Messi sold to Arsenal, Cesc on his way to Barceloanus, Lady Nina reveals all

An exclusive interview with the president of Barcelaonus By our undercover reporters M. Adeup and T. Ruth. Additional material by Lady Bracewell-Smythe, and her man, Bisket . After a narrow escape from the dungeons under the Daily Stuff our reporters have been send on a new mission. A mission to the sun. No, not the …