I met this really kinky girl last night.

 

“Humiliate me,” she said.

 

So I bought her a Tottenham shirt.

or…

Juande Ramos, shortly after another training session, comments to the head groundsman at White Hart Lane how impressive the pitch is looking. “It ought to,” replies the groundsman. “We put 70 million quid’s worth of manure on it every week.”

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