FA Cup matches and comparisons with poker

A view from Brighton on the last game. As we approach the fifth round of the FA Cup, we’re turning back to the last round for a moment to look at an issue we missed in the build up to that match – the owner of Brighton. Brighton has been stuck in the lower reaches of …

This week: Sánchez, Ramsey, finances, Mu-Mu, nursery clubs

By Tony Attwood Alexis Sánchez seems to be ok despite the attack on his legs by M Upson, once of Arsenal, in the Leicester game.  He might still be rested on sunday against Middlesbrough but there’s no long term injury. Aaron Ramsey however has yet another hamstring injury.  He could be out for anything to …

Mike Jones & Co: a fine example of how Type III match fixing looks

By Tony Attwood Have Arsenal sunk lower than we thought?”  That was the screaming healing in the Daily Telegraph yesterday.  To be fair the article below it suggested nothing of the kind. In fact it didn’t suggest much at all.  But it show just how close the Telegraph, once a serious newspaper, has slipped as …

Arsenal v Leicester City 10 February 2015 – The Match Officials

Arsenal v Leicester City 10 February 2015 – The Match Officials by Andrew Crawshaw Here is the wrong Important Decisions Table updated following Walter’s review of the Aston Villa game.  Overall this was the best refereeing performance Arsenal have seen this year getting Mr Taylor an 85% overall weighting – mind that is the standard …

When absolute tragedy overwhelms what do the press say?

by Tony Attwood Yesterday around 50 people died attempting to enter a football match in Egypt.   But you’ll be hard pressed to find much detail in the media this morning – even on the endlessly updated websites of the mainsteam press. With football, it seems, in England at least, we have shut off our …

Right, transfer window over, lets start the Arsenal bashing

By Tony Attwood “I totally respect the Premier League as a successful business that generates an enormous amount of income and brings some of the best players in the world to these shores,” said the shadow sports minister in the UK, Clive Efford, recently. “But the way the finances are sucked in perpetuates a culture …

Yet more money is about to pour into football. So what will happen?

By Tony Attwood On Friday last week the bids for the future rights for football on TV were opened.  And yet result and announcement was there none. Partly this is because the old days of Lord Sugar are over.  The story is that at the time of the first entry of Sky he telephoned Sky …

World football in a bit of a tizz; Mr Usmanov steps in.

Its a funny old game. Mr Usmanov, the richest man in Russia and the second biggest shareholder in Arsenal has just loaned the Russian FA nearly £4m so that they can pay that old art collector Fabio Capello (whose collection is said to be worth £10m+) his back wages. Mr U said, “I think the situation …

Tottenham v Royal Arsenal: the match officials

Spurs v Arsenal 07 February 2015 – The Match Officials by Andrew Crawshaw Firstly following Walter’s reviews of Mssrs. Moss (Arsenal v Stoke) and Dean (City v Arsenal) here is the updated Table of Shame Wrong Important Decisions Favouring Arsenal Favouring Opponents 2nd Yellow Cards 0 14 Red Cards 3 13 Penalties 3 14 Goals …

Few people who criticise Zonal Marking actually understand what it means

EXPLANATION OF ZONAL MARKING SYSTEM. By Bob Macdonald I am  qualified Uefa grade ‘A’ coach, and have vast experience both coaching and managing at a fairly high level. My observations are in fact no more than  that, and I would be the last person to suggest I know more than the next person. However I …

Chelsea complain, Man U complain. But hush, don’t talk about refs.

On the anniversary of one of the most bizarre referee performances of all time, I thought I’d look at whether the media has changed its stance of late. . By Tony Attwood . A lot of the problem about the debate concerning referees is the very curious way the media follow it up. . For …

The value of each squad, the transfer fee oddities and multiple loans.

By Tony Attwood To some people all Arsenal did in the transfer window was bought Krystian Bielik and Gabriel Paulista.  Maybe – but what is the result? According to TransferMarket.co.uk it means we have a squad that is worth £343.02m. Some players have increased in value since we bought them (Ospina is now worth £6.16m …

All the dodgy doings you might have missed on deadline day

By Tony Attwood I’ll come to the dodgy and indeed the very very dodgy in a moment, but first, a headline from the Daily Telegraph.  “Arsene Wenger failed to land a single player before the window shut – despite links to a host of stars across Europe.” Yes, well, considering that Mr Wenger had already …

Booing your own players and management is dumb

By Tony Attwood Every day we get comments on Untold which criticise either one or more Arsenal players, or our manager, or the management team. As I have said many, many times before, we will publish such commentaries, but only when backed up by some logic, stats or reasoned argument.  Just calling someone at Arsenal …

Villa’s problem, Arsenal’s six injuries and the cost of January transfers

By Tony Attwood It struck me as Blacksheep and I walked back from the game to Archway underground station, what a warped vision of football is created by the arrant nonsense that is pumped out by so many blogs and the newspapers each day, with their endless story that the only thing that matters is the …

The difficult task of fitting in all the players: Arsenal v Villa

By Bulldog Drummond Quite a big day for the Untold Collective: Andrew, Walter, Blacksheep and Tony all at the game together.  Untold doesn’t manage that very often. And glory be, what a difference a few weeks makes.  From the December doom gloom and doom and gloom and we are finished, to this, in the Guardian: …

Fifa Sponsors quit and more might follow

By Tony Attwood With each passing outrage from Fifa Untold has raised the issue of the sponsors of the dictatorship, and suggested that the sponsors should take a good look at what is going on in their name. Of course we can’t expect much to happen, not least when the Football Association in England, always …

Tiny Arsène, Arteta signs, we’re buying Suarez, and dictionary lackadaisicals latest

By Tony Attwood ‘Arsenal to make audacious swoop for Suarez’ Roll up roll up all the nonsense you want to have.   Suarez plays for a club quite rightly banned from transfers because of its child trafficking policies, and Arsène Wenger says that we are not signing anyone, and so we get that headline.  Oh what …

The three ways of fixing matches in the Premier League

By Tony Attwood The oldest, one might almost say, the traditional way of match fixing, was established by Liverpool and Manchester United at the end of the 1914/15 season.    Yes, 100 years ago this season. Manchester United were looking likely to be relegated while Liverpool were comfortably placed mid-table.  So the two clubs worked …

Why is threatening a criminal act less offensive than being derisory about women for the BBC?

By Tony Attwood Sky Sports presenters Andy Gray and Richard Keys were dropped by Sky after making off-air comments during a game in January 2011 saying that female officials “don’t know the offside rule” and predicting assistant ref Sian Massey would make mistakes during a game a couple of days later. The comments were boorish, sexist and …

Barcelona guilty. Now Real Mad?

By Tony Attwood Ever since Barcelona were caught out for their child trafficking activities some people have been poking around Real Madrid to ask if they have been doing the same thing. It hardly makes a news story that they have said no. But Real Mad has also recognised that Fifa has asked the Spanish …

The transfer window deadline has been pre-recorded

By Tony Attwood Maybe I blinked and missed it, or maybe its all been called off because of a dodgy medical, but the big Arsenal transfer, seems to have stopped. Instead we have… Arsenal transfer news and rumours: Real Madrid to sell Karim Benzema to Arsenal to fund Raheem Sterling move That’s the big news. …

Define ‘lackadaisical’. Define “Tottenham H”

By Tony Attwood OK I know the story has got around a bit and I am very much not the first to find it, but hacking with humour does still amuse me – although not necessarily when I have to try and clear up the mess. So the story is this Go to www.Google.co.uk In …

Gabriel Paulista: he has the work permit, and the medical should be done by now.

By Tony (some of this might be right but dont bank on it) Attwood Well, you know, I’m sure, but just in case not… Mr Wenger had the deal all set vis a vis the work permit and Gabriel Paulista will be granted a permit to work in the UK.   Now he just needs …

Brighton v Arsenal, played at Falmer (near the sea)

  150 word match preview to be published with the above code; Welcome to the FA Cup fourth round clash between Arsenal and Brighton at the Amex Stadium, brought to you by Arsenal’s Official Car And Van Rental Partner Europcar. The Gunners take part in another stand-out clash in this season’s FA Cup, this time …