Here it is.
Oswaldo Ceaser Ardilles is going to be director of football at Southampton. Or is it Sheffield Wednesday. Sorry I have forgotten – I was laughing so much.
Here is the great man’s work thus far in footballing management
Swindon Town – resigned amidst financial irregularities
Newcastle Utd – sacked
West Bromwich Woddleu – resigned
Tottenham Hotspure – resigned amidst financial irregularities
Guadalajora Mexico – no record of what happened, but he left
Shimizu – ditto
Ypokohama – sacked
Al – littihad (Saudi Arabia – sacked)
Racing Argentina – no record of what happened
Tokyo Verdy – sacked
There is no suggestion that Mr A did anything amiss in the financial irregularities that have twice dogged his career as one of the great football managers.