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Mad Harry: a little word prior to the match

15 October 2009

“‘If people are stupid enough to shout abuse when I go back [to Portsmouth] they need their heads looking at.”

16 October 2009

“I know some idiots will try to have a go.”

17 October 2009,

The Sun: “Harry Redknapp has let rip on the eve of his explosive return to Fratton Park. ‘The phone calls hurt. They were from sickos. People said ‘I hope you get cancer’. They are not human beings. They need help.”

18 October 2009

“The fans were as good as gold. Absolutely lovely. It all just got hyped up out of nothing.”

22 October 2009

“I was born on the planet Zorg and am here on a sacred mission to destroy all the football clubs I can.  West Ham – bust.  Southampton – deducted 10 pints, sorry points.  Portsmouth – a laughing stock among laughing stock.  I dont know what you call that, but I call it success.”

28 October 2009

“David Bentley is a great player and that’s why I have let him rot in the reserves for 2 years.”

29 October 2009

My mother could have scored that goal that Merida got.

Editor’s note: I have not been able to check the validity of every statement here but some of them are certainly true.


16 comments to Mad Harry: a little word prior to the match

  • diceman1984

    Don’t know Tony, they all seemed true to me!

  • AnonynousGun

    22 October 2009

    “I was born on the planet Zorg and am here on a sacred mission to destroy all the football clubs I can. West Ham – bust. Southampton – deducted 10 pints, sorry points. Portsmouth – a laughing stock among laughing stock. I dont know what you call that, but I call it success.”

    Please.. please .. please .. pretty please with cherries on top .. work your magic again this season.

  • stuartlondon

    They definitely could be true.

  • Marc

    I’ve said it before but Redknapp is a key part of “Operation Sweet 2” and all seems to be going to plan.

    COME ON ARSENAL!!!

  • LRV

    I can’t help but think that Harry must be leaving some cosmic vibes that negatively affect every club he’s ever managed. What a record? Is there any club, managed by Harry, that has ever escaped this Harry-toxic fate?

  • LRV

    I can’t help but think that Harry must be leaving some cosmic vibes that negatively affect every club he’s ever managed. What a record? Is there any club, managed by Harry, that has ever escaped this Harry-toxic fate?

  • pig

    harry is a true parasite. he comes to clubs that, while they might not be diamond studded, are going concerns. with life, vitality, a team squad, good infrastructure and a good fanbase.

    of course he cant possibly take the job on without first getting rid of all the people he doesnt want and replacing them with people he does. normally at a massive cost to the board.

    now most living entities don’t appreciate parasites, so harry greases these wheels and blows a big smokescreen by saying that he has finally arrived at the club that has pulled his heart strings his whole life, and one that he would never leave.

    its a fairly familiar story that has led to him being king spud.

    harry king of the spuds.

    it has to be said that most of his moves were upward. when he became king spud, ity seemed that it was a downward move he was making. portsmouth were doing better than the spuds last year, but harry knew something that the rest of us didn’t. he had sucked all the goodness from pompey and left them hanging on a thread.

    the question is, is harry going to do a harry at the spuds, (which is fine by me) or does he have his heart set on yet another bigger team.

    personally i think he is a menace to football as a whole, and should be turned into one, so that all the teams he has ruined can give him a good kicking up and down wh*** h*** l***.

  • pig

    oh, and as a sidenote about walters pundits, harrys spawn has to be the worst kind of an idiot to ever sit on the pundits sofa.

  • Gf60

    I thought ‘Arry boy started his new Zorg plan with singular success this afternoon. I shall now imbibe lots of Merlot.

  • walter

    OOOOOOOHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GOOOOOOD. Do you all out there feel the same like me ?????

    Someone on our forum said that the two goals in the first half was better than having sex. Well I don’t know how his sexlive is actually but there was some truth in it. LOL.

    Live can be sweet. And sweet it is. Although I never drink alcoholic drinks: Waitor one large pint for me and give Billy the Dog one if you please.

  • Gf60

    Walter. It’s true…turning spuds into chips is orgasm time…and usually the memory lasts longer! Just think of 1971 for example. Were you having sex? Can you remember it? Can you remember who scored at the slough of despond? Point made? Pity we didn’t get 6 but “IT FEELS GOOD”

  • LRV

    Walter? Gf60? Everyone!

    ‘Arsenal’ goes, and it is done; the bell invites ‘us’.
    Hear it not, ‘Spuds’, for it is a knell
    That summons thee to ‘premiership’ …….. .. .. hell.

    Keane, Wherefore art thy voice?

    QED boys!

  • henrykissinher

    what just happened to liverpool.
    And we are the ones droppin out of the top 4?
    dont think so. nice to see phil brown gettin stuffed in a rather dodgy way.

  • LRV

    Financial troubles aside, Liverpuddle are really in a muddle. Sad!!!

  • diceman1984

    beach ball co. really really thought they had a chance at A premierleague title, really feel sad for them as they always overestimate their team full of average players. Without Torres they’ll be competing against the likes of Sunderland..of wait they already are! Yes I have no sympathy for that lucky team whatsoever.

    It’s a great great day to be an Arsenal fan. Those faces of spuds supporters were so sad I couldn’t stop smiling!

  • diceman1984

    I meant to say ‘I have no sympathy for that winning-lucky team whatsoever..