FFP is still out there but just dozing in the corner while football deals with anyone with money.

by Tony Attwood A totally corrupt organisation holds a big event in a country that has been cited repeatedly for interfering in elections elsewhere, killing people on foreign soil, and other dubious stuff.   Meanwhile a taxpayer funded body in England prepares to throw money at the whole thing by pitching to run the event itself …

Funny ol game: crazy Fifa bid, clubs breaking up, fans order new manager, Jack ponders

by Tony Attwood There are some truly frightening stories around at the moment, the most awful of which is the notion that England are preparing to bid for the world cup finals again.  Not content with having throw millions of pounds of taxpayers money at Fifa last time around, and clearly aware that Fifa remains …

Are our fixtures bent against us and Palace enter a time warp for a couple of minutes.

By Tony Attwood It is always interesting how things go around; a couple of years ago we had a big debate about how Arsenal always did badly in November – the press were full of it at the time. There is also this year a fair old recognition (for a change) that maybe it is …

Who’s going where, and what the Jack the Ripper crew are making of Chelsea.

  By Sir Hardly Anyone Here is the list of ins and outs for the clubs that came in the top six positions in the PL last season as recorded by the Guardian on the constant chart of such things.   As can be seen they count Torreira as being signed already, this being the general …

Where next for Arsene Wenger?

By Camilla Hallam   It has been a somewhat surreal feeling in North London these past few weeks since the announcement of Arsene Wenger’s departure from the Gunners. The suave, sophisticated Frenchman has been something of an institution at Arsenal and helped bring the club into the 21st century both on and off the pitch. Wenger …

Yacine Adli gets the Jack the Ripper treatment from the media and Leno becomes catch of the day

By Sir Hardly Anyone And the number of players who are definitely absolutely and completely certainly joining Arsenal is growing by the minute as website after website now report that in addition to Lucas Torreira (age 22, and of Uruguayan nationality) from Sampdoria for £26.4m Stephan Lichtsteiner age 34 attacking right back or wing back …

Proceed with extreme caution but we may have just bought another player

by Tony Attwood “According to the press” (that most wonderful phrase that makes one think, “what self-serving rubbish will come forth now?”) Arsenal have agreed to buy Lucas Torreira (age 22, and of Uruguayan nationality) from Sampdoria for £26.4m (akin to 30m euros).   Allegedy terms are now being discussed with the agent in Milan. Or …

90 players Arsenal are signing, although one is a bit of a cheat. It’s the Jack the Ripper List

by Sir Hardly Anyone I guess the logical follow on from the earlier article today is to suggest we are going to sign Jack the Ripper.  Actually now I’ve written that, what’s the betting some sports web site thinks that is the nickname of a contemporary player and follows it up. In fact we have …

Jack the Ripper and football transfers: the media’s interest is in the survival of the media

By Tony Attwood Last weekend I attended an excellent lecture on Jack the Ripper which was put on as part of a literary festival.  A literary festival, not a history conference, because the talk was about the way the media created and ran with the story of the Ripper. During the talk the speaker made …

Deals deals deals. Arsenal are signing players like there is no tomorrow

By Sir Hardly Anyone 1: DONE DEAL.   Sokratis L’Équipe is running the story that we really really have signed Borussia Dortmund defender Sokratis Papastathopoulos.   Plans are being launched for the Arsenal programme to print the team sideways to allow for longer names.  Actually I made that up, just as I think have L’Équipe.  And given the …

Getting Arsenal facts wrong, on this day of all days

By Tony Attwood Today is quite an important day in Arsenal’s history, and although I normally confine my Arsenal history comments to the website of the AISA Arsenal History Society I thought I’d stray into Untold just for a moment to correct some of the stories that often crop up around this time. And indeed …

Arsenal Academy Update: who’s who in the Academy set up for 2018/19

by Andrew Crawshaw With the latest appointments and lists of retained players we now have a reasonable idea of the way the academy is currently heading.  The picture certainly isn’t yet complete and there are quite a few gaps to be filled but the basic framework of the overall jigsaw is there.  Here is my …

How the starting line up for next season is coming along at Arsenal

By Tony Attwood The fiasco of Liverpool signing Fekir but not signing Fekir despite all the papers being certain that he had been signed, has ended with little blame being assigned to Liverpool, reminding me (if no one else) of the lack of balance that there is in the way clubs are treated. However despite …

Football should be an art: Mr Gazidis knows it, even when the TV interviewer stumbles

by Tony Attwood BeIn Sports recently did an interview with Ivan Gazidis.  Nothing special about that given the changes that are happening to the club this summer, but interestingly at 6 minutes and 38 seconds the interviewer attempts to quote our banner at the stadium, and indeed the slogan we still have on this site: …

Continuing the contrasting styles of reporting Arsenal and other clubs. Today: Liverpool

By Sir Hardly Anyone We’ve had a look recently at how the media deal with transfers relating to Tottenham and Manchester United to see if there is a difference in style and tone from the way they report possible transfers relating to Arsenal. This isn’t meant to be a definitive approach; just a quick resume …

The 10 Factors that make PL match fixing more likely next season

By Tony Attwood If you’ve been around Untold for a while you’ll know we’ve been watching refereeing in the PL for over ten years years, and we’ve taken on a whole range of projects, culminating in analysing the first 160 games of a season and working out how many referee decisions were wrong. With that …

Do I really have to pay this much money for censorship, games I won’t watch, and people moaning?

By Tony Attwood In a year’s time it will cost around £1000 a year to subscribe to the three “outlets” (what a ghastly word) that will divide up Arsenal matches on TV for UK watches: Sky Sprout, BT Moan and now Amazon.  I haven’t got a silly alternative name for Amazon Footie yet, but I …

Where does Arsenal stand financially in relation to the other top clubs?

By Tony Attwood As I noted in my last article, for the financial year 2016-17, we have one club that hasn’t filed its accounts and has been threatened with a winding up order (Crystal Palace), two clubs that made a loss (Chelsea and Sunderland) and 17 that made a profit. Clubs don’t have to report …

It’s Eddie Nkehtiah’s day, Villa won’t pay, Palace won’t say, Chelsea lose their way

By Tony Attwood It is a total tragedy that the bloggettas and the rest of the media largely ignored last night’s under 21 game between England and Scotland, or else if reporting it hardly registered Eddie Nkehtiah’s contribution of two goals and a perfect assist.  The game was life and free on TV in England …

Scotland v England live on TV and free. Now. (Eddie is playing)

By Tony Attwood Eddie is playing and it is on live TV, and better still free. There’s a channel called Free Sports (it is available to Sky customers whether you subscribe to Sky Sprouts or not) and they are starting to pick up some interesting bits and pieces including the Toulon Tournament.  The semi-final is …

He’s number 1 on our list of 85 player we’re signing, and he’s just signed

By Tony Attwood Yes indeed, he was on the list at number one (largely because the list is by and large in alphabetical order and his surname is Adli) and we have signed him.   Making it two players signed.    If anything is going to encourage the rumour makers to keep going it is a …

The 85 players Arsenal are said by the “experts” to be signing this summer

By Sir Hardly Anyone Yes we have ten new players added to the list of those coming to Arsenal according to the creators of these tales and three players updated. It takes us up to 85 players, with the target being around 110 players by the time the window “slams shut” as Sky and the …

Does Lichtsteiner’s arrival mean Bellerin is leaving – or is there a deeper more cunning plan?

By Tony Attwood Yesterday afternoon Blacksheep and spent a while in the British Library, during which we discussed (not for the first time) the fact that the British media, when contemplating football, is generally desperate to avoid any questions starting with the word “Why?” Yet it often seems to me the most interesting question in …

Current rumours reveal Arsenal’s audacious plan: and it might just work.

By Sir Hardly Anyone Not everyone has gone bonkers over the story that Arsenal are going to sign Fellaini on a free, but there is quite a bit of that coverage around with agents in discussion, a medical happening and so forth.  Maybe by the time you read this the transfer will have happened.  Maybe …

This could be the most difficult transfer window yet for Premier League clubs.

By Tony Attwood Liverpool are not just leading the way in this transfer window, in terms of serious business they are completely out on their own. Of course they have the advantage of what might be called managerial non-movement, and so their arrangements were undoubtedly known and planned well in advance.  But whether doing the …