by Bulldog Drummond
Here’s the quiz. One point of utterly nil value for each right answer.
1: OK let’s start where we start, and ask the question no one asks… “Where is the game being played?”
The Tofiq Bahramov Republican Stadium
2: What is the nickname of Qarabag?
The horsemen. So when four of them attack they are the four horsemen.
3: Who are were or will be the four horsemen of the Apocalypse?
Plague, War, Famine, Death, usually with death playing a sweeper role behind war with plague and famine playing out wide.
4: What has Qarabag not done in five of their last nine european matches?
They have not scored in five of their last nine european matches
5: If you type Qarabag v Arsenal into google and read the info that it prints before the links what is utterly wrong?
The kick off which is written as 8pm. Be that BST in England or Baku standard time in Baku that is wrong.
6: What time is kick off in Baku and England?
In England it is at 1755 BST and in Baku it is at 2055 AZT
7. We keep hearing that Mkhitaryan hasn’t gone because of the war. What war, who is fighting who, and should we be worried?
It’s the Four-Day War or sometimes called the April War, and what most people know about it is its length and the month it was fought in. It started on the the Nagorno-Karabakh line on All Fools Day 2016 with the Artsakh Defense Army, and the Azerbaijani Centre for Certain Things on the other. …
8: In the head to head between the two who is on top?
Trick question: FK Qarabag have never played Arsenal and Arsenal have never played FK Qarabg.
9: When they have played European clubs what has been the score?
They have played four European games against English opposition – they’ve lost all four by an aggregate score of 14-1. They have also lost each of their last three games in the Europa League, their worst ever run in the competition. Arsenal had their best run in Europe in the Europa last year.
10: What record do Arsenal hold in the Europa League?
17 different players have scored for Arsenal in the Europa League. The nearest rivals are Zenit St P and Lazio, each with 11.
I hope you did jolly well at that and it passed the time of day before we get yer actual team news. But before then he is a variant approach from Arsenal Station – quite different from ours…
Lichtsteiner Mustafi Holdiong Kolasinac
Webeck Smith Rowe Iwobi
We shall see shortly.
Final final bit. Footy Lond and its bots have this one: “Transfer news live: Arsenal official seen at Porto,”
Ohhhhhhh. Exciting isn’t it?
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