Arsenal v Newcastle: the data predicts 2-1 or maybe 3-1 home win.

By Bulldog Drummond Now here’s a quaint idea: a match at Arsenal on a saturday at 3pm.  How weird. But us supporters like to take advantage of the new so we’ve got a little get together of the London, Northants and Antwerp branches of Untold for the game which will be rather nice. But what …

Latest transfer news as bloggers reveal extraordinary ability to predict events

By the Honourable Sir Hardly Anyone MP. Yes this really is the moment for the bloggettas to come out and show that they can foretell what will come to pass, so that we will believe all they tell us in terms of transfers that they absolutely know will happen, absolutely certainly, definitely, and for sure. …

This is the worst Arsenal team since the last time we said it was the worst Arsenal team.

By Tony Attwood So what do we make of all this?  Last season was dubbed by the media, (always anxious to find some new depth to which Arsenal have slipped), as the worst in 21 years.  So the keyboards of the pub based scribblers are prepared to make this the worst in 22 years, with …

West Ham United – Arsenal : 0-0

By Walter Broeckx Starting XI for Arsenal: Cech, Bellerin, Koscielny, Monreal, Maitland-Niles, Iwobi, Xhaka, Wilshere, Özil, Alexis, Giroud On the beach: Ospina, Chambers, Kolasinac, Coquelin, Elneny, Welbeck, Lacazette. A good start from Arsenal, very concentrated and making sure no silly mistakes costing us some goals in the opening minutes. A very closed match with the …

WHAM v Arsenal: the formation, the teams, the guesswork.

By Bulldog Drummond Rather interesting that a quick flip around the more “serious” newspapers at noon, such as the Telegraph and Guardian, reveal no on line match preview for West Ham against Arsenal.   We do have the usual interesting stuff such as  The 20 fiercest rivalries in English football – where does Arsenal v Tottenham …

West Ham v Arsenal: Wed 12 Dec. The Match Officials including the ref of catastrophic blunders

by Andrew Crawshaw After yet another underwhelming performance from a FIFA accredited referee on Sunday afternoon who do we have in charge on Wednesday Night at the Taxpayers Stadium… Referee – Jonathan Moss from West Yorkshire Assistant Referee 1  – Eddie Smart  From West Midlands Assistant Referee 2 – Harry Lennard from East Sussex Fourth …

State Aid United v Arsenal at the Tax Payers Stadium. The sacrifice of many for the few.

By Bulldog Drummond Yes it is always rather nice to go along to the so-called “London Stadium” and think “I paid for this through the taxation I paid the state year after year.”  It gives me that extra bit of ownership, although my experience there has been that the stewards never quite realise that I …

Suddenly the transfer scene has woken up with an explosion of stories. We have names!

By Sir Hardly Anyone. Just as I was about to take a couple of weeks in the south of France with the jolly old yacht being airlifted from Rutland Water to Monaco (which of course I know isn’t in France but I’m not one for details), so I am asked to write another column because …

Ostersund v Arsenal. Welcome to the most wonderful fairy story in football.

By Tony Attwood Arsenal will play Ostersund in the next Europa Cup round on February in Sweden and at the Ems on February 22.  It is, I suspect, a dream draw for the club, although let me say at once I don’t have a Swedish correspondent to check this with.   If I have made mistakes in …

Arsenal transfer market revived with amazing transfer reports.

By Sir Hardly Anyone I am sure it has nothing to do with it, but the little series we’ve been running on the real transfer news (see the links at  the end of this piece) – looking at the players Arsenal are actually likely to sell and therefore which replacements are needed – has coincided …

Southampton – Arsenal : 1-1

By Walter Broeckx Arsenal starting with : Cech, Bellerin, Koscielny, Mertesacker, Monreal, Kolasinac, Xhaka, Ramsey, Özil, Alexis, Lacazette. On the beach we had Ospina, Maitland-Niles, Coquelin, Wilshere, Iwobi, Giroud, Welbeck. The first real attack from Southampton and Austin scored. Arsenal losing the ball in their own defence and Southampont with a quick move setting on …

Southampton v Arsenal the teams amidst the threat of snow

   By Bulldog Drummond Flipping through the tittle tattle this morning, one of my favourite lines comes from “101 Great Goals” which tells us With less than a month to go until the January transfer window opens, it’s no real surprise to see rumours in the tabloids. Given that the tabloids, the bloggettas that they …

Southampton v Arsenal; modest home v modest away, but WHU lurking.

By Bulldog Drummond If you are a really, really long term reader of Untold you might recall that one of our first campaigns to was expose what we called Rotational Fouling.  It was a notion that the media ignored, and commentators laughed at us in relation to.  We were out on our own (how often …

Southampton Arsenal: a chance to test the theory that we don’t need a new centre half

By Bulldog Drummond Our recent (and on going) series on what will really happen in terms of transfers next month has already suggested that goalkeepers and wing backs are not on the agenda.  But when it comes to centre backs (or as we used to say in the ancient days, centre halves) there could be …

Southampton v Arsenal Sunday 10 Dec 2017 – The Match Officials. Outstandingly good and awful

by Andrew Crawshaw Another week and another referee we have had before this season Referee – Bobby Madley  Age 31 from West Yorkshire and FIFA accredited Assistant Referee 1 – Stephen Child  from Kent and FIFA accredited Assistant Referee 2 – Marc Perry  from the West Midlands Fourth official – Graham Scott  Age 49 from …

Premier League moves towards our suggestions, although more out of desperation than agreement

by Tony Attwood It was, I think, about five years ago that Blacksheep, Walter and I drew up a list of ten reforms that between us we felt could make Premier League football much more enjoyable all round, and one of these was the live TV broadcasting of all matches with a return to all …

Arsenal II hit six as the sneering and sarcasm from the Guardian drones on and on

By Tony Attwood Arsenal II – that second team of Mr Wenger’s has had a fair run of games in the Europa and the League Cup, and that has no doubt benefited a lot of the squad who by now are used to playing together.  It also allows them to make a claim for a …

Arsenal II – Bate Borisov : 6-0 with Jack the boss

By Walter Broeckx The starting line up for Arsenal was Ospina, Debuchy, Holding, Chambers, Maitland-Niles, Coquelin, Elneny, Wilshere, Walcott, Welbeck, Giroud.  Lots of youngsters on the beach. A first dangerous attack with a cross from Debuchy to Walcott who heads it to Giroud who lays it off to Elneny and his left footed shot hits …

Arsenal and the Tractor Boys: the final instalment.

By Tony Attwood A Prize to the Football Forecast website for noticing that if BATE actually beat Arsenal and Red Star and Cologne draw, then BATE could qualify for the knock outs.  Here’s the table to prove it Group H Team P W D L F A GD Pts 1  Arsenal 5 3 1 1 …

What is the benefit of football pundits and journalists insulting their audience? We should be told!

By Tony Attwood It has been interesting to read the media’s response to the little tiff that occurred when Match of the Day presenters got rather miffed at being called out over alleged bias against Arsenal. The Guardian and the Telegraph handled the event in slightly different ways.  The Telegraph responded with “To those lambasting …

The real January transfer news and the signing of a new centre back

by Sir Hardly Anyone The Metro on 26 August this year told us “Arsene Wenger is ready to green light a late exodus to raise funds for two massive January arrivals.” Explaining who they thought would be leaving the club the paper said that Arsenal risked “losing a number of players before the window slams …

The curious case of Clattenburg and the laws

by Don McMahon In his most recent article, Tony quite accurately reviewed the seriously flawed logic of Mr.Clattenburg and his rather bizarre public revelation about how he manipulated a game to achieve a personal end. Some people posted criticisms of UA’s concerns but there are many other issues that Tony didn’t mention and I’d like …

Us foreigners and the real thing.

By Johnny Foreigner Every now and again at UA an idea crops up, either suggesting that somebody somewhere is an ‘original fan’ or that someone else is a ‘foreigner’.   Unfortunately both ideas have implications which are impossible to verify once we start to scrabble around a bit under the surface. The idea of being …

Arsenal v the Tractor Boys – the final part of the Europa League part one

by Tony Attwood The trouble with home and away ties against teams that we don’t know too much about is that one tends to use up all the information available in the first leg.  When it comes to the second leg there then isn’t too much to say. But rather than offer you a blank …

And so Arsenal face Olympiacos in the FA Cup.

By Tony Attwood It must be fun to be Paul Merson’s scriptwriter, coming up with ever more crazy things to. say each day.  But also a worry given that everything said then has to be outdone, and always in comparison to that masterstroke about Olympiakos: “I could win the league with Olympiakos. I am not …