Chelsea v Arsenal, the Arsenal team and the prognostications

By Bulldog Drummond Now here is a thought and three quarters.  We are rubbish right?  We know that.  We need to kill off the defence because no one will buy them and send Mikel Arteta to a remote Spanish island for ten years.  (Editor’s note: are there any remote Spanish Islands?) Bulldog: La Gomera.  I …

Leno to leave Arsenal because he’s far too good: the pre-game stats

By Bulldog Drummond As we approach the Chelsea game we are told that Arsenal are trying to get rid of our goalkeeper Leno.  This is because, according to the Daily Star, “Despite being a regular starter after joining the club from Bayer Leverkusen, the 29-year-old has conceded more goals that he would’ve hoped across his …