What’s the point of going to the Ems when we tell you the score in advance? Arsenal v the Villa

Phil Gregory got the score against Hull absolutely right, following on the overwhelmingly brilliant prediction here for the Liverpool game.  Indeed we also got the Burnley match absolutely right apart from the score and the result. So here we go again with Phil’s preview and prediction.  Oh and don’t forget the excitingly stunning advertisement for …

Billy “the Dog” McGraw reveals what the papers will be saying next week

By Billy the Dog, landlord of the Toppled Bollard, Islington. I had that Arsene Wenger round here the other night doing his basso profundo with the carol singers.  They were collecting money for the Arsenal transfer funds which are somewhere between desperation and zero. “Ere Arse,” I said, adopting the familiar style that is customary …