The funniest story of the hour, day, week, month, year…

Here it is.

Oswaldo Ceaser Ardilles is going to be director of football at Southampton.  Or is it Sheffield Wednesday.  Sorry I have forgotten – I was laughing so much.

Here is the great man’s work thus far in footballing management

Swindon Town – resigned amidst financial irregularities

Newcastle Utd – sacked

West Bromwich Woddleu – resigned

Tottenham Hotspure – resigned amidst financial irregularities

Guadalajora Mexico – no record of what happened, but he left

Shimizu – ditto

Ypokohama – sacked

Al – littihad (Saudi Arabia – sacked)

Racing Argentina – no record of what happened

Tokyo Verdy – sacked

There is no suggestion that Mr A did anything amiss in the financial irregularities that have twice dogged his career as one of the great football managers.