ARSENAL FC IN SHOCK DEAL TO BUY LE GROVE AND OTHER ANTI ARSENAL BLOGS !!!!!
From – The Brickfields Gunners Blog
In a swift take over move that has shocked millions of Arsenal fans , the club has agreed in ‘principle’ to buy up/out almost all of the negative anti-Arsenal blogs in the Arsenal Sphere .
And that too for the bargain price of a pittance, but at the same not forgetting that a pittance isn’t worth what it used to be in back in the old days; what with the downward spiral of global currencies and all. Very much like nostalgia . Think about it!
With this decisive and masterstroke, nearly all of those anti-Arsenal propaganda has all but ceased , with some isolated pockets of resistance in South Asia and SE Asia where hackers abound. Mopping up will will soon get rid of Them.
Many hospitals all over the world are reporting that their emergency and high dependency units are being swamped by hundreds of ‘Them’, who with the sudden withdrawal of their daily fixes are walking around in a confused daze. They were confused anyway, but now its total pandemonium. Going cold turkey is not everybody’s piece of cake, apparently.
There are also mildly disturbing reports that many of ‘Them’ have been killed or seriously injured by concerned citizens and some rabid vigilantes who had mistaken ‘Them’ for zombies! Many had been secretly stockpiling weapons in preparation for a zombie apocalypse .
Meanwhile life in UA and other AKB sites seem to go on as usual in its sane and methodical way. Most of us knew that this drastic action was inevitable as too many younglings’ minds were being corrupted by this overwhelming infestation of abject stupidity .
The first inkling was when this innocent sounding report appeared in the press –
The first clue was there was clear for all of us to see and decipher –
‘Arsenal bought StatDNA, the US-based football data analytics company with a massive workforce in east Asia, for £2.165m in December 2012 but, for the second successive AGM, Gazidis did not mention them by their name. Instead, he referred to AOH-USA LLC, which is how the limited liability company was registered in the States. AOH stands for Arsenal Overseas Holdings. Arsenal are reluctant to divulge anything about StatDNA’s methods but it is clear that Mr Gazidis believes their means represent the club’s secret weapon.’
Suddenly all of the fake stats were outed and factual and comprehensive stats began to circulate . The ostriches had no choice but to parrot them , which made all their articles more farcical and paradoxical than normal.
Also, apparently out of the blue, Arsenal players were being shown in their true light with Ozil and Bellerin topping most of the European charts for assists and touches .
Next the cannons were turned against those filthy, lying and unrepentant dregs of the Arsenal universe – the ‘Them’ blogs and ‘Them’ lying through their teeth ostriches. ‘Silent’ Stan ( known as ‘ De Silencer ‘ in his younger days), made Them an offer that they couldn’t refuse, however derisory it was . He had in his possession ‘certain’ dirt about their lives and activity by means of his internet firm of ‘observers ‘.
The next phase will be to clean out the Augean stables which will be an Herculean tas, where ‘certain’ secretive organisations will have all that sh*t cleared out for good and soon will be smelling of roses .
Keep reading this blog as we will reveal all as and when they unfold .
I, The Brickfields Gunners, pledge myself that no untruth shall knowingly pass my lips .
My hands, however, are beyond my control!
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