The Tiny Totts v Arsenal. As it happened, and indeed as it didn’t. And stuff like that.

By Tony Attwood As you will know if you are a regular Untolder, Walter normally does a post match report, generally within about 15 seconds of the match ending. But Walter is today becoming a TV star, being called upon to work for Belgium TV, so what with me not being at the game in …

Tottenham v Arsenal under the new rules

By Bulldog Drummond We’ve just lost three successive games. The last time we lost four successive games was in October 2002.  Now if the aaa had had their way then and called for Wenger to go, then there would have been disruption in the club and eventually a new manager would have been found. I …