By Sir Hardly Anyone
It is commonplace for the blogs to “rate” this, that, something else, and then something other. So with Tony off sunning himself on an island off the coast of somewhere watching the game in a bar with a bunchette of Bournemouth supporters I thought we’d have a look at what the rest of the world thinks of Arsenal beating Bournemouth.
Our top choice thus far is
Confused Arsenal star asked Unai Emery what his tactics were just moments before kick-off
The story is that “According to a report by The Sun, Arsenal left-back Sead Kolasinac ran over to the dugout to ask Unai Emery if the Gunners were playing a back three or four to start the game. We can only wonder what Kolasinac was up to during the pre-game team talk but when the Bosnian entered the pitch it seems like his mind was miles away.”
Brilliantly nonsensical and completely removed from any relationship with the real world so 10/10 Interestingly no one replied with “Confused blog gets itself in a pickle by mistaking Sun report with reality, but their version is probably funnier.”
Former Liverpool Star Absolves Iwobi of Blame For Bournemouth’s Goal
I wonder if His Holiness the pope realises that pundits can now give absolution?
Of course a lot of the surprises that the bloggettas get are really nothing more than the fact that people have simply failed to keep up with the news. And so moving on we find…
Surprising stat emerges after Arsenal beat Bournemouth from
They tell us that “Arsenal’s win over Bournemouth was their 4th away win of the season out of six away games. In the whole of last season under Arsene Wenger, Arsenal would also win four away games but from 19 in total.”
They haven’t been reading our previews which focus on home and away form have they? But to help them keep up they’ll be pleased to note that our new website on home and away form as a way of making predictions is just on ready to roll. More on that very shortly.
Arsenal equals last season’s Premier League feat with Bournemouth victory
Another one that really doesn’t deserve to be read is
Sky Sports pundit surprised at one Unai Emery decision
Torreira gets 7/10; 4s for Xhaka, Mkhitaryan
Arsenal news: Pundit slams Gunners during Bournemouth win – ‘They were outplayed’
Arsenal star ‘a million miles away’: Pundit delivers brutal verdict
But let us finish down under.
Aubameyang helps Arsenal beat Bournemouth
Funny old world.
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