All the players the catastrophists think should leave, and the rest of the squad



By Tony Attwood and the Catastrophists Union of Nautical Turnips. (Spell it, you’ll see what I mean) ‘Tis noticeable that in the last couple of days Barca have gone very quiet on the Cesc front.  Within the space of 10 days we have moved from “We’ll sign him by the weekend” to “We won’t be …