Portsmouth go bust just before they play The Arsenal.

We’ve been talking a bit about motivating your players and demoralising them in an earlier post. I then replied with an earlier post that was earlier than this post but not as early as the post I called an earlier post in the last paragraph. I thought was enough – two posts in one day. …

How to predict every single Arsenal result correctly and cause the end of civilisation at the same time

By Billy the Dog McGraw, Enfield Allotments, Middlesex. I have rarely seen my old mate Tony Attwood as close to tears as he was when he approached me this morning on the allotment.  I was just nattering to that Dennis Bergkamp who grows carrots next to my plot, when Tony rushed up. “They’re all arguing …