By Bulldog Drummond. Shock horror disaster!!! Danny Welbeck has scored three goals in four Barclays Premier League games against Swansea City, and he is out injured!!! Oh no!!! (I think I am getting the hang of this jouno hysteria). But of course Arsène Wenger knows exactly what’s what. “I’m ready to change but we had …
by Tony Attwood Tottery Downs is a wild and wonderful place somewhere in the vicinity of north London. It is a place wherein teams of a certain ilk find themselves talking about taking a step up, joining the Champions League, and other such wild, wild, dreams, while in reality the dear old team is as …
The Untold Banner: a brief(ing) update by Blacksheep Having suggested the idea of putting a banner up in the Emirates to mark our appreciation of M. Wenger I must admit to being overwhelmed by the number of positive responses and offers of hard cash from Untold readers. This is going to take some organizing but …
By Tony Attwood It has been clear since the earliest days of its existence that the FA is run by a bunch of dodos. But now that assessment looks to be challenged, for it is clearly an insult to dodos. Dodos must have been the cream of the intelligentsia compared to the FA. What has …
ANGER MANAGEMENT ARSENAL – Don McMahon One of the most ubquitous characteristics of the aaa and their media masters is a level of anger that does not correspond with any reality or actual circumstances at AFC. The black scarf movement, the Wenger out brigade, the vitrolic aaa and the media taking umbrage at the slightest …
By Tony Attwood That headline is, I confess at once, misleading. And one should not use misleading headlines. I know that because I wrote it in an article last week about selling via the post and email.* But it is a headline that we used to see all the time. I’m not sure Untold has …
By Tony Attwood This morning on my way to work I voted in the UK’s general election for an MP to sit in Parliament for the town in which I live, and I also voted in the election for local councillors to serve in my part of town. Unfortunately I couldn’t vote for Blacksheep, for …
By Tony Attwood We have often referred back to the match fixing scandals in Italy; I thought that maybe to add to the picture we ought to cover match fixing in some other countries too. And I thought I’d start with Greece, where the affair in 2011 was originally called The Koriopolis. But in case …
By Tony Attwood This year St Totters Day was the biggest I can ever remember, with even the national media jumping on the bandwagon. Indeed if you want a flavour of what other Arsenal fans got up to on the great day this year take a look at St Tots Day from the Independent. This means of …
By Tony Attwood I can’t recall a new season starting so early, but that is how it seems. We’ve still got to establish the order of the top four, play Man U, Sunderland and WBA in the league, and sort out the FA Cup. And yet all the talk is of next season. No real …
By Tony Attwood All clubs have style. It is reflected in the way the players are encouraged to present themselves, the way the club reveres its past, the way the club considers its fans, even the way the club considers the people who live in houses round about. In such an analysis there are some …
By Tony Attwood The last time Hull beat Arsenal at home was 2nd April 1915. It was match 33 out of a 38 match second division season, in a game played at Hull. The score was 0-1 to Hull, and the crowd was 8,000. Of the remaining games we drew one, lost one and won …
. So, Hull. Luring near the foot of the table. Pld W D L F A GD Pts 14 Aston Villa 35 9 8 18 29 50 -21 35 15 Newcastle 35 9 8 18 36 60 -24 35 16 Hull City 34 8 10 16 32 45 -13 34 17 Leicester City 35 9 …
By Tony Attwood Newspapermen often like to confuse ideas. For example if a football manager speaks out of turn (at least “speaks out of turn” in the mind of a journalist) then the manager has engaged on a “rant”. Call a journalist an ostrich, and immediately it becomes a rant. But if a journalist …
by Tony Attwood Selling players who we would rather like to keep is something that Arsenal became fairly familiar with during the years of paying for the new stadium. However that Liverpool, who have only just embarked on upgrading Anfield for a cost of around £114m, adding 8000 new seats, and yet are embroiled in …
A little while back I wrote about the problems Arsenal have fitting all the current players and players on loan into the “25” list that is allowed. Of course that will be worked out later, but it is worth considering who is knocking on the door in terms of youth players who might follow Hector …
By Tony Attwood As was suggested in correspondence following an earlier article, the deal between Tottenham Hotspur and Haringey Council over the funding of the new stadium for Tottenham could be seen as state aid, something that is not allowable under EU law. Now Untold can reveal that the situation has been referred to the European …
By Tony Attwood What is the purpose of newspaper football journalism? It is not a question one hears asked very often, and indeed is not a question that football journalists ever pose at all. But this is Untold, and the clue to what we are is in our name, so let’s try and answer the …
By Tony Attwood On 30 December 2014 Barcelona lost their third and final appeal against Fifa’s ruling that the running of their “world famous” academy was illegal under Fifa rules. Interestingly, the Spain FA, which was also found guilty in a related case, did not bother to appeal at all. Now Real Madrid and Atlético Madrid …
By Bulldog Drummond Here’s a nice opening thought just in case you have some nerves about the game today: When we beat Reading last weekend, that gave us nine wins in a row. That is our best run since the Invincibles won 10 games in a row in 2004. The match that ended that run …
By Bulldog Drummond Mourinho will be defensive, and be happy with a draw. That’s what everyone seems to be saying, and it is probably true. It might not be worth the £1000 a ticket that is said to be the going price. We have been awaiting a Mourinho “voyeur” statement, or the production of a …
By Tony Attwood I do like it when football journalists let slip just how out of touch they are with the real everyday fans – the people who pay out of their own pocket to watch games, often being given grotty seats in stadia where the niceties of life such as actually obeying the Licensing …
Arsenal v Chelsea 26 April 2015 – The Match Officials by Andrew Crawshaw Firstly following Walter’s review of the Newcastle game Ref Review : Newcastle – Arsenal: an overwhelming bias here is the updated “Table of Shame’ Wrong Important Decisions Favouring Arsenal Favouring Opponents 2nd Yellow Cards 0 19 Red Cards 4 16 Penalties 4 …
By Tony Attwood The aaa spent much of the early part of the season saying that we should have gone out and bought more players. My answer was the same: it ain’t that easy. You have to ask Does the player want to come Does his agent like the deal If non-EU can we get …
By Tony Attwood “Wenger can signal power shift to Arsenal – but only by ending his Mourinho hoodoo” screamed the Telegraph this week. They and the rest of the press will follow this up with a piece that says “Five things we learned this weekend.” It is all nonsense of course, based on the childish …