How six Arsenal fans are selected to represent the views of us all

By Tony Attwood There is a post online at the moment which has the headline: “‘Circus’, ‘I’m done’, ‘Our board are just a joke’ – These Arsenal fans fume at transfer news.” It was posted last night by The Transfer Tavern, a blog, and it contains very brief quotes from six Twitter accounts.   They may …

Tottenham Hotspur: dead or alive, and five more players newly tipped to be signing

By Dr Billy “the Dog” McGraw, chief psychiatrist at the University College Hospital of the North Circular Road. It was with much surprise and interest that I made my monthly sojourn to the official website of Tottenham Hotspur football club and found with much astonishment the headline Stream Arsenal match ‘live’ this Sunday! Yes that …

Three places for English clubs in the Europa League? Has the Mail got this right?

By Tony Attwood There is an article in the Mail today which says that if the League was not finished off, and points per game were assigned as the way of determining who gets into Europe next season, “Manchester United and Sheffield United would take the Europa League places, while Arsenal and Tottenham would miss out …

Following Uefa’s ruling, Arsenal, not Tottenham enter the Europa League

by Tony Attwood The key point to note from the latest Uefa rulings on what happens next in relation to football, is first that national leagues will not be banned from European competition if they don’t finish their seasons.  That ruling has been overturned. But more importantly from Arsenal’s point of view is that this …

Gradually the mood in the League is changing but the thinking’s hardly begun

By Tony Attwood We began with total denial.  With the transfer window still months away the names of players – often very expensive players – that Arsenal were going to buy started to pop up.  The interruption to games was seen as a temporary inconvenience.  Nothing to worry about.  Nothing to bother the English clubs. …

55 players tipped to be joining Arsenal this summer: the full list.

By Sir Hardly Anyone Both George Lewis and his agent are claiming he’ll sign for Arsenal this summer. Lewis has openly stated that he is joining Arsenal and Jeorge Bird, who generally knows a thing or two about the kiddies, says that  Lewis’ agent says he will sign for Arsenal before the next season starts.  …

Football’s starting up again. Oh yes it is. Oh no it isn’t. (Reportedly)

By Tony Attwood Fifpro, the union of professional footballers which is established across the world (although rivalled in England by the PFA) conducted a survey of some 1,600 footballers (1,134 men and 468 women) from England, France, Switzerland, South Africa and the United States from March 22 to April 14. According to his results, “22% …

What the press won’t talk about in relation to football

By Tony Attwood On 17 April Untold Arsenal ran the headline, “Football is being taken over by those fighting their own wars. Can Arsenal survive?”   In the subsequent article we set out the battle that was now being fought between Arabic countries with football as the battle ground.  Here’s the simple table we ran… Club …

The six new players Arsenal are being tipped to sign this week

by Sir Hardly Anyone It is extraordinary that in a time when we don’t actually know when football might begin again, let alone how much money clubs will have, at a time when players are being asked to give up their salaries, and clubs are starting to talk about not being able to continue unless …

Mesut Ozil, the allegation, naming the guilty parties, the truth

By Tony Attwood To begin, what do we know about Mesut Ozil? We do know, because there is a lot of evidence for it, that he has paid for 1,0000 vital operations for children across the world. We also know that he is paying to fee 100,000 homeless people at 16 refugee camps in Turkey …

Daily Mail calls Untold “revisionists”, but doesn’t quite get the word’s meaning

By Tony Attwood For most journalists, there is no “why”.  Their job is to report the facts, they will tell you.  Unfortunately, this leads to the notion that there is no change, except for the occasional movement of a player from one club to another.  Life goes on. Because of this the fundamental as always …

Priorities in football: two utterly different views

By Tony Attwood The Guardian has an interesting piece: “Newcastle United: seven priorities for the potential new owners” in which it takes a pragmatic view of what the new owners at Newcastle will do.  It comes in a series of headlines, all of which are valid from one rather narrow point of view Make a …

Start dates for football without plans in place are worse than useless

by Tony Attwood People who like to think they have power but who actually don’t are prone to making crazy pronouncements which cannot be seen through, without any thought as to practicalities. It is rather like the fable of King Canute (which is actually the reverse of the truth but is passed on down through …

The first thing we do, let’s kill all the agents (Shakespeare, almost)

By Tony Attwood OK, you might be expecting me to argue in a piece about what is wrong with football, that the force blocking all change is the notoriously conservative Football Association, and yes’ I’d go along with that. But there is another force acting against all change, and they are much more powerful than …

The 49 players now tipped for Arsenal this summer

By Sir Hardly Anyone A quick peek in through the shuttered windows of the Toppled Bollard (favourite drinking house of football journalists across London) reveals the awful truth.  It’s shut. Which is why the rumour mill has gone into hyperplus overdrive as those who make up the summer transfer tales eschew their normal drinking hole …

Could this be the time when the broadcasting of football finally changes?

By Tony Attwood It has probably never been said before, but Facebook and Google’s sales look like they are going down as a result of the virus crisis. However since most other companies are seeing revenue falls at about 10 times the amount of Facebook and Google, it probably doesn’t bother anyone too much. Travel …

Two simple rules: stuff happens, and if you’re worried don’t sign the contract

By Tony Attwood Of course no one knew coronavirus would happen now, but anyone who ever studied the history of the Earth would know it, and other disasters like it, will happen.  Just because the last pandemic that totally took our society apart happened 100 years ago, it doesn’t mean human pandemics just don’t happen …

Football is being taken over by those fighting their own wars. Can Arsenal survive?

by Dr Billy “the Dog” McGraw, senior psychologist at the University College Hospital of the North Circular Road. Mike Ashley bought Newcastle United for £134m.  He bought it in stages, making use of UK law that says that once a single person or company owns over 30% of a listed UK firm, he or it …

The big issues facing football, and why no one is addressing them.

by Tony Attwood Slowly very slowly football clubs in England are starting to realise that there is not going to be a return to the old ways, at least not any time soon.  There are too many problems – the current season running past the end of contract date, actually finding time to finish the …

The 10 Transfers that Arsenal are about to make

By Sir Hardly Anyone A quick peek in through the shuttered windows of the Toppled Bollard (favourite drinking house of football journalists across London) reveals the awful truth.  It’s shut. Which is why the rumour mill has stopped milling – or at least has reduced its normally feverish output to the merest trickle of drivel. …

Why this is the moment to feel good about Arsenal

by Christophe Jost I feel good. Yep, that is how a feel about Arsenal. Really. No kidding. No sarcasm.  And I am not day-dreaming either, I think. Let me explain. The team As I mentioned the other day, Arsenal have 4 contracts expiring this summer.  One is an Arsenal player, Matt Macey. the 3 players …

It is not full steam ahead for football, even with the plans for ghost games

By Tony Attwood Somehow we expect the German League to have everything sorted, done and dusted when it comes to getting the pesky virus out of the way.  We imagine them having a plan so that this season dis quickly dealt with and then its full steam ahead up to the next season.  While the …

At all levels of football, the crisis is here, and it won’t go away

 by Tony Attwood “The most important week in the history of the Football League – act now, or risk carnage”.  So said Mark Palios, the former FA Chief Executive. It doesn’t really matter when he said it, because it is always the most important week.  But this week is a special week in the history …

Slowly football is changing, but unfortunately not everyone is following the plot

By Tony Attwood You might not know if from reading the English blogs and newspapers but yes, decisions are being made, and proposals are being put on the table. OK these things have not worked out well in Scotland, where, as we noted last time around, a certain local difficulty has been encountered.  But elsewhere …

The Scottish play; the kiss of death; what is going on with football in the north???

by Neil Down / Ann Weep We have held back on doing an Untold report on Scottish football despite frantic emails from Tony asking for a piece which clarifies what the F*** (to use the technical term) is going on, simply because despite being the designated news feeders to Untold for football in Scotland, we …