Boreham Wood v Arsenal: the Arsenal players and the TV coverage

By Bulldog Drummond A little confusion is happening in the Bulldog household owing to conflicting information. In terms of watching the match against Boreham Wood on TV today, on Arsenal.com there is only one method signified: by signing up with Premier Sports, who are said to have exclusive coverage of every Arsenal pre-season game. It’s …

Satire: Arry’s weird view of Arsenal, Aubameyang leaving, Bellerin injured

By Sir Hardly Anyone Arriving at Arsenal The headline “Arsenal mulling over move for Senegal international Keita Balde”  in the Daily Mail does take a new twist on the journo lingo that has been causing us some amusement.  “Mulling over” indeed.  Not ready to buy, not having bought, not “the deal is on” but just …

Farewell Oooooooooooooooooooospina; hello new keeper lineup.

By Tony Attwood When Ospina came to Arsenal the fee was modest – £3m was the reported sum, and his contract was for a four year deal.  He started off playing in the League Cup (a home defeat to Southampton) and the Champions League (at home to Galatasaray after Wojciech Szczęsny was sent off).   Although …

Arsenal has a secret weapon for 2019/20: but will it be enough to make the top four?

By Tony Attwood One thing is not a secret, nor even a point of discussion at Arsenal is that there is a lot of mumbling about the owner of the club and his apparent restriction on the transfer budget at a time when Arsenal have been making a profit. In 2016/17 the club made a …

Having a laugh: Arsenal consider signing Indian ball control genius. (Warning, contains humour)

By Brickfield Gunners Having been an avid reader of this blog form almost from the beginning of its inception ; and also being a very occasional contributor of articles, but a regular commentator here , I have observed first hand the gradual mental decline of many Arsenal fans and the anguish and the utter confusion …

So far 72 players have been tipped by the media to be coming to Arsenal. Here’s the full list.

By Sir Hardly Anyone Yes no less than 72 players have now been tipped by the media to be coming to Arsenal this summer, while 22 have been said to be leaving.  Here is Untold Arsenal’s unique list of all the nonsense tips. Our own tip is that by the end of the window only …

Arsenal’s new player – Gabriel Martinelli: not everything you need to know but quite a bit

by Tony Attwood So Arsenal have made a signing: Gabriel Martinelli. That makes it one out of 72 rumoured signings so far in this transfer window that has come true.  A success rate for the rumour mongers of 1.4%.   Not that good so far. The original claim that Arsenal was interested came from Yahoo Esportes, …

The 15 Arsenal players the media have mentioned in the last 3 days

By Sir Hardly Anyone When we run silly stories we try to say so in the headline (not to mention with  the name of the author).  But not Football.London who have tricked innocent Arsenal fans into reading their stuff with the tale that “Ismael Bennacer has impressed with Empoli in the season just gone, registering …

Zaha: the really worrying side about his move to Arsenal

By Sir Hardly Anyone Today we hear that Arsenal have offered £40m for Zaha and Palace value him at £90m.   And the Daily Express tells us that Ray Parlour “wants Wilfried Zaha over Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang as Man Utd eye Gunners ace”.  The reason is because Abua is now 30 and so, it seems, of less …

Why is the Arsenal news always so negative, minute after minute, day after day?

by Tony Attwood Here are 10 headlines from stories that all appeared within about two hours of each other.  All have strong negative connotations.  All are about Arsenal. And I wonder why – why are we getting all these stories (most of which are either untrue or highly convoluted with the clear intent of giving …