Government calls in Arsenal shareholder over expenses crisis

The government has turned to Arsenal FC in an attempt to sort out the current crisis over fraudulent claims for expenses by MPs. “At the moment I think we are getting away with it,” said Gordon Cameron, speaking from his bunker in Whitehall.   “Most people are simply phoning Radio 5 and saying they are …

Next season’s team starts to take shape

Next season’s team will look remarkably different from the team that we have seen through this year. This year you’ll remember we Finished 4th in the EPL contrary to all predictions which had us in free fall  (remember the “should Wenger go if we don’t make the Europa League) Got to the semi-final of the …