Saturday, (cup bleedin’ final day) 30 May 2015
Bloody hell, it’s Tuesday and I’m just in from the boozer. I have to say that was annoying. I don’t think that Monsignor Venga bloke has any idea about the history of this great football club.
We’ve now won the FA cup two seasons in a row and no one (but NO ONE) does that. Then he only goes and wins it for a 12th time, which is a record. Now I’m not churlish but that’s getting smug and, frankly, complacent.‘Cos now he has set us up to fail next time out when we don’t win three in a row. Typical bloody Venga if you ask me.
Also he don’t understand the tradition of Arsenal making it difficult. Where’s the joy in winning a final 4-0? At least last year he had the decency to let Hull go 2 up so we had to be ‘lucky Arsenal’ at the end of it. Hardly bloody ‘lucky’ today were we? I mean I remembers 1979 when we got were playing the Manchester mob (the red ones, the blue ones hadn’t been invented yet) and we goes 2-0 up fairly smartish.
Brian Talbot (who had a crap car named after him) (and played for Ipswich the year before) (and scored the winner for West Ham the next year…or maybe he didn’t…I’ve had quite few Carlings…) scored the first then Frankie Frankie Frankie Staplegun made it 2 nil just before HT.
And that was that. Game over.
But no, not with Arsenal, Not propa Arsenal. We had to go and let Gordon the moron get one back and then shrimpy Macilroy to bloody equalise. All so Alan Sunderland could bust his arse to win the big old cup we’d managed to lose the year before.
Now my friends THAT is propa Arsenal not this rubbish of lardee-dah-lets score-four-without-seeming-to-try-very-hard. I mean they didn’t even have a shot at us!
What’s worse is that this means the French geezer is going to stick around for another year when we could be getting us a propa manager if we’d lost. He did this last year. Just as it looked as if he was toast we go and win the flipping FA cup and get stuck with le prof for another 12 months.
Still I expect you guys are with me on this one. Give him till Christmas and if he’s not won the premiership by then ee’s out. Sack the smug Frenchie and get that Sherwood in. I mean did you see St Tim at Web ber ley? He is a propa bloke, propa management material. He knows how to man manage and how to set up a team. Venga has no idea. We only won that game because Venga was forced to play Lewis Hamilton from the start (lucky there was no Grand Prix on eh?) and Ospina got locked in the lavs before the game.
And it aint very patriotic eeva what with Villa being his Royal Highness’s team – bet Venga loved that. Almost as a good as executing the poor balding basta*d. Still, after your comments last time I don’t know why I waste me breath of some of you lot. You’d back Venga if he stole your Mercedes and ran off with your missus – in fact you’ld probably make him a bleedin banner you soft losers!
Anyway, I goes in the pub, and by the time I comes out Blatter has resigned and the FA is wetting themselves trying to get hold of international power. That’s a larf. I must go into the pub more often.
Dial Square Dave, keeping it real since 1972.
- 2 June 1991: Gus Caesar moved to Cambridge United on a free transfer but did not play for the club. He soon moved on to Bristol City, but it was not until he reached Airdrieonians and then Colchester Utd that he showed the form that George Graham suspected he could maintain.