Untold Arsenal: Supporting the club, the manager and the team
"I believe the target of anything in life should be to do it so well that it becomes an art." A Wenger
By Tony Attwood One of the most curious factors about football is that it has evolved its own unreal set of causes and effects. Unreal in the sense that the causes do not actually have the effect that is imagined, but despite this, they are regularly touted as the issues that determine how well a …
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By Sir Hardly Anyone Vanishing spray first hit the agenda in Brazil in 2014 when it was used in the world cup. And anyone looking at the story’s history would have noted the reports that the spray had been used in Brazil for quite some time. Fifa took up the notion of the vanishing spray …
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By Bulldog Drummond I guess most of us thought we would thankfully never have to watch anti-football again once Wimbledon were relegated from the Premiership in 2000. But here it was, in all its horrors. The return of anti-football, and in of all places the Women’s Super League. Those with memories of football in the …
Read More “Behold: Arsenal meet the Wimbledon of the Women’s game in 1-1 draw”
By Tony Attwood I’ve not received a match preview for the north London derby today from Andrew, our usual correspondent, so I am going to try and put something together myself, just in case you have not noticed that the match is on. If Andrew does forward something I’ll get it up straight away …
Read More “It’s Tottenham v Arsenal today – and its live on TV”
By Tony Attwood Let’s ask a simple question. If everything was straight and above board in Qatar, why have secrecy? If there is nothing amiss why not open up every aspect of Qatarian society, and the organisation of the world cup? If everything is running in a way that we would all immediately approve of, …
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By Tony Attwood I don’t think I have ever seen an analysis of yellow cards year by year, and so I’ve just undertaken one using the Premier League’s own list of who gets carded. Now research students at university are always told not to gather data just to see what it looks like. No, you …
Read More “The yellow card count this season is truly weird. So what’s going on with the refs?”
HB Köge v Arsenal WFC – 2021 Champions League match report By Andrew Crawshaw The one question in my mind leading up to this game was “would Köge start the match in the same manner as they did against Barcelona”?. The answer turned out to be an emphatic no. Against Barcelona they were aggressive and …
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By Tony Attwood The view is growing that clubs throughout the Premier League are uniting in an alliance not to sell players to Newcastle United, as a protest against the takeover of the regime so awful even football supporters can’t find it in themselves to say a good word about it. This policy has been …
Read More “Anyone but Newcastle: how the league is seeking to control the lunacy it has created”
By Tony Attwood A tackle from a Manchester City player is 83% more likely to get called as a yellow card offence than a tackle by a Chelsea player. While most of us will, I suspect, be quite happy with the way things are going for Arsenal, and certainly relieved that the maniac journalists and …
Read More “Tackles, fouls and yellows: why are Man City and Arsenal being punished so much?”
By Tony Attwood Last weekend the Arsenal programme for the match against Watford contained a chart of how various Arsenal managers had done in their first 100 games as a manager. The chart was not complete but nevertheless saved me a fair amount of time in calculating the figures. I’ve completed it, including adding in …
Read More “Mikel Arteta, Arsene Wenger and George Graham: the first 100 games compared.”
By Tony Attwood Sacking a Premier League club manager is expensive, and dangerous, and doesn’t always work. In fact it doesn’t normally work. In fact, it rarely works. But is generally expensive Fortunately for Arsenal, the board are now made of sterner stuff than before, and there was never any real chance that Arteta would …
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by Andrew Crawshaw Our Women flew to Denmark yesterday prior to the third of their six Champions League games. They play the Danish Champions Köge both this Wednesday and also at Borehamwood next Wednesday, 17 November. Köge is a small town about 45 minutes south of Copenhagen and their team became the Danish Champions for …
Read More “Arsenal Women v HB Köge – Champions League preview; it’s live on Arsenal.com”
By Tony Attwood I’ve no doubt that the recent run of results comes about from the tactical revolution that Mikel Arteta has introduced, and the changes made to the team. By bringing in players who were able to adjust to that tactical revolution and develop the style of football he wants the club to play, …
Read More “How mileage affects results, and why sacking the boss is not helpful”
By Tony Attwood The headline in the Guardian reads “Women’s Super League: talking points from the weekend’s action“. Below that there are pictures of three players: one from each of Manchester City, Chelsea and Tottenham Hotspur. After that the article starts… “Manchester City are starting to get back on track, Jessie Fleming is in flying …
Read More “Why is all the reporting of Arsenal so incredibly negative?”
By Tony Attwood Untold likes to investigate tackles, fouls and yellow cards. Watford as we know from this coverage are a high fouling team. In fact before this weekend’s game they had committed 19 more fouls than any other team in the league. Yet even that simple stat could not have prepared anyone for what …
Read More “Arsenal v Watford: Watford create all-time PL record of 19 fouls in one match”
By Bulldog Drummond As we saw in the last piece, Arsenal are now top of the league when measured across the last six games, but in case you missed it I’ll run it again… Pos Team P W D L F A GD Pts 1 Arsenal 6 4 2 0 11 4 7 14 …
Read More “Arsenal v Watford: the sillyness and the teams selected by the media”
By Bulldog Drummond Arsenal beating Watford: six great videos from across the years Who Scored confirms that a lot of Watford players missing, including Kabasele, Etebo, Sema, Baah, Sierralta, and Femenia. They also note that Emmanuel Dennis is back available after serving a one-match ban in the Premier League last weekend. He will reclaim his …
Read More “Arsenal v Watford: have Arsenal “finally got going” (the media awakens)”
By Bulldog Drummond Arsenal have played Watford 32 times in the clubs’ history, with Arsenal winning 18 and Watford 12 – a higher number than you might expect at first sight. Watford are not a club for trophy collectors, but a club for those who live in or were brought up in the town in …
Read More “Arsenal v Watford: past games and a nice video from 2020.”
By Bulldog Drummond Arsenal are seven points and ten places above Watford in the league at the moment, and yet both clubs have scored the same number of goals – 12 each. Watford however have let in five more than Arsenal. Team P W D L F A GD Pts 6 Arsenal 10 5 2 …
Read More “Arsenal v Watford. Arsenal top of the league across the last six games”
By Tony Attwood Yet another story the press won’t report because it undermines their entire thesis that refereeing is accurate, and PL referees are the best in the world. However because as ever, no one else will spill the beans, we’ll be the ones to kick the can over (or words to that effect, although …
Read More “Home and away results have NOT returned to the old normal this season”
by Tony Attwood As you may have read in the media, some West Ham United supporters have been caught singing an antisemitic song towards a Jewish man on a plane being used by some fans to travel to Belgium. The club has of course denounced its fans saying, “West Ham United is appalled by the …
Read More “West Ham fans abuse Jewish man on plane travelling to European game.”
By Bulldog Drummond It is fascinating to see how the media cope with Arsenal when their standard stock of “Arsenal crisis” and “Arsenal chaos” stories have run out. As things stand they can’t even claim that we have a major set of injury worries for the game against Watford, since only one club lies below …
Read More “Arsenal prepare for Watford: the team that foul more than any other in the league.”
By Tony Attwood Three defeats in the opening four league and cup games, followed by nine in league and cup without defeat. Quite a contrast. Given that we have the 10th worst attack in the league and the ninth-worst defence, sitting sixth in the table seems quite a clever ploy – especially given the sort …
Read More “How Arsenal avoided the apocalypse and came good this season”
By Tony Attwood For several years on Untold we played a game of predicting the winners of various leagues around Europe at the start of the season. And mostly we got it right. The point wasn’t to show how clever we think we are (although that is always fun), but to show how easy it …
Read More “Arsenal preparing for another step up the league table this weekend.”
By Sir Hardly Anyone Much has been made of the fact that Conte wins things – particularly noting that he came to Chelsea, rescued them from oblivion and then continued his journey into frontiers new. And the implication is that he will finally give Tottenham their third title. However, knowing of course that football journalists …
Read More “Will Antonio Conte win the league for Tottenham? An Arsenal perspective.”
