An absolute certainty for the rest of Arsène’s career

By Billy McGraw With Arsène Wenger approaching 1000 games as manager, as I write this piece, I wondered what the odds might have been if one had predicted that he would reach that amazing number when he first signed up for the club as manager, and the press wrote their infamous Arsène Who? commentaries, (and …

The Untold Injury records – Part 5.2: Bashing Özil Bashing Wenger

By Walter Broeckx This part of the injury series could be written from the injury view but also is standing in a very strong relation with the constant anti-Arsenal bashing and anti-Wenger bashing from the media. In the light of the hamstring injury that Mesut Özil suffered early in the match against Bayern the media …

Fifa: the con artists whose victims just love to be conned

By Tony Attwood Another week, another set of revelations about how utterly corrupt the racist homophobic organisation known as Fifa is. This time we have been shown how bent the bidding process for the Qatar world cup was – as if we hadn’t guessed.   Now there is a lot of hand wringing going on, which …

The new contracts, Diaby, and why winning in the high road matters more

By Algi Fitzgibbon.  Head of Certain Things, Untold Arsenal. As expected Aarson Ramsey’s contract extension has been announced, and he has signed a new deal along with  Santi Cazorla and Gedion Zelalem. And Abou Diaby got in on the act saying that he could be playing again before the end of the season, adding in …

UNITED WE STAND DIVIDED WE FALL

UNITED WE STAND DIVIDED WE FALL…..Don McMahon We all love our teams and clubs with a passion that rivals our other emotional relationships and often drives us to distraction. It often reaches a level of partisanship and tribalism that exceeds the bounds of rational human behaviour….but that, it appears, is what being a supporter is …

Non-contact injuries at Arsenal; we are not top of that league.

By Walter Broeckx After the introduction part 1   and part 2   and part 3   and part 4    we now are going to have a look at the non contact injuries. Now the interesting thing is that this could shed some light on the way Arsenal do with injury management. As for the contact injuries …

The rollercoaster continues. Enjoying the ride?

By Walter Broeckx The day after the North London derby can be a great day. As it is today. But we all have to look back just over more than one year to know how miserable it can be. I must say that I was a bit baffled by the fact that it was our …

Victim of the Week; Mourinho to the rescue.

By Tony Attwood There is a section in the Observer newspaper (a Sunday broadsheet published in London) called Said and Done in which the ludicrous things that are said within the world of football are contrasted with what actually occurs. It could be very good – indeed lots of other journalists give it awards for …

Arsenal score hattrick over the Totts : One nil to the Arsenal

By Walter Broeckx If Wenger said before the match: ‘catch them cold’ it worked. What a wonderful way to start the North London derby. Hardly one minute played and Rosicky played the ball in to the path of Oxlade-Chamberlain who controlled it half and then the ball came back to Rosicky who did this time …

Untold creates the agenda and the papers follow. Mystifying eh?

By Tony Attwood We screwed up today, and I have a team from GCHQ looking into it.  Dominic’s preview was written and ready to go, and it didn’t go.  But since Untold always goes where others don’t it is published below.  Sorry dom. But, here’s the thing.  After four episodes of the new major series …

Arsenal and Tottenham: the most abused teams in the league.

Untold Injury Analysis part 4. By Walter Broeckx After the introduction part 1 and part 2   and part 3 of the series on injuries in the Premier League we now are going to dig a bit deeper in the numbers we found in that part 3. We now are going to try to show how …

In almost every Arsenal match one Arsenal man is kicked off the pitch. Untold Injury records: 3

By Walter Broeckx After the introduction to our survey of Arsenal injuries  and the next part where we looked at the total number of injuries per club we now are going to try to find out if Arsenal suffered more contact injuries than the other teams. To find out we tried to look at each …

The new route to market as the German system starts to crack

By Tony Attwood Imagine this scenario. A big business takes over a little club – or even two little clubs which it merges (against the fans’ wishes).  Two clubs playing in leagues so far down the pyramid that 99.999% of football fans wouldn’t know the names of the leagues, let alone the names of clubs …

Totts v Arsenal. Penalty for Totts, Arsenal man sent off. Yes: it’s Mike Dean.

Tots v Arsenal 16 March 2014 – The Match Officials by Andrew Crawshaw “We’re Doomed I Tell you Doomed” Referee – Mike Dean Assistants – J Collin and M McDonough Fourth Official – A Marriner So the return of the ‘Dark Lord’ – is his reputation really justified?  Our overall record with Mr Dean compared …

The Untold Injury records – Part 2. Arsenal top of the league

By Walter Broeckx After my introduction that can be found here we now go in to the injury database itself. Again I would like to thank Steve Kelly and Pete for giving us this database. The first thing we are going to do is to have a look at the general numbers. How many injuries …

RVP, Tiny Totts, money laundering, Bendtner’s taxi, Hoeness, Kallstrom, semi-final tickets.

. Prison News, by Billy “the Dog” McGraw, our man on the inside. If it’s not a funny old game it is at least a sometimes rather droll and occasionally annoying pastime. Robin Van Persie (a man familiar with the inside of a Dutch prison) is reported as saying that not only does he want …

The Untold Injury records: every Premier League injury since 2002 analysed.

By Walter Broeckx I think the fact that Arsenal has a lot of injuries is something that has various effects.  And these effects not only include the obvious hampering Arsenal in a way that the club might end up short of players, and thus might be forced to overplay players to the extent that they …

Bending the laws of the game

By Walter Broeckx The laws of the game and the interpretation of the laws of the game are two totally different things. And certainly the interpretation given by the pundits. Anyone who thinks that pundits know the rules are people who believe in Santa Claus, the fairy tooth even when they have gotten to an …

Listen to Pat, he knows and he is not alone

By Walter Broeckx The phrase “Arsène knows” has been used at Untold a few times. Both by writers and readers. As most of us believe he really knows a bit about football. But after picking the match Arsenal-Sunderland to unveil the Dennis Bergkamp statue as I was there I had the pleasure of another nice …

Funny football finances: Uli Hoeness, QPR, Gheorghe Popescu, the Romanian League.

By Tony Attwood I’m not sure how much reporting there would have been concerning Uli Hoeness, president of Bayern Munich, and his admission of tax fraud had we not been playing in Munich. But even with that spotlight, it just got a mention in most of the media and was then passed over as some …

Qualification lost in min 38 of the first leg

By Walter Broeckx What a regret we have now. During the first half hour we should have gone well ahead in the first leg but failed to convert our chances. Then the injury from Gibbs made us lose our concentration a bit and Bayern then got a penalty and most importantly we lost a player …

What’s the Bavarian for ‘Més qué un club’ ?? | Bayern Away Preview

D-Sanchez-Cabello Bayern Munich are a behemoth and behemoths are rarely attractive. They are the leading club in the largest market in Europe. Ally that to the distinct national feeling in Bavaria and you start to see why Bayern are able to bludgeon their competitors each year. I’m torn on the Bundesliga, there are bits of …