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Untold RefWatch – Arsenal v Newcastle United – (Mike Dean, with pictures!)

RefWatch – Arsenal v Newcastle United – (Sunday  07/11/2010)

By DogFace

  • Referee:          Mike Dean
  • Assistant 1:     Simon Beck
  • Assistant 2:     Simon Long
  • 4th Official:      Peter Walton

This RefWatch is a tough one for me – how do I, as an Arsenal fan, possibly write up an article on Mike Dean in an unbiased manner without foaming at the mouth, shouting at the kids, kicking the dog and stamping on my laptop until the keys pop off?  My feelings about Dean sum up a lot about what I think is wrong with English refereeing at the highest (sic) levels.  Let’s just say that IF the PGMOB were a Masonic lodge with criminal tendencies…

Dean would be at the right hand of his worshipful master [Riley].

I mean – where exactly does one start?  Shall we check out his profile… oh go on then:

  • Full name:                   Michael Leslie Dean
  • Date of birth:               2 June 1968 (1968-06-02) (age 42)
  • Place of birth:              Wirral, Merseyside, England
  • Favourite Colour:        Red[knapp]

Ho, ho – ‘Leslie’ – and there I go with the favourite colour bit again… of course, I jest – but I can pull out a few interesting figures relating to that should we face a team managed by ‘Onest ‘Arry with Dean at the whistle – but that is not relevant to our game, so I’ll save it.  I could had just have easily said ‘white’ was his favourite colour given Dean’s record with sending offs – I think it was the 2008/2009 season where, excluding Richard Dunne (who he seems to have some sort of grudge against anyway), he sent off only black players.

When I run out of fingers I might give you a yellow.

Of course this could all be coincidence – but it’s fair to say that, when it comes to consistency across the seasons, Dean likes to dish out the cards Arsenal’s way, and during last season [2009/2010] we came joint top (with Stoke) of the Mike Dean yellow card table – averaging 3 yellow cards per match (12 yellow cards in 4 matches); this despite Arsenal also coming top of the Premier League Fair Play table in that season. We also got zero penalties (for) and two against… so either Dean can’t control the game when we play or he just does *something* to make our players really very angry!?

Mike Dean is not, surprisingly, without his share of controversy – in fact there is so much of it in terms of random match decisions that I could fill a book… or at least a booklet with a small type face – so let’s focus on a few edited highlights:

In 2005 Mike Dean was banned for a few months due to his invalid links to an online betting site called Arbitros.  Dean, or should I say ‘Arbitros’ offered gambling tips to happy punters and/or shares in a syndicate… no conflict of interest to be seen in that business venture obviously – I wonder if there were any ‘links’ to bookmakers [on the site]?

In the match against Harry Redknapp’s Tottenham (08/02/2009) Dean disallowed a goal by Emanuel Eboué for no apparent reason and consequently booked him for asking for an explanation.  Eboué then saw a  second yellow for asking Dean whether he should wait for the whistle before a free kick was taken (see ‘being uppity’) – this I found particularly harsh as Eboué’s relationship with the fanbase was at a fragile stage at this time.

During the 2009/2010 season, Dean took charge of the EPL ‘title decider’ (one suspects it was already decided before then though) between Manchester United and Chelsea at Old Trafford 03/04/2010 – Dean went on to mug the Red Devils by turning down 3 penalties and awarding a ‘clearly offside’ goal for Drogba.  Dean was demoted after this for a game (and to provide a reassuring headline in the Daily Mail for the masses).

On the same ground (29/08/2009) Dean not only tilted the game in Manchester United’s favour, via a few bad calls, denying two clear penalties and throwing cards at Arsenal players like a croupier on crack; but he then proceeded to send Arsené Wenger to the stands for kicking a water bottle in frustration at yet another dubious offside call.

For your sins Mr. Dean… you know not what you do.

Of course Dean blamed it all on Lee Probert, and he went on gardening leave for a bit, while Mikey boy flew under the radar at Mach 10, got the Sky games and continued to meddle in the title race.  We received six yellow cards in this game; Manchester United got two (or three?) yellows despite committing more fouls in a match than I have ever seen ever (Manchester United got their cards in the latter stages, to even things up a bit, for two Man-U players in the same challenge on Diaby).  To add insult to injury time; Arsenal were subsequently charged by the FA for ‘failing to control their players’ and ordered to pay a fine.

The big one for me though – and this is still a painful and poignant memory in my life, not only as a fan but as a member of our species – was when Arsenal played Birmingham at St. Andrews on the 23/02/2008.  This match was the making of the ‘DogFace’ blog persona… until this moment I was in denial about the state of English football – after this match I made it my mission to find out as much as I could – it was the egg from whence I hatched and Dean became the Vader to my Skywalker.  We would have won the 2007/2008 season, by the way, on the 19/04/2008 against Reading at The Emirates had we not had the infeasibly unlikely run of bad calls against us… yet the apologist media just shrugged their shoulders and proclaimed we imploded through our lack of experience and a petulant captain.  The self harmers, from their cosy arm chairs, agreed and blamed Wenger’s for his stubbornness.

I disagreed with them all.

Let me take you back to that game… Dean was ‘letting the game flow’ and giving full ‘home advantage’, in the tackle, to Birmingham.  This without question led to the tackle on Eduardo from the ‘gentle giant’ Martin Taylor (not that type of lad) that snuffed out one of the brightest rising stars in the league at that time – Eduardo was never the same after that day.  The media wrung their grubby little racist hands over this, pointed out that Eduardo was a turncoat Brazilian (not Croatian) and duly apologised for Martin before, and at the first opportunity, destroying any chance Eduardo might have as a comeback by labelling him ‘a cheat’.  More column inches were given over to Eduardo’s ‘dive’ in a match that was already won than there were to Martin Taylor’s tackle – some sort of repressed guilt complex there methinks?

Anyway – Mike Dean decided that stopping the game was not on the cards despite (or because) of the distressed and ashen faces of the Arsenal team in response to their friend and colleague’s half severed foot… and, coincidently, there was an awful lot of money on Arsenal that day.  The game went to 1-2 to Arsenal (Birmingham having scored from a dubious McFadden free kick) and in the extra, extra, last few finally final seconds of added on added on time – Gael Clichy cleanly took the ball in the penalty area in a 50/50 with McFadden.  Mike ‘title decider’ Dean, giddy with joy and a spring in his step, gave a penalty against us and Mc Fadden scored making it 2-2 and that signalled the end of our season.

I know how you felt William – for I felt it too.

Anyway… enough of all that – more therapy for me than information for you so onto the data, as you can see we have an ‘ok’ home record with Dean (having not ever lost) although we are sliding into draws of late:

Arsenal Home under Mike Dean
Season Competition Home Win Draw Away Win
2000/2001 English Premier 2 0 0
2002/2003 English Premier 2 0 0
2003/2004 English FA Cup 1 0 0
2003/2004 English Premier 1 0 0
2004/2005 English Premier 1 0 0
2004/2005 FA Community Shield 1 0 0
2005/2006 English Premier 1 0 0
2006/2007 English FA Cup 0 1 0
2007/2008 English League Cup 0 1 0
2009/2010 English Premier 0 1 0

Our away record is not so ‘ok’:

Arsenal Away under Mike Dean
Season Competition Home Win Draw Away Win
2000/2001 English Premier 0 0 1
2003/2004 English Premier 0 0 2
2004/2005 English Premier 0 1 0
2005/2006 English FA Cup 1 0 0
2005/2006 English Premier 0 1 0
2006/2007 English Premier 1 1 1
2007/2008 English League Cup 0 0 1
2007/2008 English Premier 0 2 0
2008/2009 English Premier 0 2 2
2009/2010 English Premier 2 1 0
2010/2011 English Premier 1 0 0

Again – you can see, there is a distinct slide, of late, towards the negative.

So what can we expect this weekend from his worshipful randomiser? Song carded out of the challenge early on?  A physical game?  A sending off?  Or perhaps a complete about turn and a romping win (the last two times we played Newcastle at home under Dean we scored 6 goals without answer).

So, in conclusion, I dunno – your guess is as good as mine… so sorry if I wasted your time – but expect something controversial!

As fans we need to keep the pressure on and shout something ‘Leslie’ at him for every bad call – and don’t be afraid to give the lino some stick for the same… his name is Simon by the way.

And – most importantly – as a fan – never, under ANY circumstances EVER put your ‘hard earned’ on your team to win anything ever – when we play, the mug money weighs so heavy on our backs.

Editor’s footnote – sorry about the gap around Gallas, an editing problem on my part, not the author’s.

13 comments to Untold RefWatch – Arsenal v Newcastle United – (Mike Dean, with pictures!)

  • Olowoyo Lanre

    I hate Dean wt passion. I really dnt like him refreeing in our game either home or away. Am nt always comfortable wt him

  • shotta-gunna

    Mike Dean puts the C in inConsistency. He is a horrible referee.

  • Jonny

    Fascinating stuff dogface.

    Off subject but Tony has in the past ruminated on the size of the AAA suggesting they make up a small number of the Arsenal fanbase.

    I have often wondered how big or small this may be and then this poll arrived – certainly one cannot say it is truly reflective or conclusive but it shocked me anyway.

    http://football-talk.co.uk/7450/vote-arsene-wenger/

    I suggest we provide some REDress.

    Arsene Wenger’s Red and White Army!

  • Jonny – the anti-Arsenal groups and their allies in the popular press have twice tried to topple Wenger – once when he arrived and they allied themselves with the abuse allegations against him, and once at the end of last season.

    Wenger saw them off both times, the first by making fools of the media. The second time the true support in the stadium did it for the last match of last season with huge rounds of “One Arsene Wenger” through the game.

    The AAA strongly aided by our rivals are strong, but they are not reflective of what happens inside the ground.

  • walter

    And I can help you to memorise another thing about the Birmingham game.
    It was seconds before he gave Birmingham a penalty. Adebayor was chasing a ball in the Birmingham penalty box. A defender was holding his short and he pulled and pulled and pulled and at the end it looked as if we would get to see Adebayor in the nude. The short pulling was so blatant to see for all and everyone in the stadium. But Mr. Dean saw nothing. He did nothing. And as a result Adebayor couldn’t run after the ball and it went out for a Birmingham throw. So instead of giving us a blatant penalty, Mr. Dean closed his eyes and waited for the first Birmingham player to go down in our penalty area and then was oh so quick to give them the penalty and take 2 points away from us.

    Yes Dogface, even just typing this down makes my blood boil again as it was the start of an FA – Ref campaign against our team.

    Oh by the way: don’t stay up on sunday evening to see my ref review. As I will be live in the stadium (well I hope to be there if the Eurostar is running on time) to see the game with my fellow gooners from the Arsenal Benelux. So it will be monday I think before I will find the time to do my review.

    The first match review from Mr. Dean this year was the lowest result in my match reviewing so far if I remember right.

  • DogFace

    Thanks for the link Jonny – I clicked my support!

    CORRECT WALTER!! How could I forget – a CLEAR penalty we should have won!?

    We need big support on Sunday Walter – so chant so loud they can hear it in their arm chairs!

    And take a note pad for the ref review after… 😉

  • ugandan goon

    cheers for the article, canine visage! chris foy at west ham away last year did it for me i haven’t laid a bet since and am not likely to ever again, my fellow man holds no suprises left for me.jonny mentioned the AAA but everyone has seeen the pathetically transparent libel about our lord wenger and the female rapper in the Mirror, i ask you. to be or not to be…..

  • Pat Ramsay

    Interesting that this article mentions what I’ve been telling my other arsenal friends for years. The 2 refs who by far are the worst for us are Mike Dean and of course, Fat ‘Fil Dowd. It’s like their primary objective in officiating a match involving us is to be as biased as much as possible against us. F***king joke the the EPL is at times.

    Walter, since you are the ref expert here, can you pls enlighten me about this. Is there ANY way at all that one can report a ref to the FA if one has solid, reliable facts about a ref being biased or will it be a case of crying over spilled milk which, in my opinion, should be the EPL refs’ motto. Fucking hate those bastards who are still able to successfully and scandalously ruin the beautiful game in today’s world. Sorry about the language but that’s how strong I feel about it.

  • Very good point

    The away game against MU at the beginning of last season still a terrible robbery to me. Shame on you Mike D.

  • Malaysian Gooner

    Finally. A proper page for me to follow.

    Being a Malaysian, I know how much corruption has hurt our beautiful sport.

    This blog will show us the kind of enemies we are facing in sports, and we will do something about it.

    I remember during the 2-2 draw with Birmingham. Dean was just waiting for a small mistake in the box and BAM! he blew the whistle. He was just waiting for it. Screwed our title chances.

    Football is getting more and more like Wrestling now.. where results are fixed to entertain the fans, create more drama etc etc. Brings more income to everyone linked with football.

  • Gf60

    Well Walter, you did say “a distinct slide of late, towards the negative.’ But whilst he didn’t have a great game, no way can Dean be blamed for that. We were just ‘orrible.

  • DogFace

    That game was a stinker.

    I hope everyone took my advice, lumped on Newcastle and got the price of their ticket back!

    😉

  • DogFace

    @Pat Ramsay

    Hmmm.. according to my data Phil Dowd was swapped out for Kevin Friend at the very last minute.

    Mr Dowd went to the West Bromwich Albion v Manchester City game.

    Interestingly enough we have been (according to the PGMOB) assigned Kevin Friend as 4th official for the Wolverhampton Wanderers v Arsenal game midweek.

    Which reminds me – must write something, anyone know who the ref is?