Ooooooooooooooooospina: its Copa America Centenario, and he’s done great

By Tony Attwood Copa America Centenario is what is happening in the US just at the moment, celebrating 100 years of CONMEBOL, the South American Football Federation, and of Copa América.  It is being held outside South America for the first time – in the USA in fact, (in case you haven’t been following events) in agreement …

Blimey – the Vardy bid looks like it is true, and there is a release clause, and it wasn’t all made up

By Tony Attwood [this story was updated on 9am, UK time, following publication an hour earlier] As you might have gathered, transfer rumours on this site are pretty much the province of Sir Hardly Anyone who just a couple of days back ran the story Unbelievable Transfer Shock; Arsenal sign £20m striker in secret. Here’s …

Infantino under suspicion of being Blatter II; Fifa under suspicion of being, well, Fifa.

By Tony Attwood According to Die Welt, Fifa is investigating claims that the new President of Fifa, a Mr Infantino, has been doing the rounds destroying recordings of a Fifa council meeting in Mexico. A Fifa spokesman pronounced to Sky Sports News: “We are not in a position to indicate if we have or have …

Memo to the Metro Newspaper. Just how miserable would you like me to be?

By Tony Attwood Top of the list today among the oddities of England’s press when it deals haphazardly and on the cheap with football, is the Independent’s home football page which has within it a listing of the top three stories for each club. Or at least that is what it is supposed to have. …

The 57 players tipped to arrive (so far) and the 12 players on their way out. The Arsenal Transfer Index 2016

By Sir Hardly Anyone In the last month Arsenal have been tipped to sign an unbelievable 57 players.  57 in one month, and it is more than likely that in the hurly burly I have missed a few.  Apologies to those players, their agents and the tipsters in the press for all omissions. According the …

Maybe it is wholly appropriate that the PL has a ref system different from all the rest

by Tony Attwood Have we proven that there is something wrong with refereeing in this country? It is a question that comes up each time further revelations are made about refereeing by Untold, and I had decided a little while ago not to go over the same old issues of “proof” again.  But two events made …

Arsenal won the Fair Play League this season. I wonder why the media didn’t mention it.

By Tony Attwood There is a preliminary question to answer here which is, “which fair play league?” because I have come up with three of them.  I know its a bit nerdy to go through all of them, but since no one else has, and since we have been publishing the fair play league tables …

The reform of the FA is now down to a man particularly familiar with lap dancing.

By Tony Attwood Earlier this year there was talk that the FA was going to reform itself.  I must say that I didn’t really hold my breath in expectation, we’ve heard it 100 times before and the FA never reforms itself.   We’ve covered the stories about how it has wasted huge sums of money …

Unbelievable Transfer Shock; Arsenal sign £20m striker in secret.

By Sir Hardly Anyone Yes this past week’s transfer tales have been full of both in’s and out’s and with only three months to go before the transfer windows slams shut on your fingers and little driblets of blood spatter onto the carpet you just had cleaned, the clubs are starting to panic. However there …

Association Football in Canada, by Untold’s Canadian Correspondent (which makes a certain sense)

ASSOCIATION FOOTBALL IN CANADA……………. by Don McMahon   This is not meant as an exhaustive or serious overview of what is happening in my country’s Association Football (known as soccer over here) but rather an overview of how we treat, support, officiate and play the game in the Great White North. It is called the …

The curious case of the Theo Walcott.

  ARSENAL 13.   Internet has got us all hooked. Having no access to the internet is unthinkable now. Forget phones, we have internet on our watch now, whoever wears those.!!. Our routines have changed and is now all wired up. I start my day with a peep into the phone. And then when I …

Strikers: the second Arsenal gamble of Summer 2015 (and will we buy this summer?)

By Tim Charlesworth My last article talked about the two big gambles that Wenger took in constructing the squad in the summer of 2015. The first gamble was in midfield and the second was in the striker/no 9 position. So now we take a look at last season’s strikers. We went into the season with …

Using a refereeing system based on Calciopoli – implications and press reaction.

By Tony Attwood This is the third article in the series about the way in which PGMO is organised.   The first two articles published earlier today are… Referee Match Distribution: Is the Premier League the same as other top European leagues? Premier League Refereeing is based on a corrupt Italian model. Continuing from the …

Premier League Refereeing is based on a corrupt Italian model.

by Tony Attwood As the statistical analysis in our piece, Referee Match Distribution: Is the Premier League the same as other top European leagues?  shows, Premier League refereeing far from being based on the methods used in other major leagues.  Instead it is based on the model of the corrupt Italian league – the Calciopoli era …

Referee Match Distribution: Is the Premier League the same as other top European leagues?

  Preliminaries Untold has argued for a number of years that the way refereeing is organised within the Premier League is different from that of other major leagues in Europe, but has similarities to the way in which Italian football was organised in the Calciopoli era in Italy in 2005/6.   Our argument is that this …

Tottenham to get added advantage in FA Cup in 2017/18

By Tony Attwood As you have probably heard Tottenham have reached an agreement with the FA to play their Champions League home games at Wembley next season, exactly as Arsenal did in 1998 and 1999. Having won the double in 1998, Arsenal were hopeful of doing well in the Champions League, but there was a …

Uefa are setting their own drugs rules and moving outside the Word Anti-Doping Agency regime

By Tony Attwood The World Anti-Doping Agency is normally considered (at least in my house) to be one of the good parts of sport, particularly in taking on the old-chums act that is the IAAF, the world athletics body.  Wada are the guys who have taken on Putin and Russia for its wholesale misuse of …

Seattle Reign vs. Arsenal Ladies – Untold goes international and gets a media pass

By Florian     Seattle has long been a football friendly city in America, to the point where both men and women have a team in the top leagues. That and maybe the fact that Seattle Reign has a bit of a special connection with Arsenal must have contributed to the Ladies coming to play …

FITNESS TO PRACTICE ABSOLUTE AND TRUE AKBISM

FITNESS TO PRACTICE ABSOLUTE AND TRUE  AKBISM The word  AKBISM , is derived from two distinct sources – the abbreviation AKB   or Arsene Knows Best, is meant to represent that hardcore grouping of  football fans that pledge their allegiance to that greatest manager of Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, while the ISM is a noun that is …

The evidence that games in the Premier League might have been fixed in 2015/16

By Tony Attwood Once upon a time Italian football was the focus of world attention.  Live matches were shown on mainstream British TV and attracted huge amounts of attention.  The match preview show from Italy on Channel 4 itself became an issue of major interest in Britain. And then it all went wrong. Italian football …

Confirmed offer for striker is a hoax, as is Wilshere story, but another deal is imminent

. By Sir Hardly Anyone. . First I bring you serious and grave news. . For those wretched fake links are back on the bloggettas, the one that persuades you to click a link onto an advert (thus earning the site money) when you think you’ve clicked to get the site’s stories, are back.   …

In the past it was the clubs lower down the league that fouled most. Now it is the clubs near the top.

By Tony Attwood The web site Footstats has recently produced some very interesting league tables of its own, and through their kind permission, I am able to bring you one or two of these, starting with the Premier League Table of fouls. You may remember (if you were paying attention) that in the early days …

Newspaper claims Arsenal “should have been applauded as CHAMPIONS if officials had done their jobs properly.”

By Tony Attwood   “The Gunners should have been applauded as CHAMPIONS if officials had done their jobs properly.” To confirm from the off, that is not a quote from Untold, but from a national UK newspaper – the Sun.   OK not my favourite paper, but actually one that I would have said a …

Are journalists concrete thinkers? We look at the sport editor of the Metro for our first trial

. By Dr Billy “the dog” McGraw Senior mental process analyst at the University of the North Circular Road. . On 3 March 2016 Jamie Sanderson the “sport editor” of the Metro “newspaper” published the article Another year, another failed Arsenal title bid in which the writer spoke of “serious question marks over Arsene Wenger and his future. …

How the Premier League is spoiling family life and the education of young supporters)

By Menace The League in England & Wales was always a Saturday 3.00 pm match.  There was the occasional deviation to a weekday for cup matches but most schedules allowed for the young to accompany their parents to a game without disruption to their education. The TV impact on Football has been the worst for …