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Personal Terms Agreed For 28 Goals €30m Rated Arsenal Target and other spoofs

By Iva Madeitup

So here we are again, another day another load of spoof headlines. The last collection proved to be just about the most popular piece Untold has published this year, so here are eight more, all garnered today, 16 June.

As The Who famously said, “Won’t get fooled again”.

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The box to box midfielders: comparing Ramsey, Wilshere and the Ox

By Walter Broeckx

Having analysed the defensive midfielder I thought the next step would be the box to box midfielders. As they are called now. In my days these were just midfielders who run a lot, but that is the modern times for you.

I put Aaron Ramsey and Jack Wilshere in this category and […]

Football as a means of money laundering. Now there’s a blast from the past.

By Tony Attwood

In 1968, Sir Alf Ramsey described the West Ham player Martin Peters as “ten years ahead of his time”.

It was a singularly odd phrase from a singularly odd man, and one that I suspect Peters came to hate, as every time he failed with a pass or a cross everyone repeated […]