Laca off the Barcelona, Auba to Real Mad & Sokratis leaving if no Champs League

By Sir Hardly Anyone This week I met up with Poswinch McKillybody, to get the latest “Fleet Street” ravings.   I must admit I thought he looked under the weather, looking somewhat like a halibut which had been asked by another halibut to lend it 20 quid till next Wednesday.  When I mentioned this to another …