By Adam Up
Untold Gooner News video: A lesson in how to silence the critics
The Daily Mirror has done an update of the list of men said to be “in the running” for the job of Arsenal coach, and what do you know. Although the list is remarkably similar to the list we ran on this site on 30 November it is now even bigger, having now reach 14 candidates.
And of course any event involving Arsenal gives a chance for those who wish to portray Arsenal as being totally mired in chaos and ineptitude to push their ceaseless message once more. In this case we have Read Arsenal running the headline
“Tragedy incoming” – these Arsenal fans are fearing the worst as the Gunners’ shock interest in manager is confirmed
Now this is interesting because the entire source of this story is a single Twitter account called Get French Football News and it reads, in its entirity
“Breaking | Bordeaux manager Paulo Sousa’s entourage has confirmed interest from Arsenal to L’Équipe. More follows.”
And that is it. There might be a story about this in L’Équipe but I can’t find it, and there might be more to follow but I can’t find that either. And who exactly is the entourage, and who from Arsenal called them to confirm interest? For all we know there might have been no such call, or it could have been a hoax call, or the tweet could be totally made up.
Also coming just from a tweet is the news that David Ornstein has proclaimed that “I’ve been told that Mikel Arteta is the number one target for Arsenal now. Patrick Vieira is in the frame too…”
Now Ornstein is a pretty regular twit user since he moved from the BBC to the Athletic and he does seem to cover his tracks a lot, not least this time by naming five candidates. Of course journalists don’t reveal their sources, however although that used to be in order to protect them, that’s now more likely because some of them are so unreliable (like being other twitter accounts) that it is best not to.
Here are their details of all the bandied about names thus far….
Vieira: Arsenal ready to talk to him.
Marceilino: They have begun the interview process
Arteta: A feeling this could be too much of a gamble but they are confident he would come.
Ancelotti: could soon become available amid a difficult time in Italy.
Pochettino: might have to wait until the summer
Allegri: his lack of English is a problem, given the difficulties Emery had.
Paulo Sousa of Bordeaux and previously Swansea boss – on the long list
Roberto Martinez, on the long list of people to talk to.
Freddie Ljungberg: no longer so strongly considered as a possible long term candidate.
And here is the updated list with all the prime details we’ve been able to find
Next Arsenal manager…
|No.||Manager||Source||They cite as their source||Notes|
|1||Massimilliano Allegri||Star, Mirror||La Gazetto dello Sport. Sky Sports have him shortlisted||Out of work. Was Juventus manager. Mirror says AFC board thought he was arrogant.|
|2||Carlo Ancelotti||Football Fancast||Telegraph. Sky Sports have him shortlisted||Won CL with Milan and Real Mad, currently struggling at Napoli. Just Arsenal News says “he’s not youth orientated enough”|
|3||Phil Antwi||Birmingham Live||He’s Wolverhampton’s youth scout. Probably not really wanted as manager – more a, well, youth scout.|
|4||Mikel Arteta||Football London; Le Grove||Sky Sports says he is shortlisted.||They also say he doesn’t look particularly bothered about it|
|NEW||Rafael Benitez||Mirror||Metro says he has responded.||Now with Chinese Super League club Dalian Yifang|
|6||Freddie Ljungberg||Football Insider||No one. They “understand” this is the case.||“Just like Ole-Gunnar Solskjaer”|
|7||Marcelino García Toral||Sun||Football365||Valencia manager 2017-19|
|NEW||Roberto Martinez||Mirror||“On the long list”||Manager of Belgium|
|9||Vitor Pereira||Telegraph||Gooner News||Shanghai SIPG|
|10||Mauricio Pochettino||TBR Football||Eurosport||“He’s available”|
|11||Brendan Rodgers||Daily Record||Charlie Nicholas also tips him||He’s probably too expensive for Arsenal (£14m compensation)|
|12||Nuno Espirito Santo||Sports Mole||Wolverhampton W||WW will “fight” to keep him|
|13||Patrick Vieira||Evening Standard||David Seaman||He’s a born leader|
|14||Chris Wilder||Yorkshire Post||Peter Crouch||Currently at Sheffield United|
With Arsenal now having won a match with Freddie in control, and won it in the second half with quite a lot of vim and gusto it appears (according to the pundits) that the Arsenal board are full of additional relaxation and not in a rush to get things done.
So, with just one position up for grabs the number of people on the list is smaller than the number of players who are tipped to be joining us each summer (normally over 100) but still 14 is not so bad. At least it shows the inventors of nonsense are up and about and indeed running around a bit. I wouldn’t like to think that they had given up on their utterly pointless job of making up stories. Otherwise how could they ever justify their positions and their salaries?
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6 Replies to “The 14 men tipped to be Arsenal’s next manager (although hopefully not all at once).”
Mr Ancelotti was fired from Napoli last night.
Only one has won the EPL .
Most have never even managed a team in the EPL.
All I got is a BIG blank page!
Off topic but our Women continue to show the men how to do it. In the final group game of this year’s Continental Tyres Cup (the Women’s League Cup) they have delivered an emphatic 9-0 beating to second division London Bees.
Min 8 Katie McCabe
Min 34 Katie McCabe
Min 45 Mel Filis
Min 48 Lisa Evans
Min 49 Beth Mead
Min 54 Katie McCabe with her hat trick
Min 77 Mel Filis
Min 86 Louise Quinn
Min 88 Lisa Evans
Many of our obvious stars were given the evening off, even Viv Miedema contented herself with just one assist before she came off at half time.
The result takes us through to the quarter final knockout stage where we will play one of the group runners up.
Well done Ladies, now just the away game against Everton at the weekend before a well earned Christmas break.
You seem to have left out Gooner Saurus, a very gifted coach who can deliver Championships League football, the EPL title and Club World Cup in one season. He is reported to have been approached by the AAA and the PigMob on behalf of AFC.
Sokratis gets a yellow for atackle on the back of Jesus. Walker tackled Martinelli several times in worse physical terms and hasn’t been booked. PGMOL Laws of the Arsenal Game.
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