City | Striker | The deal is that we can have him in return for Alexis! |
3 | Marcelo Allende | Deportes Santa Cruz | Attack m’f | Had 3 trials, training with first team. Signing today! Actually that was two weeks ago. |
4 | Marco Asensio | Real Madrid | Attack Midfield | Man U and Roma interested. He’s unhappy at Real Mad. He’s 21. Now on Red Alert Status |
5 | Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang | Borussia Dortmund | Forward | £80m to replace Alexis. Man U want him |
6 | Carlos Bacca | AC Milan | Striker | He’s 32 years old. Was going to WHU |
7 | Gareth Bale | Real Mad | Striker | Stan Collymore tipped this one. |
8 | Ross Barkley | Everton | Attack mid | Been there since 2010 and played 150 games – does he really want to come? |
9 | Karim Benzema | Real Mad | F’wd | Definitely going to either AFC or Chelsea |
10 | Sander Berge | Genk | Midfield | Everton, Monaco and Sevilla all want him |
11 | Andrea Belotti | Juventus | F’wd | Sadly he has just signed a new contract |
12 | Yacine Brahimi | Porto | Attack m/field | He’s 27 and plays for Algeria. |
13 | Joel Campbell | Return | F’wd | Loan period ending |
14 | Iker Casillas | Porto | Goal | To solve our goalkeeping “crisis” |
15 | Hakan Calhanoglu | Bayern Leverkusen | Playmaker | |
16 | Kingsley Coman | Juventus | Wing | On loan with Bayern this season |
17 | Max Kruse | Werder Bremen | Forward | Only played in Germany and is “troubled” |
18 | Juan Cuadrado | Juventus | New Alexiss | Arsenal made £17.6m bid |
19 | Virgil Van Dijk | Southampton | Defence | Helps us play a back 3 all the time |
20 | Ederson | Benfica | Goal | 23 year old to replace Cech |
21 | Danilo and Silva | Paços de Ferreira | Arsenal scouts are watching them even though they no longer play there. | |
NEW | Pontus Dahlberg | Gothenburg | Goal | “Being keenly watched” or “do we need another keeper? |
23 | Cesc Fabregas | Chelsea | Midfield | Daily Mirror says its a deal |
24 | Emil Forsberg | RB Leipzig | Midfield | He’s Swedish and he’s 25 years old |
25 | Jose Luis Gaya | Valencia | LB | Man City winning the race |
26 | Ben Gibson | Middlesbrough | Centre back | £30m. Tottenham want him. |
27 | Aleksandr Golovin | CSKA Moscow | Midfield | Going cheap at £10m. AFC in the final stages of buying him. |
Update | Leon Goretzka | Shalke | Midfield | £21m, 1 yr left on contract. Wanted to replace Ozil (Most quoted story by far). He said “I’m not impressed by newspaper reports.” |
29 | Antoine Griezmann | Atlético Madrid | Forward | Man U don’t want him after all. |
30 | Amine Harit | Nantes | M’fld | Arsenal have given him a trial. He is 19-years-old |
NEW | Dalbert Henrique | Nice | Left Back | Inter want him. He’s played 33 times for Nice |
32 | Napoli | F’wd | Liverpool! are on alert! | |
33 | Jakub Jankto | Udinese | M’fld | To play alongside Xhaka |
34 | Naby Keïta | RB Leipzig | Right back | Has refused to sign a new contract |
35 | Simon Kjaer | Fenerbache | Centre back | Both Inter and AC Milan are after him |
36 | Grzegorz Krychowiak | PSG | Def M’fd | New in the sense that this is the first entry for him this year, but it is the third year he has been tipped to join us. |
37 | Koke | Atl Madrid | M’fld | Replacement for Santi Cazorla |
38 | Dawid Kownacki | Lech Poznan | Striker | the new Robert Lewandowski’ |
SIGNED | Schalke | Defender | The deal is announced by Arsenal | |
Update | Kylian Mbappe | Monaco | F’wd | The French press seem sure this is on at around €100m. Man U have bid £120m. James Richardson: “My understanding is that Arsenal are very confident of signing Mbappe.” |
41 | M’Baye Niang | AC Milan | Forward | |
NEW | Gaëtan Laborde | Bordeaux | Forward | He’s 23, and Liverpool want him |
Update | Alexandre Lacazette | Olympique Lyonnais | Striker | Man City want him. At. Madrid can’t Mr Wenger spotted in France. About to sign Cost is £55m |
44 | Mario Lemina | Juventus | Cent mid | He’s 23, previously with Lorient and Marseille and is flattered by Arsenal’s interest. “Arsenal’s top midfield target” |
Update | Thomas Lemar | Monaco | Midfield | Liverpool or Juventus will beat us. No Barcelona are going to hijack the deal |
NEW | Robert Lewandowski | Bayern Munich | Goal scorer | Captain of Poland, scores goals for fun. but is he actually going to leave? |
47 | Romelu Lukaku | Everton | Forward | Dead cert to join AFC |
Update | Rihad Mahrez | Leicester | Winger | He says he has an agreement that he can now leave. Tottenham & Barce want him too. About to sign for Arsenal |
49 | Nikola Maksimovic | Napoli | Centre back | On loan from Torino but not getting regular games |
NEW | Pedro Neto | SC Braga | Left wing | £17m release clause. Arsenal made bid. Battling with Man U. |
51 | Henry Onyekuru | KAS Eupen | Forward | He’s 19 usually plays on the left, one for the future. Not going to WHU, but is off to Dortmund |
52 | Oguzhan Ozyakup | Besiktas | Midfield | £20m is the fee being quoted. He says he wants to come to Europe. Roma have offer £13m |
53 | Florentin Pogba | St Etienne | Defender | Brother of Paul at Man U |
54 | Sokratis Papastathopoulos | Borussia Dortmund | Defender | Chelsea and Arsenal are after him according to the increasingly unbelievable Sun |
55 | Leandro Paredes | Roma | Midfield | A story from last year now resurrected |
56 | Jordon Pickford | Sunderland | Goal | Although Mr W has said he is not looking to sign a keeper. Man U, Everton and Liverpool want him. “Bid expected” |
57 | Danilo Pereira | Porto | Midfield enforcer | Juventus also want him |
58 | Pizzi | Benfica | Playmaker | Liverpool and Juventus want him |
59 | James Rodriguez | Real Madrid | Midf/wing | Juventus Milan Man U want him. Bid made |
60 | Ivan Perisic | Inter | Midf/wing | Man U desperate for him |
61 | Kasper Schmeichel | Leicester | Goal | The man to solve our goalkeeping “crisis” |
62 | Patrik Schick | Sampdoria | Centre forward | ‘Next Ibrahimovic’. Expected to go to Juventus but they have not finalised the deal |
63 | Michaël Seri | Nice | Midfield | Tottenham, Barcelona and PSG want him. |
64 | Leandro Miguel Pereira Silva | Académica | Midfield | He’s on loan from Porto – and the info on him is confusing. I think not |
65 | Chris Smalling. | Man U | Centre back | Played 153 times for Man U. |
66 | Wojciech Szczesny | Roma loan | Goal | Mr W. said that he is not looking to sign a keeper (allegedly) so everyone assumes it is Szcz’s return |
67 | John Terry | Chelsea | Nasty | This story from the Daily Mail |
68 | Corentin Tolisso | Lyon | M/fld or F’wd | French international, dreams of Arsenal. Still being mentioned. £30m & is ready to leave |
69 | Arda Turan | Barcelona | M’fld | He’s 30 years old |
70 | Jack Wilshere | Bournemouth | M’fld | 75% of guys in the pub want him back |
Part 2: Because we were off line for a few days we didn’t publish an update of players leaving this past week – but it will be published shortly. Meanwhile the 16 players already said to be on their way out is published below, and even without the latest update it means Arsenal will have to do some serious buying the coming couple of months.
No | Player | Club | Notes |
1a | Alexis | Man C | Guardiola making £50m offer his summer priority. £50m. Talk Sprout says it is done. Mirror says he is finalising. |
1b | Alexis | Chelsea | Will play out contract and go on a free to Chelsea. |
1c | Alexis | Man U | Has already agreed deal |
1d | Alexis | Nowhere | Mr Wenger has said “he is staying” |
1e | Alexis | Real Mad | |
NEW | Takuma Asano | Stuggart | He’s staying put as there is no work permit yet. |
3 | Krystian Bielik | Birmingham | City keen to extend loan for another year. Norwich keen. Also Nottm Forest |
4 | Bellerin | Barcelona | Barce will sign him; no, he is happy to stay. No Barce are getting him on a cut price deal (details of which are unclear). He’s bought a house in Barcelona. |
5 | Campbell | Fenerbahce | Currently in talks to sign. No its Greece. Easy mistake. |
NEW | Chambers | Newcastle | Or it could be Everton. There seems some uncertainty |
7 | Francis Coquelin | Valencia | This story has been going on and on and on and… |
8a | Olivier Giroud | Marseille | He wants to play more games. |
8b | Giroud | West Ham | They really want him as they need more pace! |
9 | Jenkinson | Newcastle | Just promoted, need players |
10 | Koscielny | Marseille | He’s just had enough |
11 | Ospina | Fenerbahce | Some are just saying “to Turkey” |
12 | Oxlade Chamb | Liverpool! | They have offered £40m and made it a priority, no its Chelsea; either way the player is angry and wants to go. |
13 | Özil | Real Mad | They realise they should have kept him. Mr Wenger says, he is staying |
14 | Lucas Perez | PSG | He’s an “outcast” according to “reports” |
15 | Sanogo | Released | |
NEW | Santi Caz | Not so much that he is going but that Arsenal must send him packing. | |
17 | Wojciech Szczesny | Napoli | Every newspaper seems to have this one. He doesn’t want to be here. Yes he does, the club doesn’t want him. Confusing! |
18 | Nathan Tella | Southampton | Deal done and completed – he was released |
19 | Theo Walcott | West Ham | Ray Wilkins says he must leave to protect his career |
- Everything is perfect at Bayern, and that is the big, big, problem.
- Arsenal supporters set up new fans group to set out real ambitions
- The Arsenal Goalkeeping Conundrum: we simply have too many of them.
Untold Social
If you are made redundant or are threatened with redundancy, you must read this first
Beware the phone caller who asks “Have you had a car accident that wasn’t your fault?”
Emergency cover
William Carvalho can be added to your list. We are ‘expected’ to be bidding for him according to A Bola via Sport Witness.
http://sportwitness.co.uk/arsenal-expected-make-offer-confederations-cup-star-end-competition/
Apparently Everton are the latest Prem team to be hankering after Giroud
http://www.90min.com/posts/5216014-everton-planning-shock-20m-move-for-out-of-favour-premier-league-forward?utm_source=RSS
Giroud will not get a deal (at his age) anywhere to match the one he already has at Arsenal, he’s in most of the first team match squads, plays often enough, scores goals and his French place is assured. As another blogger noted he’s probably plan C behind Welbeck (if we sign a new striker), but he’s not getting any younger and has a good contract. Why leave?
Why would Giroud leave?
Well if Lacazette signs (which seems close to a done deal), Giroud would find himself in a situation where he is the starting striker for France, and (at best) a plan B striker behind Lacazette with Arsenal. One year away from a World Cup, that is a very dangerous spot to be in…
I would love to see Giroud stay at Arsenal, I would love to see Giroud and Lacazette play together, I am convinced they could be complementary, but I really doubt Wenger will do it as it would mean a new system and sacrificing Ozil who would have to play on a wing.
So a departure would make perfect sense for Giroud
So
Only 10 more days for the first football of the new season – Thu Jul 13 v SydneyFC. Whohaaa! 🙂