Arsenal’s key transfer targets for January 2022 revealed – and you won’t believe it!

By Sir Hardly Anyone

Arsenal’s summer transfer window was an utter disaster… for the pundits.   With 136 players highlighted as being ready to be signed by the club, only a handful made it.  Meanwhile with every single player in the first team squad headlined as being in line for a transfer or simply a give-away, the overwhelming majority stayed.

Now in any other industry, people making such a gigantic set of utter cock-ups in terms of their predictions would either have resigned in shame and gone into carrot farming, or been sacked never to work again.

But in football, not only are these prediction failures still working, they are still making predictions!  Which is why, being a sensible reader, I know you won’t believe any of this guff.

However the rumours do have a use because they allow us to develop a list of players who are pretty certain not to be coming to Arsenal in January.

With an average age of just 24.76, Arsenal field the youngest team in the Premier League.  Also Arsenal spent €165.6 million on new players—more than any other club in Europe.

And quite extraordinarily summer’s incoming players had an age range which was even lower than the average age of the team.  The Transfermarkt database shows that only five teams in the top divisions of Europe have lower ages: Bayer Leverkusen (24.75 years), VfB Stuttgart (24.72 years), FC Empoli (24.71 years), Olympique Marseille (24.7 years), and AS Monaco (24.47 years).

Now normally pundits (who know nothing) and managers (who sometimes know something) tend to speak of their desire for a balanced squad in terms of ages, so why did Arsenal go all out for youth?  It certainly wasn’t to cut costs because Arsenal spent £149m – more than any other club.

The explanation fits in neatly with the explanation we have been giving for Mr Arteta’s approach since he arrived as manager: a tactical change centred on an approach to cutting the number of yellow cards that Arsenal get in half, by giving the referees fewer chances to influence the game.  In fact yellows came down last season by 45%, while tackles and fouls also dropped dramatically.

But having brought in six new players and promoted Balogun from the reserves, would Arsenal buy any more players after Christmas?  After all we still have on the books Kolasinac, Guendouzi, Torreira, Saliba, Iliev, Rúnarsson, Nelson…

And yet according to the men who got it so wrong in the last transfer window, Mikel Arteta has ‘told Arsenal board’ the player he wants to sign in January    That is Youssef En-Nesyri of Sevilla – according to the Daily Star.  The reckon the entire forward line at Arsenal of Aubameyang, Lacazette and Eddie could go.

TBR has a Report which says we are going to get Alex Oxlade Chamberlain, as does the Star while Sport Witness suggests Striker could move to Arsenal to keep World Cup dream alive focusing on the news that Torino striker Andrea Belotti is going to be the new man.  Just Arsenal have the same idea.   As does the Express.

But then we find Mikel Arteta has told Vinai Venkatesham what Arsenal’s next £36m transfer mission should be – and this is Football.London going down the same route as the Star with Youssef En-Nesyri as the man incoming.

Meanwhile The Athletic even reported that Tammy Abraham has openly said he wanted to join Arsenal and was waiting for their offer.  It must be another one of those awful “Arsenal too slow, too mean, too stupid, too dumb” stories, in letting the purchase slip through their hands.  Indeed it must be Edu’s fault, because… well, it is always Edu’s fault.

Of course none of these stories mention the fact that we noted above – that Arsenal were the top spenders in the last window, but Football.London has finally caught up with that one with the tale that there are three players Arsenal could sign for free 

To save you looking it up and ploughing through all the stuff at the start they are Jack Wilshere, Clement Grenier, the central midfielder from Stade Rennais, and Angel Romero who doesn’t have a club.

Of course with Newcastle now worth more than the gross domestic product of Europe, they are going to be decimating the squads of every other team on the planet, and Arsenal (with their hopelessly weak management system, as we all know) will get stuffed following reports from the Star, as Newcastle ‘target Arsenal star’ in January in first transfer since Saudi takeover.  And the man going is Lacazette.

So there we are.  Despite spending more money than ever before and more than everyone else last summer, we are simply going to spend spend spend.   Again.  Although personally I rather doubt it.

One Reply to “Arsenal’s key transfer targets for January 2022 revealed – and you won’t believe it!”

  1. Sir Hardly,
    Harumph! What have you against carrots?
    You’re correct that most of us don’t pay attention to the predictions or even the “reporting” of the media. I know I’m repeating myself, but, besides the obvious bias THEY’RE JUST LAZY! Since Christmas the squad has had one of the top defenses in the League. And yet, Arsenal can’t defend. Stories, and they are stories not reports, persist that Arsenal could improve their lot if they would only spend money! Of course the fact that AFC were the high spenders in Europe the past window escapes their notice. No, they know it but it doesn’t fit the narrative so you won’t read it or view it, might get you to think that AFC have a plan. Again, doesn’t fit the narrative. They’re supposedly clueless.
    As a long time supporter of the club I’m pleased with the how this season has progressed. Arteta has a plan to get younger. And more athletic. In interviews he’s pointed out the ages of the players brought in. As I see it, the squad is young and talented and they play with energy and drive. They’re good on the ball and not afraid to dribble. The spine, starting with Ramsdale, Gabriel, Partey is solid and could be very good. In Odegaard, Smith Rowe and Saka they have one of the most exciting trio of young players we’ve seen in some time. They’re kids and they’re internationals and solid EPL players. Arteta has shown how he’d like to play. Re-watch the 3 goals against Spurs.
    I can’t guess where AFC might finish in the table but I’m enjoying the ride. There’s a plan in place and I’m going to enjoy watching it come to fruition.The Kids Are Alright, let them play! COYG!!!!!

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