Snooping Around ManPoo, errr… ManU, Blogs
By Sammy The Snake
So we rebooted with a nice 5-0 win after our FA Cup Final crash, which is always nice. Couldn’t have asked for more, although our good friends at Le Grove have found many faults with the team’s display! They don’t like the first goal, saying “Rosicky… accidentally passed… A goal is a goal”! They don’t like Almunia as captain. They complain about the attendance… They don’t like Denilson… They’re anticipating Diaby’s next injury… They are simply anti all that is Arsenal.
For me, I like the fact that we won. I like scoring 5 goals, against anybody! I love scoring 100+ goals so far in the season. I like watching new blood on the pitch, and I like Miguel. I find it nice that Arsenal sold 60,000 tickets, got TV revenue and made money from the sale of 100,000 pints of lager (60,000 tickets sold… 45,000 attended… 40,000 were adults… average 2.5 pints per head, or thereabouts). But that’s just me… I love all of Arsenal.
Having Sunderland on my mind, I really wanted to snoop around their blogs and see… Alas, they have a single active blog called Salut! Sunderalnd and they have very little to say. They’re were complaining before the game about the ref for Saturday’s game (Anthony Danson), and are hoping he won’t be Arsenal’s 12th man (like XYZ games in the past). Yeh, right! The ref giving the Gunners a helping hand, are you havin’ a laugh?!
ManLoo have been making lots of news recently, losing 2 of their 4 games… SAF yapping more than he should about ref… Not the good kind of news… Once again, all nice!
Mirror Football has a nice article suggesting “Blip or Crisis?” which is a fair question. They’re probing about a “Chelsea-style meltdown”. Touch wood, mate!
Manchester United Mad dismisses SAF’s comments as “heat of the moment” because the game was still raw in his mind after the game. Really?! “Oh, your honor! I may have shot my wife in the head, but it was a heat of the moment kind of thing… Can’t we let this one go?” or so the logic continues! They even have a poll to prove that Atkinson got all the decisions wrong… The b!tches don’t like it when they’re at the receiving end of it!
Manchester United Blog thinks “United robbed in West London again”. Oh really? After years of pickpocketing clubs, you suddenly don’t like! Well, well, well…
And here’s a bit of pick-me-up news from Mail Online:
“… Chris Smalling has been banned from the May Fair Hotel in London after hosting a wild all-night party with a group of allegedly drunken girls – just hours after Tuesday’s defeat to Chelsea.”
Oh, Wow! Mr. Smalling meets Mr. Cole!
Republik of Mancunia are at it in a big way when saying “Will MUTV stitch Fergie Up?”, suggesting “MUTV are under no obligation to provide footage of Ferguson’s interview”. You dirty little rats!
I’d like to offer you a few comments made on the article entitled “Reaction to Chelsea Defeat” (I shall keep my comments to a minimum):
“It was obvious what would happen against Chelsea after the media witch-hunt against us…” – Dave
“Non believers say SAF has lost it – we have other ideas… They hate us we don’t care… are not going to give up under any circumstances” – MG
“The team of Chelsea and Atkinson were better on the day.” – Costas
“With Atkinson of their side, they can take Barcelona with super ease.
They even can take both Madrid clubs combined while at the same time playing against the Milan teams, and still win with the greatness of ease. Yes they are that powerful. All Hail Roman Atkinsonivich.” – TheRadLegion
“Last night a blip nothing more.” – Parryheid (Keep telling yourself that!)
“Arsenal will bottle it and frankly they do not worry me” – CedarsDevil (Wait & see, moron!)
“As for arsenal pipping us fuck that after our game sunday I actually thinl arsenal have a tougher run as highlighted by costas. Bolton and stoke away will be tough. Not to mentiomn spurs dippers. Van persie fucked. Walcott out. No leaders no balls. No can see sunderland getting a point sunday.” – King Eric (A butcher by profession, I reckon! How can somebody talk like that about any player’s injury?)
“havent we seen enough of carricks irrelevnace on the pitch lately?” – reddevil2823 (Talking sense!)
“Fuck me, just because we were leading, some of our players gets complacent. That is one issue we need to assess.” – Lovin’ United (Appreciate the invitation, but no, thank you!).
“ …Chelsea first eleven, when they perform over any given ninety minutes, when they are at home, is better than the best our injury-ravaged squad can roll out right now.” – Doghouse (Injury ravaged? Oh, pleasssse!)
As you can see, and I trust you can see clearly, they get one or two decisions not go their way, and they start crying to mommy! Spoiled freaking brats.
I’m really hoping/wishing/praying the KOP will go all out to avoid ManBoo reaching their 19th title, and this will propel us to the top spot. Here’s looking at you kid!
Sammy The Snake
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