Untold Exclusive: Arsenal Crowned Champions of EPL!
By Sammy The Snake
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Gunner’s win over ManU has sealed Arsenal’s strong hold on the EPL, and they have been declared the winners of 2010/2011 season after a gruelling campaign.
Think Sammy’s gone crazy? Think again.
It’s only in bizarre-o-world that ManLoo looks set to battle for the championship with Chelski, despite losing to Arsenal on Sunday afternoon (and what a lovely afternoon it was around the world!)
It’s only in an unfair f@cked up world that ManPoo are given the benefit of every doubt, that Vidic gets to man-handle the ball when he wants without the ref raising an eyebrow.
It’s only in a crooked universe when Chelski beat Sp@rs by 2 non-existent goals… Just so they can stay in the title hunt.
It’s only in a dark depressed EPL season when the refs somehow happen to blow their whistle against Arsenal far too often, so many at the wrong time, far too many for the wrong reasons.
It’s only in England that a sincerely talented team must win the opposition, the ref, the linemen, the forth official, the FA and the media, in order to reach the very top.
Yes my fellow Gooners, in a partly perfect world, Arsenal would have won the title hands down.
Don’t believe me? Just try this for size…
ManChoo may lift their 19th trophy soon, but this will be their weakest, darkest, ugliest and filthiest one yet. What kind of a champion merely collects 24 points from a potential 54 from their away games (5 wins, 9 draws, 4 losses)? That’s weak. What champion needs the help of the ref on every occasion to lift the trophy? That’s just ugly.
At least 10 of the points accumulated by ManVoo was a direct result of the system (i.e. ref team) giving them a helping hand, closing their eyes, or… Vidic’s handball was just a simple reminder of all the hot favors served by the refs for ManToo during this season.
And it was a reminder of all the cold injustice delivered to Arsenal throughout the season. Do I need to remind you of Sunderland, Liverpool, Newcastle? Need I say any more?
Arsenal were robbed of at least 10 points, and I’m being conservative here, by clear mistakes of the referee team. You can choose the instances when we could have, I’ll go as far as saying we should have, collected 3 points if it wasn’t for some unfortunate ref error.
How very convenient!
If Arsenal had collected just 5 of the points not afforded to them by the refs, and if ManChoo had been generously handed out just 5 points less… Arsneal would have been crowned champions…
So let them collect their freaking plastic trophy, let them shine in their pool of filth… They know this championship, if it ever comes to them, wasn’t won by merit. This is a backroom deal, and that’s all there is to it.
And to all you Gunners, hold your head up high. Be proud of the achievements of your team despite all the injustice, be it intentional or otherwise, that has been blasted towards our young players. Be proud that they see the injustice at every game, and they still give it their all in every single match.
Be proud to be a Gooner.
I only have one question for ManU fans; What’s the going rate for a championship these days?!
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