33 responses

  1. Almir Alic
    31/07/2016

    All the time the same mistakes. The two central midfielders, Xhaka and Cazorla, instead of a combination of defensive and central midfield, Coquelin and Xhaka (Cazorla)

    • Tony Attwood
      01/08/2016

      Almir – I am not quite sure you get the point of pre-season friendlies.

  2. Leon
    31/07/2016

    Brilliant preview Florian. Thanks very much.
    I like your starting eleven, especially with the two youngsters in central defence. With both being right footed I’m interested in seeing how they
    position themselves.
    I intend staying up to watch it at 2.0am. Nothing better to do anyway, why waste the rest of my life sleeping.

  3. WalterBroeckx
    31/07/2016

    If I am able to get out of my bed at 03.00 am where I live I will publish a match report immediately after the match and ready for our readers in Europe to read when they get out of their beds. The things we do for Untold…. 🙂

  4. Gord
    31/07/2016

    I tried looking for non-UK and non-USA news on the game, and almost nothing. I don’t write or speak Spanish, but I can guess well. Just looking at Mexican news sources, it seems unusual to find a sports section. I did see mention of Chivas TV. It seems most (some? all?) of the news sites in Guadalajara are closed today. I can find news about the drug industry in Guadalajara.

    In terms of UK/USA news sources, they all seem to be consistent in terms of _predicting_ when the game will start today. 🙂

    Oh, the last I seen out of LA, there are still tickets available.

  5. Pat
    31/07/2016

    Thanks for an entertaining article!

  6. Gord
    31/07/2016

    Arsenal.com still hasn’t clued in that Canada is part of North America. Or that North America is NOT a synonym for the USA.

    Some sports website, thinks the game is taking place at the Azteca Stadium in Mexico City.

    Oh, the Ladies lost to Liverpool 2-1. Bummer.

    I still don’t know the final score for the U19 in South Africa yesterday against Sporting Lisbon.

  7. Gord
    01/08/2016

    Well, after reminding myself, I went looking. Arsenal won that game 1-0, so we should be at 1 win and 1 loss.

  8. Gord
    01/08/2016

    What are these medja people paid for? Daily Mail and Mirror are “covering” the game. Mirror mentions they have seen a lineup for Arsenal, haven’t printed anything. Daily Mail say they have seen a lineup for Arsenal, but only print:

    > Cazorla, Bellerin and Monreal all start, Rob Holding partners Callum Chambers in defence, while Theo Walcott is spearheading the attack.

    With 15 minutes left, Daily Mail gives the roster for Chivas:

    > Rodríguez
    Villanueva
    Basulto
    Alanís
    ‘Pocho’
    Lázaro
    Orbelín
    Torres
    ‘Chofis’
    González
    Benítez

    I suspect you could find crows or cuckoo birds as capable as are medja tonight. Grrrrr.

  9. Leon
    01/08/2016

    I do not like our strip. It’s black with a sort of day glow yellow

  10. Gord
    01/08/2016

    Every time Coquelin got closed to the ball, Mirror was calling for a yellow card. So goodbye Mirror.

    And notice of an Arsenal goal (first of game) is up, but no details for me yet.

    Ahh, Holding from Cazorla.

  11. Gord
    01/08/2016

    Sorry, Cazorla takes free kick, and Chmabers puts ball to Holding.

    COYG!

  12. Gord
    01/08/2016

    Half time, no more scoring. Still 1-0 to the Arsenal.

    COYG!

  13. Gord
    01/08/2016

    Here is the starting XI and the beach:

    > Starting XI (4-2-3-1): Ospina; Bellerin, Chambers, Holding, Monreal; Xhaka, Coquelin; Oxlade-Chamberlain, Cazorla, Iwobi; Walcott

    > Subs: Martinez, Debuchy, Bielik, Gibbs, Zelalem, Elneny, Campbell, Willock, Reine-Adelaide, Akpom

    Better late than never I guess.

    COYG!

  14. Zedsaunt
    01/08/2016

    A very, very good goal. The Caz’s free kick flighted to perfection, Calum steams in with pace and tucks it across the goal, Holding puts it in. At 2.35 it hits you. It came fast, sharp, unexpected.

    A feature of the game is the speed of Chambers. He is markedly faster than last season. Santi looks sharp.

  15. Gord
    01/08/2016

    Thanks ZedsAunt.

    Medja say there are lots of changes, but I don’t know yet what those changes are. And up pops, 2-0 to Arsenal with no detail. So, I have to wait.

    Very few places covering this game. Sports Mole, Guardian, Goal.com all ignoring it. I suspect Telegraph is covering it, but I won’t visit them any more.

    Ah, here we go. Solo run by the Ox.

    And the medja? Well, Holding played well against the MLS, so tonight the theme is how shitty Holding is.

    COYG!

  16. Gord
    01/08/2016

    Well, here is another note with no detail. It is now 3-0 to the Gunners! And we still don’t know who was subbed off at half time, so how do you guess the scorer?

    ?

    COYG!

  17. Gord
    01/08/2016

    It’s that man Chuba! It was surprising how many website spelled his name Cuba in reporting on that game against MLS All Stars. As Akpom didn’t start, he was a sub a half time.

    In any event, we know one more sub at half time, as Debuchy did the start and got the assist, and he didn’t start.

    COYG!

  18. Gord
    01/08/2016

    We still don’t know the substitutions at half time, but apparently Emi has replaced Ooooooospina in goal just a few moments ago.

    COYG!

  19. Arvind
    01/08/2016

    Gord arsenal.com has text commentary on the highlights of the game.

  20. Gord
    01/08/2016

    Still no subs list, but apparently the bad guys have scored one. As usual, no details. So, we wait.

    I’ve been making an ancient version of Worcestershire Sauce all weekend. Final step is to puree the sauce (there are 2 gallons of apples in there) and put 8 cups of puree in a jug, add some other stuff, and fill with vinegar. It does not say how big the jug is. I am guessing a gallon, so the sauce is half puree.

    Debuchy gave up a penalty, which was converted. 3-1 to the Gunners.

    COYG!

  21. Gord
    01/08/2016

    But Arvind, I’m having so much fun trying to guess details. 🙂

    COYG!

  22. Arvind
    01/08/2016

    HaHa have fun 🙂

  23. Gord
    01/08/2016

    Okay, visited Arsenal.com and turned on javascript, and I see the commentary. Arsenal.com has the score in the title as 3-2, with the Chivas scoring 2 penalties in the same minute.

    Apparently 10 minutes or less to go.

    A Chivas manager/coach has been sent to the stands.

    COYG!

  24. Gord
    01/08/2016

    We had 6 subs at half time, and then another 3 subs just before Emi came on for Oooooooospina.

    So, Cech got 2/3 of a game, OOOOOspina got 2/3 of a game, and Emi got two 1/3 of a game. All even.

    COYG!

  25. WalterBroeckx
    01/08/2016

    match report is online. Goodnight to you all… or what is left from it….

  26. GoingGoingGooner
    01/08/2016

    Good match against Chivas. First 25 Chivas was in charge. Our boys were just trying to figure out how Chivas played. We looked a step slower and were getting beat especially down the right (our left) side. Good thing that Monreal is there as he snuffed out a lot of chances. From then until about the 80th minute we totally dominated the play. The Ox looked good as did Holding and El-neny Chambers, notwithstanding his assist on Holding’s goal, had a tough time of it in defence. Iwobi was quiet but he worked hard and came back when needed. Debuchy was so so. Kind of lost his head near the end and gave up the penalty. Campbell so red for a bit, too,but it seemed as if he reacted to some comments from the Mexican players. All in all it was a good game. Arsenal was pushed and Chivas never gave up despite being behind.

  27. para
    01/08/2016

    Wow, this played like a PL game and not a friendly. At least Arsenal now has a tough spine and will not take crap anymore, hope it continues into the PL, mind you with the refs we have…

    We all want Theo to fire but just let the OX keep playing this way and not get injured pretty PLEESE!!! He has been working on his game unlike…

    …Theo is still really looking out of it sometimes, and i hope he gets over his fear of injury soon…

    Le Coq needs to calm it a little especially in PL, we know how they are the refs.

  28. para
    01/08/2016

    Leon
    That yellow? looks more like a flourescent green/yellow to me but the rest is blue.
    Imagine the spotlights going out at an evening game and Arsenal start looking as if they are glowing, i’m sure they will call the radiation posse. 🙂

  29. Zedsaunt
    01/08/2016

    3-1. Fast, incisive play. A good game to watch for the basic straightforward reason that if you can’t play fast, incisive football in a pre-season friendly you’ll certainly never get given the chance to play it in the season.

    Holding impressed.

  30. Gord
    01/08/2016

    I hope nobody got annoyed with my babbling. Good night (well, after I am done cooking sauce).

  31. Menace
    01/08/2016

    Well done Gord. You stayed the course. I wasn’t sure what time the game was but Arsenal Player has highlights. It was another good display of football by the youngsters. The defence looks fragile but thats ok in this circumstance. The penalty was unfortunate but Debuchy should know better when playing in a different environment. Refs have a stricter view of shoulder to shoulder incidents if one player goes down particularly if that player had the ball & was in your penalty area!!

    The score could have been a lot worse as Arsenal got away with many errors.

  32. Gord
    01/08/2016

    Breaking News

    With the departure of forever injured Abou Diaby, Jack Wilshere has taken up the title. Ten minutes ago, Jack was walking next to a brick wall and found that the fingernail on his right index finger was slightly abraded. It is anticipated that Jack will be recovering from this newest injury for at least 42 millseconds.

    Meanwhile, le Gnome has started a petition calling for Jack Wilshere to be sold due to this latest injury. Le Gnome spokesperson I.M.Idiot said that “Top, top athletes just don’t get abraded fingernails. We cannot afford to have this deadweight around anymore. He isn’t fit to wear the shirt.”.

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