Apparently Crouch is coming to Arsenal to replace Ade. The reason is the two players have a lot in common. Crouch is tall and so is Ade. Also Ade is tall, and so is Crouch – so you can see the link. Of course you will now want to know all about Crouch – and …
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The point about some (not all, but some) of the pronoucements made within Untold Arsenal is that 132% of the stuff that we all read in the papers, hear on the TV, and see in the blogs, about Arsenal and transfers, is untrue. And not just untrue, so utterly, totally, completely, widly untrue, that no …
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Barca (or the “Catalan Giants TM” as the press like them to be called) have formally apologised to Arsenal FC, (“the north London club”) over the stories about Barca trying to buy Adebayor. “It was a sad case of mistaken identity,” said Hardly Anyone, the President of Barca. “We wanted a really intelligent insider in …
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