Footballers and their unexpected covid test results ahead of the match



By Dr Billy “The Dog” McGraw of the Deparment of Statistical Anomolies at the University College Hospital of the North Circular Road. The Liverpool manager, Mr Klopp, has revealed that Trent Alexander-Arnold was the only Liverpool player to actually test positive for Covid. And yet the game last Thursday was called off – according to …

Liverpool v Arsenal: who has the virus, who is in Africa, who is injured, who is ill?



By Bulldog Drummond Injury lists are of course getting increasingly meaningless, since club injury lists can show maybe four or five players out, and then the next thing we know the club is claiming that it can’t play the game because of the number of players who are unavailable allegedly with covid infection. In fact …

Liverpool v Arsenal; Arsenal’s first signing and first prognostications of the game



by Bulldog Drummond Arsenal’s first signing of the window was not one of the famous foreigners whose names are bandied incessantly by those not in the know, but rather another youngster – at least according to the Daily Mail.  And they call it not a signing by a “poaching” – a word that suggests something …